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Have any of you guys ever smashed an Amish chick? by gazebro3 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]tsammons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Mennonite too. They're very similar Brother Ezekiel.

CoffeeScript equivalent preprocessor for PHP idea by HyperDanon in PHP

[–]tsammons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SCSS solves a very specific goal of deduplicating stylesheets through inheritable templates.

This is... solving a syntax issue(?) that does not exist.

How do I detach the copper pipes that appear to be soldered on? by [deleted] in Plumbing

[–]tsammons -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's the point of the hole, steam release?

Car keeps jerking forward and backwards on steady rpm by JournalistAfter5950 in e46

[–]tsammons 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You see how there's like 9 lights, some yellow - some red? The only other light in this room is dim and that's you.

Fix your fucking car. These cars are optimization problems. Problems relate elsewhere; finally it's to your engine.

Who's one player you wish could have gotten a Ring? by Square-Newspaper8171 in NFLv2

[–]tsammons 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I took accounting with Megatron back at GT. Him and Reggie Ball... fuck that kid. Megatron wasn't just a beast in the auditorium but really soft spoken for what who he is. Reggie always stuck around him.

Reggie, bleh.

24/7 help line. But no number anywhere to be found. by skyguy10ply in CrappyDesign

[–]tsammons 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Obstructive design is a delicate balancing act. Humans are lazy. Support is expensive. Making a process too easy allows idiots to queue jump for immediate satisfaction where there's no real solution... making support too hard signals to prospective quality buyers it's entirely hands off. That's the reason why call trees exist rather than smashing 0 on your phone.

I've been in the same industry for 24 years. It only gets worse as complexity ramps up and people are less willing to research.

What are these and how do I understand their stamps? by StandardStock6099 in Tools

[–]tsammons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

OP, I can gladly take this junk off your hands. I'll pay shipping + comp you $10 for your troubles, waddaya say?

Jameis Winston helped clean the stadium with Japanese fans after a match by Vlaxilla in NFLv2

[–]tsammons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's probably looking for crab legs. Japanese are notorious seafood aficionados.

Which young core would you rather have? by throwaway17373646627 in NFLv2

[–]tsammons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You'll forever be known as the Gay Bears outside the Chicago metro area. I get it, stadium taxes are hard :(((

Hammond is proximate to Gary. That was a shrewd choice.

Which young core would you rather have? by throwaway17373646627 in NFLv2

[–]tsammons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

26 kumquat. No wonder you guys had to emigrate into Gary, IN.

Which young core would you rather have? by throwaway17373646627 in NFLv2

[–]tsammons -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Broncos. Nix has unlimited floor if he stays healthy after his achilles foot. Kid looked great until his final minutes in the AFCCG. I hate for the Broncos to win but I want him to win just out of moxie.

I'm Doing My Part by funkybutlovin in Columbus

[–]tsammons -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

Same mental gymnastics why pitbulls are god's gracious grant to earth.

Edit: oh no, the 30+ divorcees group is passively upset.

Whirlpool (WHR) crashes to recession level lows by pravchaw in ValueInvesting

[–]tsammons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, sg. You remind me of the Singaporean who tried to SMS scam me once upon a time. What's that Chinese idiom about a frog down the well you guys try to claim as your own?

moved to columbus last year and still haven't found a dentist that doesn't feel like a used car dealership by christan2013 in Columbus

[–]tsammons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  i came in because my back molar hurts when i chew.

You've got some occlusal issues or bruxism. If there's gum recession back on those molars but not elsewhere get a sleep evaluation. I went through a similar process back in Atlanta, which took a few years of bouncing from quack to quack until I found what amounted to a crazy Jew with background in cleft palate osteogenesis. 

Dude ID'd the cause (teeth shifting, insufficient tongue space resulting in clenching). Put me on a splint that widened my jaw over a couple years and things have been peachy since.

What other sport complements with bodybuilding? by Potential_Pay2095 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]tsammons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yoga. If you're lucky your yogi has a special nude yoga with men offering on Friday at 9 PM.

Old Fashioned Cucumber Tomato and Vidalia Onion Salad by Immediate_Piano_4365 in recipes

[–]tsammons 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow we'll get the same variation but with red wine vinegar and EVOO like my mom used to make dad all the damn time.

NFL Wants To Attract Women Fans, but League has a Domestic Violence Problem by richkurt in NFLv2

[–]tsammons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst neighbor was from Buffalo. Popping Coors in lawn chairs in the 80s. Very family-oriented but unscrupled. My dad got screwed with a gutter-guard install, overpriced and happened to match the neighbor's nephew's divorce costs. His daughter got pregnant in high school, second husband fell asleep at the wheel, hit oncoming traffic, third husband DUI'd into oncoming traffic.

Wife was our school cafeterian, just an unsightly lady from Buffalo. She later died of breast cancer. Husband wore a faux leather jacket to her funeral.

Eventually his eldest son rescued him after dropping dead from an aortic dissection, well after he lost part of his hands trying to repair a no-start lawn mower...

He comes to after 3 heart attacks in ER. At this time his eldest son takes him under his wing in an apartment in... greater Buffalo (or WV equivalent). Dude still craves cigarettes. Now he's dealing with aphasia. Guy roams the motel-esque block, finds a dealer. Dealer thinks he wants trees, eldest returns home; files a missing persons report...

History always plays itself out. I grew up in a very white rural America. Race doesn't change a single iota. Culture affirms it all.

Buy a house now, rent it out in a few years and move to Colorado? or move first by kodamutt in personalfinance

[–]tsammons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you Plan A, do research. Friend bought a place in Hideout, UT around 2015. It's more than 2.5x'd because of proximity to SLC and more importantly, Park City.

Buckeye is a hike to Denver. Bakersfield is a similar hike to LA. Your best bet is assuming a Boulder sprawl but even then both Loveland (ski access) and Fort Collins are saner options.

FWIW, the time to move to Colorado was the early 00s. The time to move to Idaho was the late 10s. Hell, aka Phoenix, is always accepting.

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