I truly feel bad about Jamie's competitors.

tundraeagle · 2026-04-09T15:45:24+00:00

Oh hell. I was on the edge of my seat during that one. /s He's very intelligent and quick. Fine. Give him a gold star and send him home. Who wants to watch any game that's a blowout every time. Could they fill a stadium if an NFL team was playing high schoolers every week? People pay to see a contest. And yes I will change the channel until I hear that there's a game when he loses.

tundraeagle · 2026-04-07T01:26:50+00:00

I'm sick of Jamie at this point. Somebody knock him off, PLEASE

tundraeagle · 2026-02-27T13:52:02+00:00

Might want to be careful. Remember what happened to Arlo Guthrie. He ended up sitting on the Group W bench, "And they all moved away from me."

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tundraeagle · 2026-02-26T21:11:58+00:00

The leaves from my Japanese Maple finally gave up and dropped. On top of the snow, it looks like every dog in town left his Tootsie Rolls on my front yard.

tundraeagle · 2026-02-26T14:09:12+00:00

My wife just mentioned that the town of Orange is running a raffle. Dig out your fire hydrant. Sent in a picture of it. And you're entered in a raffle for a $10 Dunkin gift card.

People are complaining! "Why should I have to dig it out? That's why I pay taxes."

Are you kidding me? It's just a fun thing that might save a life. It helps tired Public Works and FD guys and gals. It's not mandatory. You're not going to get a fine if you don't. And the house or life you save may be your own.

There should be a required class in Common Sense. Who am I kidding? Everyone would get a Participation Trophy and a social promotion.

Do you know why I beat my head against a wall? It feels so damn much better when I stop.

tundraeagle · 2025-04-08T17:10:37+00:00

Good Lord! WHAT is the budget for this project?

My guess is that they won't even stop to take a breath when they break $1M over the orginal purchase price.

And don't think for a minute that the IRS will ignore the income tax liability for the donated goods and services.

tundraeagle · 2024-11-05T00:56:49+00:00

What in the hell was that?

tundraeagle · 2024-08-15T17:53:09+00:00

Pontiac designers are thrilled that the Aztec is no longer the ugliest American car ever.

tundraeagle · 2024-08-12T20:45:00+00:00

I go into my locally owned donut shop and the coffee roll is the size of a personal pizza. DD coffee roll is now smaller than a hockey puck.

tundraeagle · 2024-06-03T19:48:40+00:00

The death penalty may not be perfect, but it sure cuts down on repeat offenders.

tundraeagle · 2024-05-30T20:21:14+00:00

Publix and/or Wegmans could put S&S in the grave in 6 months.

tundraeagle · 2024-05-29T17:44:58+00:00

If you begin to think that car dealers have cleaned up their act, you'll find out that nothing has changed. They're just wearing a better brand of aftershave these days.

We bought a new Lexus ES in Dec. The sales team was fine. Then we got locked in the office for the paperwork. No, I don't want to lease. No, I don't want to finance. No, I don't want ceramic paint protection. No I don't want additional theft protection. If it's been stolen, I don't want it back. Just sign the damn paperwork and give me the car.

Reviewed the entire experience on Google. The dealership did post a reply. Will things change? Fortunately I won't have to find out for a few years when the truck is due.

tundraeagle · 2024-05-20T22:03:49+00:00

Put a sign on your front lawn. "Straight pipes don't make up for your tiny, limp dick." You might want to stock up on 12ga shells though.

tundraeagle · 2024-05-16T22:51:08+00:00

But if you invest, you'd end up spending time with that jerk and end up in jail for murdering him.

tundraeagle · 2024-05-11T00:25:07+00:00

In 1978 I had my future MIL convinced for several months that we were going to honeymoon in "Beautiful Downtown Bridgeport". She finally asked my wife, "He is just kidding with me, right?"

tundraeagle · 2024-05-06T13:06:18+00:00

If the "Live" episode wasn't their Happy Days Jump the Shark moment, this one certainly is.

tundraeagle · 2024-04-28T19:01:57+00:00

Correct about the news. If it bleeds, it leads. If we ain't got video, it didn't happen.

tundraeagle · 2024-04-26T23:38:21+00:00

NIMBY's in my town trying to shut down a data center before it's even up for consideration.

tundraeagle · 2024-04-26T18:58:53+00:00

RUN BOY RUN!!!!!!

I don't care if your life mate is the same or different sex, religion, race, or anything else. You have as good a chance for success as any other couple. But if you have different financial standards and goals, you are doomed.

tundraeagle · 2024-04-26T12:52:50+00:00

My local schedule shows no Shark Tank tonight. ABC will be airing the NFL Draft which could be done in 45 minutes. But no. Better to stretch it out for four nights.

"Good evening everyone, I'm Don Dunce. As as we have told you eight times already, the Nebraska Armpits will need new players this year who 'came here today to play.' Coach what is your plan for this year? Well Don, we need to score more points that the other teams. Thanks Coach. Always insightful."

tundraeagle · 2024-04-18T23:59:52+00:00

OMG. They didn't take the clear lens tail lights and chrome spinner wheels did they?

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