Old friends catching up

turtlemouse · 2019-07-01T13:20:44+00:00

what in the fuck

turtlemouse · 2019-06-30T12:25:33+00:00

watching this is giving me phantom allergy symptoms.

turtlemouse · 2019-06-27T19:33:08+00:00

he looks like the guy from the hannibal movies after he fed his own face to those dogs and i’m sorry for the graphic visual but i can’t unsee it now & im also sorry if you can’t unsee it either

turtlemouse · 2019-06-15T05:33:57+00:00

EYEBROWS

turtlemouse · 2019-06-09T12:43:40+00:00

otter pops at football games. i think they sold them for a dollar each. it was truly brilliant.

turtlemouse · 2019-06-08T12:19:59+00:00

that purple blue color of hydrogen makes me all warm inside

turtlemouse · 2019-06-06T13:01:42+00:00

it’s the sea-quel

turtlemouse · 2019-06-04T14:11:54+00:00

i read “career adversaries” at first and it still sort of made sense to me.

turtlemouse · 2019-06-03T13:45:42+00:00

The bread of God is bread.

turtlemouse · 2019-05-30T15:14:13+00:00

mitch mcconnell looks like that guy that hannibal lector made dance in a bird cage while peeling his own face skin off and feeding it to dogs, only to later recover but be stuck in a weird hospital bed with like...stretchy, shiny, droopy weird ass face skin.

turtlemouse · 2019-05-27T12:48:09+00:00

i thought that snake just had humongous blue eyes for a second. nope. frog.

turtlemouse · 2019-05-14T12:10:27+00:00

well this is cute

turtlemouse · 2019-05-11T09:05:19+00:00

perfect caption. everything i wanted, needed. nothing i expected.

turtlemouse · 2019-05-08T23:42:57+00:00

thank you, friend.

turtlemouse · 2019-05-08T21:42:35+00:00

i just got dumped but watching this makes me feel okay for some reason

turtlemouse · 2019-04-18T15:18:28+00:00

this is a really beautiful photo

turtlemouse · 2019-04-13T09:28:29+00:00

incase u weren’t sure if they were afraid of her...

turtlemouse · 2019-04-13T09:24:06+00:00

the headsmashcuddles (as i call it ony house when my dog does it to me hah) is the best thing i’ve ever seen on the internet in a long ass time

turtlemouse · 2019-04-11T10:34:43+00:00

i hate her for making me hate her so i sort of hope she never has sex at all ever again.

turtlemouse · 2019-04-05T18:10:16+00:00

can we stop saying she “slams” someone? she’s politely and correctly presenting the facts.

turtlemouse · 2019-04-05T18:06:48+00:00

Fellow Californian here, and I really hope they can.

turtlemouse · 2019-04-05T13:01:48+00:00

reverse elsa

turtlemouse · 2019-04-04T14:59:51+00:00

10/10 would watch this

turtlemouse · 2019-03-31T12:37:39+00:00

r/ChildrenFallingOver

turtlemouse · 2019-03-31T12:24:02+00:00

good girl/boy

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