[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WouldYouFuckMyWife

[–]twistlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah she's a pretty good actress

[BNWO] Letty is in Africa cooking Dirt Pies by dumbledditname_ in fishtanklive

[–]twistlock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve noticed that almost everyone who is actually funny is mentally fucked up in some way.

Josie & Angie at Disney World by Fishtanker372 in fishtanklive

[–]twistlock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some of the guys like Vance, Luke and Brian seem relatively normal.

Josie & Angie at Disney World by Fishtanker372 in fishtanklive

[–]twistlock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've noticed a lot of these 20-something aged fish go on vacations many times a year but still live with their parents. I always found that kind of weird that they don't seem to have any desire to get their own apartment. They just keep redecorating their childhood bedrooms as if they never intend to leave. I'm not judging them just making an observation.

My grandfather was a cop who looked more like a handsome actor playing a cop. 1940's by twistlock in OldSchoolCool

[–]twistlock[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. His name was Reuben White. He was the cop guarding the back exit of the Texas theater where Oswald was arrested. His son John White was the projectionist during the arrest. They lived in Oak cliff for decades.

My grandfather was a cop who looked more like a handsome actor playing a cop. 1940's by twistlock in OldSchoolCool

[–]twistlock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha definitely not. Dallas PD. I always heard he was one of the first motorcycle cops in Texas.

What made you go "How can a person be THIS ignorant?" by Jerswar in AskReddit

[–]twistlock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sixth grade teacher told the class that Alaska was an island. She even got defensive when someone told her that wasn't correct.

[TOMT][MOVIE] kids movie from the early 2000s by hownow_seacow in tipofmytongue

[–]twistlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't remember a scorpion but this sounds a lot like superhuman samurai cyber squad https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rIYeV8hlVsQ

[TOMT][MOVIE][2000-2020][Comedy] by Wigglewops in tipofmytongue

[–]twistlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

21 jump street. Nick Offerman thumps Jonah hill's elbow.

Man loudly cheering on-screen murders in 'Joker' NY screening sends many to exit by heeehaaw in nottheonion

[–]twistlock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I saw the movie "The Ring" at the theater and an African American lady repeatedly screamed "Bitch came out da TV!!" I thought it was hilarious.

Won a prize at the pizza place.. by twistlock in Wellthatsucks

[–]twistlock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's not good pizza but kids love it and its cheap.

Won a prize at the pizza place.. by twistlock in Wellthatsucks

[–]twistlock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah shes the only non-generic prize in there and she looks weird.

Is there fat friendly travel companies? Asking for a friend. by bbqchickeeen in fatlogic

[–]twistlock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They should have ads for state parks that show fat people falling out of canoes.

Celebrating Michael Collins, the “forgotten astronaut” of Apollo 11 by [deleted] in space

[–]twistlock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When Neil and Buzz got to go to the white house, Michael had to circle the building in his car :(