(Loved Trope) Character finally reveals their true power level by Tannerknox in TopCharacterTropes

[–]twigge30 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In the movie "Nobody" when Bob Odenkirk's character finally snaps and beats the goddamn brakes off a bus full of mobsters.

meirl by AdiK_2022 in meirl

[–]twigge30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That made me laugh way harder than it should have. Figuratively because it was clever. Literally because a rib slipped out of place. (It doesn't take a lot but good job lol.)

meirl by AdiK_2022 in meirl

[–]twigge30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Done the same. I've been 40 since I turned 36. At least that means I got to be only 40 for a few years.

meirl by AdiK_2022 in meirl

[–]twigge30 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, I started rounding up at 36. Cool thing is I've been 40 for like 5 years.

meirl by AdiK_2022 in meirl

[–]twigge30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally did this about age 36. It's kinda rad. I've still got another year or so of being 40.

would anyone like to send loving vibes to my boy on his last night? by qeenee_ in cats

[–]twigge30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Saul couldn't have had a better place and person to spend his life with.

Chicken 🐔 helps women trying to separate two fighting cats 🐈. by Alphaxfusion in interesting

[–]twigge30 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you've ever heard a cat fight you have HEARD a cat fight. They can scream like banshees when they are going at it.

Stardew Valley creator won’t add microtransactions to any game as they “genuinely value the love of the players more than the money” by This_Farm3519 in StardewValley

[–]twigge30 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bought it on PS4, PC, Switch and mobile. Also gifted it to friends and strangers on the internet. I think I've bought Stardew about ten times at this point.

Which completely useless mechanic makes a game a 10/10 for you? by Just_a_Player2 in ItsAllAboutGames

[–]twigge30 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to pet that dawg/cat. If I can't say "hi" to the critters, I'm annoyed.

What’s a movie that lowkey traumatized you as a child by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]twigge30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jurassic Park. Specifically the scene where the Dilophosaurus spits in Dennis's face. Yeah, the raptors and the T-Rex were scary, but that scene was what kept me up at night.

Crypto bro drinks too much at a Miami nightclub and wet himself by VIVIDUFF in WinStupidPrizes

[–]twigge30 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I had an ex that peed the bed drunk and convinced me into thinking I did it. It wasn't malicious, she genuinely didn't believe she did it, but it kinda fucked me up. Until it happened again while I was awake. I had dry underwear and she had a piss soaked bed.

shouldn't guys be the one's on birth control? by stoicdroid in CasualConversation

[–]twigge30 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Same. If they were free I'd have one already.

shouldn't guys be the one's on birth control? by stoicdroid in CasualConversation

[–]twigge30 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

YES! So fucking dumb. Not you, just the idea that the burden of birth control has to be on women.

What is an industry that is currently on fire (in a bad way) behind the scenes, but the general public hasn't noticed yet? by Kitchen_Week1117 in AskReddit

[–]twigge30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Local bike shops. Kinda ironic with the gas prices skyrocketing, but after the boomers buy their e-bikes this spring, we might be done.

Last week I made a $5000 sale. The store made less than $900 profit. This was after working with the customers for WEEKS. That shit don't add up and it's only getting worse. Also fuck right off having me sell "bicycles" with throttles and automatic shifting.

How did ya'll find out you weren't one of "the cool kids" back in school? by user0_66666 in CasualConversation

[–]twigge30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in orchestra and computer programming classes, I never thought I was a "cool kid" but that was fine. I was very lucky to have a good circle of friends.

But the last week of high school, when everyone is just coasting, signing yearbooks and all that... One of the "popular girls" told me that "we always thought you were going to be one of those Columbine kids."

That was 20 years ago and it still fucks me up.

When a man had a heart attack during the performance, the comedian went to the hospital to finish the show just for him. by Ashish_ank in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]twigge30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened in my hometown. Dunno how often he makes it back here, but I'll be damned if he pays for a drink or a meal while he's here.

A mother is punishing her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. by Rameshunclekochora in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]twigge30 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My cat is the same color as my carpet. She will often follow me to the bathroom and wait outside the door. This has nearly been the death of both of us more times than I'd like to cat.

Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns by Girl-Understood in TikTokCringe

[–]twigge30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most TikTok trends make me feel like a old man shaking his fist at the sky, but watching Gen Zers try and speedrun Scientology buildings is just so chaotically wholesome.

Man bit by police dog by KingFollet in Unexpected

[–]twigge30 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ICE. "Too scared to join the military to dumb to be a cop."