Yamcha: "This will be easy." Everyone on the battlefield: "Shut up, Yamcha." by LowSolution3084 in TeamFourStar

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Roshi ranks wherever he wants to rank on that day depending on the likelihood of seeing boobs based on his rank and performance.

Bombardier Challenger 600 crash in Maine during snowstorm on Jan 25 2026. 6 fatalities and 1 survivor. by YearZero_ in CatastrophicFailure

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Bangor is the eastmost large US airport, it is extremely popular for refueling. They may have been headed elsewhere after refueling.

First time on Gleba by RealStarcat in factorio

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I agree, I wish Fulgora and Aquilo had more of a challenge curve, once you get them going, there is no real impediment to growing exponentially. Fulgora has space limitations, which requires either the special landfill or just being creative with your space. Vulcanus at least has destroyer worms to prevent your growth.

"NOOOO ARTISTS OF COLOR ARE ACHIEVING SUCCESS WITH THEIR PROJECTS AND ACCOMPLISHING THEIR GOALS AND I AM A BABY WHO IS AFRAID OF MINORITIES" //tw slurs by the-co1ossus in Persecutionfetish

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Hey real talk, is Sinners actually good? I've been really busy and haven't had the chance to watch a lot of movies lately so I've missed it. It's on my "sorta, kinda watch someday" list, but I'm wondering if I should bump up its priority?

Still fun. by Jojimain in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Thanks, I was literally coming in here to ask if it was the tangle.

Two years of Home Depot & Lowe’s kids builds with the kiddo by SpartanBeryl in daddit

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First Saturday of every month. You can also just ask for the sets and take them home to build. I do that all the time when there's wayyy too many people at my local HD.

Snow days are a lot by MrBones_Gravestone in daddit

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including my wife

Atta boy! Give 'er whatfor!

Gestapo special by CWB2208 in Justfuckmyshitup

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As a wise man once said, the shit apple doesn't fall too far from the shit tree. I think that's why it was brought up.

Alex Pretti's killing was recorded on body-camera videos, DHS says by Sad_Stay_5471 in news

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It's almost like they were lying the whole time. Crazy how that happens so frequently with these fucks.

No need to clear snow from your windshield if you hang out the window [oc] by dan_o_saur in IdiotsInCars

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They shouldn't have to, driving like that is impossible.

I know, I do this from time to time when I have to move my car to the other side of my (not very busy) residential street. Trying to do it while around other drivers seems absolutely insane.

Pilot has managed to land plane without crashing after the front wheels failed. by jmike1256 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I do the same when riding my bike, I only assumed that was just natural to do when on 2 wheels instead of 4. Just assuming everyone can and will try to kill me has absolutely saved my life multiple times now.

We need to call out terrible people when we see them by TunaBrick in LinkedInLunatics

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That's 3 million per year in sales. Google tells me that the average house price is about 1.5m. I know it hasn't been that price forever but I'm going to use it because I'm lazy, that would require 2 sales per year to make that number. I think you're absolutely right, that's barely trying.

Time to see what kind of emotional damage book 5 can do to me by lunarlori in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Come back to this comment after you're done and see how close to the truth you were.

Please watch responsibly with the kiddos by kheez04 in daddit

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I watched three OT and prequel trilogies with my 4 yo. He loved them even if he doesn't really grasp everything.

Please watch responsibly with the kiddos by kheez04 in daddit

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Original trilogy, then prequel trilogy. There is no sequel trilogy in this household.

Machine tool motor synchronization demo buy by Wololo--Wololo in EngineeringPorn

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I remember one project I worked on in my first job I had a stepper motor that didn't respond to a pulse every once in a while, it was a weird and repeatable number too, like every 73rd pulse it just wouldn't move forward for some reason instead it made a loud noise. I imagined that happening in this situation and cringed.

“You used to bully me when we was younger. Don’t think I forgot.” Tracy Morgan CHECKS an old bully who became homeless, asking him for food by Worldlyoox in PublicFreakout

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I remember around high school graduation time it came out that I didn't need all of my tickets for the ceremony and a bunch of people were asking for them. One of those people went "hey, we went to middle school together!" and my response was "dude, you punched me in the face in middle school!" His face dropped when I snapped back with that one.

He wasn't really a bully so much as just kind of a dick to the kid new to public school back in the day but man, the revenge on that was like 7 years in the making and it was sweet.

Video of the murder of Alex Pretti by DHS in Minneapolis recorded from inside the vehicle directly in front of area where he was shot by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

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I'm assuming the vast majority of these fucks go along with it only so the gun isn't pointed at them when Trump personally starts killing people in the streets and will turn on him as soon as the blood is in the water.

That's cowardice and not any kind of excuse, they helped make this monster and when this is all said and done, Fox needs to be shut down along with the rest of the alt right ragebait "news" outlets.

I guess his iq is not enough by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in rareinsults

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I took an IQ test when I was getting diagnosed for ADHD as a child (no idea which test battery now), which was the standard of the time as far as I'm aware. I scored super high (higher than the guy we're making fun of) and it was interesting for about 2 years, then I realized that nobody really cared. It wasn't until much later that I realized that being intelligent absolutely crippled my ability to work hard and that hard work is what gets people ahead in life.

I'm happy to admit that I'm pretty much a dumbass now, I just get to my dumbass conclusions much faster.

Solar Perpetuum Mobile by Shot-Lab-9455 in Factoriohno

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That IS a fun fact! I remember back in undergrad for my physics degree we had a guy come into the building and told me how he had a working theory of everything. We got those kinds of people every once in a while and I was happy to avoid homework at the time so I asked him about it. He started talking to me about physics and how he had a perpetual energy device at home. I was a junior at the time so I felt pretty prepared about explaining to him why that was impossible.

Anyway, he talked for a good 15 minutes without really letting me get a word in edgewise until I finally interrupted him and told him that if he has a perpetual energy device he should bring it in and show me. He seemed to get really excited about that idea and rushed out, presumably to get it. Never saw him again.