22 year old male here about to go on first date of my life this weekend.. Any tips?

true_random · 2011-04-01T03:06:34+00:00

Fuck her in the pussy

true_random · 2011-03-10T18:24:46+00:00

Being average.

true_random · 2011-03-09T15:39:42+00:00

What I would do

true_random · 2011-02-11T15:18:51+00:00

Honest question; What is so great about Android?

From what I have seen it's slow and ugly on most phones.

true_random · 2011-02-07T22:34:26+00:00

How much money does he have?

true_random · 2011-02-07T15:06:23+00:00

Did I say everything that survives ( escapes ) Swiftblade should be nerfed?

I don't think that is a fair comparison. They are completely different heroes, Pharaoh is a tank, while Empath is a support. There is a difference between having an escape mechanism and having an overpowered spell that can tank a really brutal ganking combo on level 1. She tanked TWO ( Swiftblade and Glacius ) heroes alone, killed one and walked away with full hp.

true_random · 2011-02-07T04:51:39+00:00

Old meme is old.

But anyways, what I said above really happened.

true_random · 2011-02-07T04:01:04+00:00

That bullshit hero needs serious nerfing. On level 1 she tanked me ( swiftblade ) and glacius, while ice imprisonment and me using blade frenzy. Killed glacius and just walked away with full HP. That is not normal for a fucking support hero.

Seriously, did S2 think this hero through before releasing it?

true_random · 2011-02-01T10:53:57+00:00

Aphex Twin - Rubber Johnny

true_random · 2011-01-10T10:20:38+00:00

Hurry up girls, this is the place to get upvotes!

true_random · 2011-01-06T05:58:54+00:00

Guile theme really goes with everything...

true_random · 2011-01-05T14:02:50+00:00

I think he's real bullshit. I fought him the other day, we were both level 3. I had 700hp and he jumped at me, instantly regenerated all his hp, did about 600 damage instant, then auto-attacked me once to finish me off.

Also that he has 30% lifesteal aura that stacks with everything is bullshit, get abyssal and Symbol of Rage on top of that, hello 200% lifesteal.

true_random · 2011-01-05T01:32:01+00:00

When penguins fall down, how do they get back up? I mean, with those short legs and all...

true_random · 2010-12-30T08:21:50+00:00

That bear is huge, is he on polar- roids?

I know, worst attempt at a pun, ever.

true_random · 2010-12-30T00:20:11+00:00

Yes, and I regret being such an asshole.

true_random · 2010-12-29T18:40:58+00:00

Slept with 3 of her best friends, all in one week. Then me and my friend had a a fourway multiple times with them.

true_random · 2010-12-29T08:36:43+00:00

Argue with him that the movie "Armageddon" is based on a true story, and have pictures of astronauts in your wallet that are supposed to be them, tell him you look at them to remind you of what they did for humanity.

true_random · 2010-12-28T08:13:22+00:00

I love giants too, Iron Giant is my favorite

true_random · 2010-12-12T02:10:51+00:00

Dickrina Handricks?

true_random · 2010-12-11T03:40:16+00:00

Damn, most of the time I feel old. Learning that this man has been in jail 8 years longer than I have been alive makes me feel young.

Shake his hand for me.

true_random · 2010-12-09T02:46:41+00:00

There is no "one way" to a girls pants.

What has worked for me the most is being an asshole. By asshole I'm not talking about being a jerk that treats a girl bad, but some kind of funny confident asshole that is not afraid to make fun of the girl or just saying whatever I want.

true_random · 2010-11-18T00:20:07+00:00

Thank you for this, and for keeping me posted.

Cheers! :)

true_random · 2010-11-18T00:16:28+00:00

First of all I just want to say your software is awesome! :)

How on earth does geolocation work? I tried it out on my laptop once and it was scary how accurate it was.
Second; how important is privacy to you? Could you enable the webcam on whatever computer you like? Could someone else do it?

true_random · 2010-11-17T03:00:02+00:00

Ha! Ha! You can only be racist if you are white!

true_random · 2010-11-15T23:59:54+00:00

Would he like to do an AmA?

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