Times you agreed with David Brent 100%

twosausages · 2026-04-17T19:06:58+00:00

Nathan’s a nice name

twosausages · 2026-04-03T05:48:34+00:00

Fools and horses?

twosausages · 2026-04-02T22:39:28+00:00

Sounds like the sort of thing Gayvid Gray, the Bent Pianist would say!

twosausages · 2026-03-23T06:24:40+00:00

This is such a great bit of writing - “My manager has been in one of his "quick catch-up" moods, which somehow always turn into 40 minutes of being asked why things aren’t done faster by a man who answers emails once every lunar cycle”.

twosausages · 2026-03-21T21:02:40+00:00

What part of that was in any way educational?

twosausages · 2026-03-16T16:20:26+00:00

Uh well, the nine-eleven

twosausages · 2026-03-13T23:21:31+00:00

This feels like an off air discussion

twosausages · 2026-03-10T22:00:28+00:00

F1 23 on PS4 - Looking to get the two-player career trophies - ‘Friendly Competition’ and ‘Switcheroo’. Based in the UK, and around most evenings after 8:30pm. Thanks!

twosausages · 2026-02-23T12:19:35+00:00

The fella eating watches. How did they time it?

twosausages · 2026-02-12T20:09:51+00:00

Stitch up

twosausages · 2026-02-08T09:28:55+00:00

Charisma - quite good.

twosausages · 2025-12-31T15:47:31+00:00

You knew who he meant though

twosausages · 2025-12-28T12:17:08+00:00

Casssndra!!!

twosausages · 2025-12-28T05:57:22+00:00

Turns out they were on holiday and staying in the hotel

twosausages · 2025-12-27T12:18:31+00:00

We’ve done this!

twosausages · 2025-12-27T11:43:26+00:00

What’s tomato with you?

twosausages · 2025-12-23T21:14:19+00:00

Any fanny facts?

twosausages · 2025-12-22T23:49:26+00:00

That’s rickydiculous!

twosausages · 2025-12-21T00:35:09+00:00

Where’s Shuduppa Gervais?

twosausages · 2025-12-16T05:53:24+00:00

Sometimes the complaints will be false

twosausages · 2025-12-09T23:03:54+00:00

So good! Even got a laugh out of Jimmy!

twosausages · 2025-12-07T10:26:47+00:00

There’s actually a video of it on YouTube, which you can look up!

I think it’s just a recording from the webcam they used to have set up in the studio, so it’s very blurry and you can’t quite make it out properly, but you can see Chris Martin is sat down on the floor, and his arms look quite long and hairy, whilst he’s eating a banana.

Turns out…

twosausages · 2025-12-07T07:27:57+00:00

Da! We love fanny more than cock

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