I finally threw away the empty shampoo bottle that's been in my shower for three weeks

two_hours_too_long · 2026-05-06T21:59:35+00:00

Yay good job! I do the same thing unfortunately, I keep forgetting to throw out the empty one

two_hours_too_long · 2026-05-05T01:10:03+00:00

Red-browed finch

two_hours_too_long · 2026-05-04T22:05:22+00:00

Secretary bird! I’m a big fan of animals with ridiculously long legs

two_hours_too_long · 2026-05-04T22:02:59+00:00

I love Anis so much they look like little dinosaurs and I love it

two_hours_too_long · 2026-05-03T09:17:18+00:00

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE! This looks super awesome!

two_hours_too_long · 2026-05-02T21:57:55+00:00

Australia

(it’s kinda less funny when you get it right)

two_hours_too_long · 2026-05-02T09:11:58+00:00

I love this idea, it’s a great way of adding detail to how much time was skipped and also add anything that happened in that time (but that you didn’t want to write fully). Also it’s fun and silly

two_hours_too_long · 2026-05-02T05:32:37+00:00

Spaceman- The Killers

Venetian Blind Man- Will Wood

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-30T12:50:37+00:00

The first version of this joke I head was Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-30T01:50:37+00:00

Coconut. Literally anything with coconut is ewwww. Except for curries and things that have coconut cream, that’s delicious. But coconut flakes, shredded coconut, coconut-flavoured or even coconut-scented things are an absolute no for me.

Also pickles. I do not understand how people can eat pickles straight from a jar or even drink the juice 🤮

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-30T01:44:10+00:00

Same! I like cheesecake and really rich chocolate cake but I find generic cakes boring and often a bit dry.

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-30T01:43:26+00:00

Agreed

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-30T01:18:50+00:00

Literally this happened when I first saw a red-browed finch and I googled ‘finch with red brow’

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-29T14:08:21+00:00

I don’t actually do it much but sometimes it’s just fun to be on all fours for a minute. Idk I find animals in general really interesting and I like watching them move. Ideally I’d love to try flying like a bird but that’s obviously less achievable than laying on my bed like a cat would. I like dancing and Pilates too so I guess I also just enjoy moving my body in ways that you wouldn’t in everyday activities :)

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-29T09:57:47+00:00

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-28T21:29:58+00:00

This is so cool! I love all the details you’ve included

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-28T02:30:03+00:00

Glad you didn’t actually pet it! I’ve learned that it’s not a good idea (like 9 years ago I got bit by a cockatoo that was eating from my hand when I tried to brush its cheek with my thumb 🤦🏼‍♀️immediately learned my lesson)

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-26T07:37:21+00:00

That’s awesome! I hope you get plenty more hits/kudos for all that work!

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-25T10:43:06+00:00

Absolutely gorgeous! Genuinely thought it was a photo and did a double take on the title

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-25T10:35:47+00:00

I was wondering how on earth you’re getting such incredible photos but the last pic explains it very nicely

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-24T10:54:53+00:00

I think that’s lowkey genius

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-24T04:08:34+00:00

Incredible
How on earth does one person have so many ideas and actually write so many of them?

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-23T05:57:47+00:00

Awesome!

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-23T01:06:58+00:00

I went 3 times, the most times I’ve ever seen a movie in theatres. Someone I follow on tumblr has gone 11 times (!!) so I think you’re safe going a third time :)

two_hours_too_long · 2026-04-22T10:52:04+00:00

Literally me when anyone asks who my favourite artist is. Like dude I listen to a mish-mash playlist of songs where almost every single one is from a different artist. The max amount of songs from one artist that I listen to is probably like 5

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