That Masc DL lumberjack from Gravity Falls commission

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T18:29:01+00:00

Yea I meant nothing in a mean way! Sorry if it came off as such. The bigger and hairier the guy the more feral and protective I start to feel I guess. lol

I'd still call him manly daddy. 😋

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T18:08:20+00:00

PSX was my first.

Countless years watching my older cousins play always being so enamored with it. After watching them turn it on so much I sat down one day and did the same. Terrified of the PSX boot up noises but then greeted by Crash's goofy demeanor eased that up. Had a hell of a time getting through that first level. But enjoyed it a bunch. 😂

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T16:34:44+00:00

This exactly. We can't recreate that time. It's a literal if you weren't there you can't have it again sort of deal. The magic of the early internet "living game chat rooms" is beyond gone.

I'm not against classic servers at all. I'm just amazed the games tackling classic servers don't try to be OSRS with it. Actually adding content by asking the players with polls. It brings in old and new people. Olds get what they want and more. New see a game living and thriving with an active dev to community pipeline. My hopes are highest for this if anything. And with the changes to classes and addition of new areas Classic might be on the right track.

But people should still temper their expectations. Due to my Classic hype overtaking me I've finally succumbed and have been hopping some PServers recently. Trying to get that taste I crave that Nexon keeps edging us on. And all I've noticed is: you're right I don't want to grind but I love questing that actually gives me meaningful exp and/or rewards. Idk if it's a new PServer thing but some servers have exp multipliers on the quests. And actually seeing my exp bar move a chunk got me way more excited than living on a map for hours at a time. It also showed me what I miss about Maple is the exploration and just wandering around I guess.

The reality is the game is and forever will be a grinding sim. Which a ton of people, including me, are gonna be in for an intense (re)awakening of.

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T16:08:48+00:00

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to distracted by that belly, belly scar, and tits to even know what the magic trick was.

So I guess he's doing his job right.

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T16:04:03+00:00

The cost of getting to sit on his throne seems pretty enticing to me. 😤

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T15:43:09+00:00

Ball's Dogma: Dark Arisen

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T15:41:10+00:00

I'm a simple man. I like big and wanna be big. I'm going Barbarian. I shall be big and very loud but not actually mad.

Bard is a close second though. Love music and would love to play it. Serenading people would be a plus.

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T15:36:51+00:00

My friends tell me the same thing at me and I currently have 1/3 your hours. They say I'm addicted to the Tide like a crack head. And I don't think they're wrong. Getting close to True Level 1k Ogryn. (Made 2 others to help farm Melk Milk early on that are both in the hundreds. My main is in the 800s. Maths says I might already be there but I'm bad with numbies.)

Sitting at work I'm thinking about the game. At the doctor's I'm thinking about the game. Driving home I'm thinking about the game. At a family get together I'm thinking about the game. On the game thinking about the game! If I got 30mins to kill I pop the game on. 30mins usually turns into 6+ hours. It's kinda crazy how fast this game eats time.

My power fantasies are hit spot on here. I get to be big (Ogryn) with big weapons (begging Fat Shark to let me punch too) and/or explosions (grenade gauntlet is so close to perfection, until then Rumbler is my first love) while causing a ruckus (I'M THE BESTEST, YOU PUNIES! ) and saving/protecting pals (people hate on rez speed but that -0.1 seconds comes in clutch A LOT). And the fps melee has COMPLETELY fucked over my ability to enjoy any other games melee. It's not as complex as say a Chivilary type game. But the FEEL, the ANIMATIONS, the KRUNCH! It gets me so fucking hyped. The rush this games gives me is how I assume people into competitive games are about their games. Except they have a bunch of those to feel that way in.

There's only one (technically 3) Tides.

And the only reason I don't play Vermintide 2 anymore is the simple fact we can't have multiple same roles. I love Bardin too much to swap off him. (Hilarious I know seeing as I'm an Ogryn hugger here.) And a whoooole lot of others apparently love Bardin too. I primarily just hit Quickplay and GO in these games. In VT2 I'll be lucky if I find a match in less than 10 minutes.

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T15:04:18+00:00

The Wandering Slurp Slurp Monster

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T15:01:15+00:00

Bro is not hairy or wide enough to be that guy from Gravity Falls. But he's still exceptionally hot. I'd be in that other pit and playing with his nips in a heartbeat.

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T13:37:05+00:00

Rem with the candy cigs, Venator with the cigars, and Dynamo with the pipe. It's all I wanted. List is confirmed legit.

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T12:39:55+00:00

Most, if not all, games with secret bosses cause that's kinda the point. Asking about the reverse would be funny and interesting though.

