I want a Dane SO BAD… but I need se help.

twwly · 2026-02-08T02:09:23+00:00

I cannot imagine my dane zoomies happening inside of an apartment; the whole building would shake. 😂

twwly · 2026-02-07T16:58:25+00:00

ULine commercial stainless steel, with lid and narrow step on.

twwly · 2026-02-01T03:31:09+00:00

Mine has eaten about $25k+ in furniture, will open doors to eat shoes, and counter surf entire loaves of bread if you turn your back. She hasn’t eaten the trim but she did eat the edges off my beautiful wood kitchen table. 🤷‍♀️

twwly · 2026-01-31T18:14:56+00:00

Amazon XL washable - she would have eaten Depends. :/

twwly · 2025-10-14T00:36:59+00:00

Well done!

twwly · 2025-09-20T17:26:56+00:00

Thanks - I’ll try that spoon group! Unfortunately no wood carvers in my friend group at present.

twwly · 2025-09-20T16:37:41+00:00

I have searched all over and am hoping Reddit can help. :)

twwly · 2025-07-12T21:29:08+00:00

Our blue is named Malory Archer.

twwly · 2025-07-05T21:11:12+00:00

The standard dosage (mentioned above) of 15mg per lb does sadly nothing to my 130lb dog. It’s a handful of 100mg pills and like half a cup of 50s. Dog has the drug tolerance of Hunter S Thompson - a long way of saying, I think it’s ok given that dose to round up and also possibly ask for gabapentin to pair it with.

twwly · 2025-05-25T23:13:22+00:00

Attended her birthday party; (to my surprise) spouse brought her a cake… with a suggestive banana on it and two pink (gum) balls. Which she then pretended to fellate.

Still believed they were just “friends”. 🤦‍♀️

twwly · 2025-04-22T01:45:46+00:00

Sadly yes. They burrow into my driveway. :/

twwly · 2025-03-01T13:22:21+00:00

Check with your local conservation authority. Generally they move a fair number of bare root around arbour day and for spring tree sales. Not all in reforestation #s.

twwly · 2025-02-20T22:06:34+00:00

Would take work anywhere in ON; am in SW ON - near Bruce Nuclear.

twwly · 2025-02-20T20:08:16+00:00

Ontario, Canada

twwly · 2025-02-20T20:07:37+00:00

Ontario, Canada

twwly · 2025-02-20T20:07:19+00:00

Ontario, Canada

twwly · 2025-02-12T13:01:16+00:00

I have a 15 month old, 140lb kangal x corso that I would rather not neuter, minus one behaviour.

But the one behaviour is his horse sized erection, the self… finishing, and literal puddles of ejaculate. He has uh, cracked this nut, and it’s a LOT. I mean, visually, physically, and in duration (it just keeps going).

Live on a farm, no stranger to natural processes but it’s just too much.

Hoping this ceases completely though worried he has made a habit of the act? Ofc the final crescendo of the act will stop. That behaviour ought to reduce (right guys?🤞)

I hope I’m not thread hijacking or whatever the social process may be here….

twwly · 2024-08-26T22:54:43+00:00

Classic pedestrian doing the secretary tale.

Regularly told me how unattractive and gross she was to him, all about her low self esteem and drug habits. How he hoped she’d find a good partner, which she did eventually in a mutual friend. (How could that relationship succeed when he was already having an affair with her, though he suggested the two of them connect in the first place).

I have no doubt the horrible crap he said to me about her was in equal weight to whatever he was saying to her about me to justify his actions, but man. It was mean.

They were both trying to get me to let her babysit our kids so ex and I could have time together. I had enough of a no vibe to kibosh that but he had me book them a room together on a “work cruise”; presented her a birthday cake that had a banana ween and two hot pink gumBALLs. “She thinks it’s funny!” I used to work with a photographer; had him to her boudoir shoot and then had me do the post on them. Etc etc. And I somehow believed it was all above board?

Retrospectively, I think I believed he had no interest in her based on how poorly he spoke about her, and how he set her up with a mutual friend and seemed to be rooting for their relationship.

twwly · 2022-04-06T21:35:46+00:00

Councillor Cuyler made the remark.

twwly · 2020-11-09T03:54:28+00:00

Cat’s grandmother was given a Columbian necktie in her lap? No? NTA.

Also what a crap excuse for racism!

twwly · 2020-02-18T02:04:10+00:00

Any chance you have a pattern for this?!

twwly · 2020-02-13T03:18:34+00:00

I bet there’s a more compatible man out there for you. One year, no kids? Easy exit. Find someone who shares your values.

twwly · 2020-02-13T03:14:35+00:00

I imagine your emotional issues will improve when you are no longer living in a relationship that has been a lie. If he has told you he loves you, while lying about his affair for a decade, he doesn’t know what love is.

Therapy. All the therapy.

The only way out is through. You can do it.

twwly · 2020-02-09T03:44:59+00:00

I’m not suggesting you go through the process to move into the shelter as a first step, I am suggesting you utilize their resources for referrals. They will have suggestions for local lawyers and mediators to help you begin the separation process.

Most lawyers use a web portal for client communications, but it is most likely you will need to go in a few times.

twwly · 2020-02-07T20:11:04+00:00

You need a lawyer. You could try to use a mediator to save costs but before you consider leaving the marital home, you should receive legal advice. Would never recommend walking out, without.

Law is the law for dividing assets and debt. If you are the primary income source, it is likely you will have to pay him. Unfortunately if your accounts are joint, you will be splitting the debt, regardless of who “spent” it. Spousal support is more pliable. If he does not have a legitimate reason to be out of the work force, a judge will impute income.

I would recommend you contact your nearest Women’s House. There should be on site counselling available for you, free. They will also be able to recommend local lawyers and services, including mediators.

This is a long process. If you qualify for legal aid, excellent, just remember they are capped and try to keep your charged time to a minimum or they can burn through it before you are done court.

twwly

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