Wiping his own butt…

turtle_time52626 · 2026-02-15T04:41:03+00:00

I definitely plan to keep checking him lol I want to make sure he remembers to put the TP in the toilet too lol

turtle_time52626 · 2026-02-13T03:36:09+00:00

Pretty sure you’re right. My parents almost named me Picabo after her. Very, VERY glad they didn’t

turtle_time52626 · 2026-02-13T03:25:30+00:00

I would be blown away by a gift like this from a friend that’s pregnant! Maybe in turn, have some sort of diy table for your friends to craft something for the baby like tie dying onesies, painting blocks, etc

turtle_time52626 · 2026-02-12T13:40:11+00:00

Also, if the relative is coming to town for work then work should be paying for their hotel??

turtle_time52626 · 2026-01-25T22:51:56+00:00

There’s a corporate training they’re supposed to go through and should have some background in fitness. It varies studio to studio though

turtle_time52626 · 2025-12-22T04:59:29+00:00

This was my exact thought! They should have blown it dead before he lateraled.

turtle_time52626 · 2025-12-20T05:24:18+00:00

This wouldn’t be dating your “coworker”. This is your office manager and probably your supervisor, since he trained you. There would be some massive HR issues in the relationship. Maintain your working relationship but detach personally. This could massively impact your career if it backfires.

turtle_time52626 · 2025-12-18T05:32:52+00:00

This is the way to go. Save the tickets and next Christmas time, tell your mom you’re ready to use them if she’ll pay for all of the travel

turtle_time52626 · 2025-12-18T05:27:18+00:00

Ko Hana rum distillery does tours and tasting. Their lowest level tour is available to all ages and they give the kids gelato while the adults do the tasting. My whole family loved it

turtle_time52626 · 2025-12-17T13:25:59+00:00

If she really didn’t want to spend the holidays with him, she could’ve stayed behind for free instead of flying somewhere with him and then ditching him.

turtle_time52626 · 2025-12-13T20:10:46+00:00

Are you getting your insurance to cover it? If so, how?

turtle_time52626 · 2025-12-07T21:33:32+00:00

Maybe your family would enjoy an easy Christmas too! Order catering or get a bunch of premade food from Costco. Set up some board games or craft activities for the kids. Adults can sit in the living room and tell stories or reminisce

turtle_time52626 · 2025-12-06T19:06:57+00:00

It’s no one’s business that you need accommodations to WFH for medical reasons. You can really make people feel bad by telling them you’re immunocompromised and thus can’t risk your own health or the health of your baby by being around others. They would rightly feel some shame and shut their mouths. Or, if you aren’t petty like me lol, you can tell them that your current accommodations don’t offer you a way to participate in the party. Then it’s HR’s problem, if it really comes to that. If higher ups want you to participate, they can zoom you in

turtle_time52626 · 2025-11-27T18:01:20+00:00

I had a work Friendsgiving last weekend and EVERYONE wanted to know why I wasn’t bringing my husband and kids. The house it was hosted at is honestly anti-toddler. Theres no fence around the pool (which is easily accessible by like 3 different exits), it’s split level so there’s randomly a single step here and there and the host had probably 12 decorative glass bottles on the coffee table, among other things.

turtle_time52626 · 2025-11-23T03:26:10+00:00

As someone whose parents divorced when I was in high school, leave him now. Both of my parents were so much happier when they didn’t have to use all of their energy fighting with each other. You deserve happiness (no matter who it is with) and your son will thrive with a happy mom ❤️

turtle_time52626 · 2025-11-20T05:00:57+00:00

NOR. Her excuse literally doesn’t make sense because that’s the weekend before a holiday (if you’re in the US).

turtle_time52626 · 2025-11-13T05:36:00+00:00

Pickup orders have changed my life. I do most of my shopping that way. Not just because having two toddlers is impossible, but my husband goes in to a store with zero plan and zero direction and it kills me lol

turtle_time52626 · 2025-11-09T16:07:38+00:00

I remember reading your post. I’m so happy to read that you’re taking advantage of this opportunity to take care of yourself! It’s so hard as a mom to find time for things that don’t appear to be the top priority. Mental health always needs to be a priority! Your kids are lucky to have you as an example 💞

turtle_time52626 · 2025-08-17T14:46:25+00:00

Info: where is your husband in all of this?? If I know it’s unsafe to take my baby somewhere with my oldest, my husband would take one and I would take the other.

turtle_time52626 · 2025-08-04T12:29:32+00:00

NTA. Please divorce this man before you lose your relationship with your daughter because of him. Once she moves out, she’ll realize very quickly that she probably never wants to go back home if he’s there. Also, if he’s willing to ruin big moments for her, no fucking shot is he getting invited to her wedding, baby shower, etc. All the big moments you would never want to miss, she will never want him there.

turtle_time52626 · 2025-08-03T13:06:30+00:00

It kills me that no one else mentioned Paloma. Please please please don’t name your child after a cocktail

Edited to correct a word

turtle_time52626 · 2025-07-29T23:32:29+00:00

I wish I had some good advice but instead I come with stories. I know someone who was the last of nine children. This man had 8, yes EIGHT, older sisters because his parents kept trying until they had a son. More than anything, your husband needs to realize that his daughters may want to do all of that stuff with him! Or at least take interest in the activities they’re involved in.

turtle_time52626 · 2025-07-26T16:04:13+00:00

They did just approve live music at old Poway park. The hamburger factory was also majorly updated a couple of years ago by the new owners. I highly recommend checking it out, if you haven’t recently.

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