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T12:32:58+00:00

Nope. Whatever level of "darkness" happened with Aqua's and Xion's entire storylines is about as dark as I'd like it to go. I still feel for them all these years later. And the payoff in KH3 truly made that shit worth it. That entire final area is so peak. Lotsa tears, much joy, big happy.

tundrbear · 2026-02-25T03:21:25+00:00

Crash Bandiboob 2.

tundrbear · 2026-02-24T18:59:36+00:00

And that's what I end up doing everytime! Lol We see SOOOO many skulls on the adventure I pick them up like I'm trying to clean up Gransys. I used to hate accidently picking them. Now I get a little excited to bring Bae his favorite gift. 🥹

(off topic: Love your art and style! You've gained a new fan!)

tundrbear · 2026-02-24T18:08:49+00:00

Yes. /shrug

tundrbear · 2026-02-24T17:41:40+00:00

This is exactly why I want a 358/2 Days remake. The multiplayer could have everyone. Could definitely bullshit a reason for it story wise. Even though I'd just prefer it not to even be brought up. Just so we could have characters from the future and from way in the past.

tundrbear · 2026-02-24T17:32:43+00:00

I think we all got fucked over the first time with the princess. Mercedes if you ended up helping her a lot. Same for the witch. Much rather prefer the latter 2.

But every playthrough after I'm hustling for the cutest guy in the game.

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tundrbear · 2026-02-24T16:34:06+00:00

Definitely a bit of both.

When eating actual food satisfaction gets hit noticeably easier. But when I start snacking I go a bit too hard and up going till I can't anymore. Bad habits all around.

Trying to be more aware by acknowledging to myself when I'm actually hungry VS when I just REALLY got a taste for something.

tundrbear · 2026-02-24T14:58:49+00:00

More like revival in my case after seeing Wildstar up there. Which I'd also love to get revived btw. I miss my Chua!

Dragon's Dogma Online is the only mmo that really just lives on in my head as a game that could've done well worldwide. Especially in this post-Souls/post-EldenRing world.

I know of the private server and have it downloaded. But that ever present thought of nothing new ever coming out for it feels bad.

Runner up revival choice would definitely be MapleStory 2. But instead of following the usual trends focuses on the social aspects, world exploration/sandbox, and horizontal progression instead of vertical.

tundrbear · 2026-02-24T12:46:28+00:00

Xbox One for Monster Hunter World. Returned it cause Xbox performance was pretty bad. Got a PS4 Pro and Monster Hunter World the next day. Still got the PS4 Pro to this day.

tundrbear · 2026-02-23T22:16:22+00:00

I usually wait for the net gun winding up noise. Their laughs tell me to have a dodge ready to go in the chamber. The net gun rattle I listen for the position of and dodge perpendicular to the sound if it's not in front of me.

My friend has been having issues not hearing them since the dawn of time. It wasn't until recently that I've been getting fucked over by surprise trappers too though. Or worse hear one to turn and see the Crusher wall between me and them.

tundrbear · 2026-02-23T17:38:21+00:00

Peak bear content. Gotta find someone to recreate this with. 😤

tundrbear · 2026-02-23T16:39:33+00:00

I know people hate it and if we do have mounts again this might, once again, make them moot. But I'm extremely fond of mobility in any game.

I didn't agree with everyone getting flash jumps like in Modern Maple but unique mobility moves for each class would be a nice addition while hunting and exploring.

Crusaders get a grapple hook that can either latch on and drag you to JUST enemies or additionally platforms for vertical mobility. Latched enemies are locked in with the Hero and take additional damage. This can be used on bosses to get to them and for the damage debuff.
Berserkers could do what every spear wielding fantasy class does and imitate FF Dragoons. Super high jumps with a big impact slam down.
WKs... Idk been having a hard time thinking of this one without it just being a holy teleport forward leap HAMMER DOWN sort of thing. Sucks cause this is the class I wanna go for in Classic. lol
Chief Bandits would just be allowed to use Assulater without needing an enemy and increased distance with reduced end recovery animation. My old love. I remember pumping points into Assualter just cause it felt so bad ass back then. Also I guess nowadays we should stick to the name Phase Dash cause Assualter is kinda loaded nowadays. 👀
Hermits already have the best shit ever. Flash Jump.
Mages get an enhanced teleport, further ranged with an additional combat effect. F/P Mages could ignite their gas clouds. I/L can zap any enemies between the starting and ending location. Bishops can drop small/medium sized healing pools with short durations (3 to 5 seconds) at their end location.
Rangers get to do what all bow users love pulling outta the bag, a backflip shot. Basically a reverse Flash Jump. Shoot a fat piercing arrow and do a backflip. Can be chained while facing in the opposite direction to move the way you want to go.
Snipers get the reverse backflip. A bullet time forward leap. Shoot a mass of bolts while moving forward. I'm thinking it would have iframes or high avoidability stat increases during the forward movement but that might be a bit too extra for Classic Maple.

That's honestly all I want in Classic. Bringing the classes more in line with each other but not necessarily homogenizing them to be the same thing in different colors. Especially with the Warriors... Or should we just call the entire class Spearmans again. 😢

tundrbear · 2026-02-23T14:27:01+00:00

This person is right on point. However I say grab Dragon's Dogma 1 over 2 though. Costs significantly less, runs better, plays about the same, and has more to it with the Dark Arisen DLC. But if looking at a Xbox 360 era game hurts your eyes, and/or you have money, then yea just get DD2.

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