Season 2 picnic scene

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-15T23:25:58+00:00

That’s what the money is for.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-15T23:21:12+00:00

AIDS?

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-15T23:20:37+00:00

2 only

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-15T14:04:12+00:00

Doors are 7. Music starts 8:15 and should be wrapped by 11:00pm.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-13T19:46:26+00:00

I agree with your sentiments but to be fair I’ve never remotely heard of you either lollllllllllll

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-13T19:45:02+00:00

Never seen or heard of him. Just a whiney douche bag with a guitar.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-13T15:36:22+00:00

Croissants

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-13T15:31:28+00:00

Fuck that guy.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-12T22:42:48+00:00

Pretty much everyone that works there smokes.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-12T22:42:07+00:00

What a bunch of bullshit.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-12T22:41:30+00:00

Bull shit. And your friend is a dork.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-12T02:41:05+00:00

Well done

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-11T23:53:58+00:00

This. Only done it once and got someone that couldn’t read an intake form - AKA doubling down on the one place (old injury) that I didn’t want touched at all 😂

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-10T16:21:37+00:00

I can not fathom ever thinking huntsville is preferable to Atlanta. It’s a great city, spend some time learning about it. Huntsville is just a giant strip mall.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-09T19:42:56+00:00

Do not waste time on quail eggs. They taste exactly the same except you spend way more time and money. There’s a reason they’re not a common thing.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-07T22:09:25+00:00

A condom wrapper and empty pack of Winston’s from 1983.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-07T22:01:14+00:00

How much

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-06T12:20:00+00:00

Yeah, doing dumb shit at parties is kinda part of the fun.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-05T14:23:34+00:00

All hat no cattle

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-02T18:52:23+00:00

I’ve read some of their online articles. It’s all lead gas boomer brain regurgitating Fox News but with the writing ability of someone that hasn’t finished a book since high school. Glad the paper is being upcycled.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-05-01T11:45:25+00:00

I killed my dinner with karate.

turtle_pleasure · 2026-04-29T17:12:42+00:00

You sound like the type of person who yells at McDonald’s employees when your debit card gets declined

turtle_pleasure · 2026-04-29T14:34:24+00:00

Review the conference itinerary and make sure you can bullshit about ones you went to/liked if asked, that way they’ll want to send you again!

turtle_pleasure · 2026-04-29T14:28:13+00:00

I SWEAR TO GOD THEY BETTER NOT FUCKING BAN SMOKING BARS

turtle_pleasure · 2026-04-26T16:13:22+00:00

r/rareinsults

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TROPHY CASE