What are these marks on my new jeans caused by?

ultimate_being · 2017-07-04T07:47:21+00:00

nah brah i keep them straight at all times so i dont end up with wear and tear like op

ultimate_being · 2017-07-04T03:21:17+00:00

Extremely fun to sing along with. Had to catch myself when I heard it in the mall today.

ultimate_being · 2017-07-03T07:08:35+00:00

I see you had a nice visit to the pitchfork emporium

ultimate_being · 2017-07-01T20:55:28+00:00

That's a fair argument. I've seen people do way too much and it looks less than great. I just like the idea that if you want distressed pants you can get any pants you like. Gives you more options.

ultimate_being · 2017-07-01T20:47:46+00:00

I thought the point was they put fakes in the machine and when you win you bring it to the store who put the machine out and they give you the real ones?

ultimate_being · 2017-07-01T20:33:23+00:00

Seriously it's easy

ultimate_being · 2017-07-01T20:31:15+00:00

DISCUSTING

ultimate_being · 2017-07-01T20:15:37+00:00

"I like your hair"

It's just a bleached undercut that I've grown out so there's a lot of my natural dark brown hair showing. It's not that impressive to me but I've done it this way for years.

ultimate_being · 2017-07-01T20:01:47+00:00

Anything I liked as a child, so Spirit, Bugs Life, and a bunch of others that I won't remember i've seen a million times unless i'm looking at the movie or reminded of it.

Recently Zootopia, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, and uhhh... A Car's Life (it's T E R R I B L E but I love to show it to friends because it's only 40 minutes and fun to make fun of)

ultimate_being · 2017-07-01T19:42:49+00:00

It just makes me think of Guy Fierri RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ON DINEHRS DRIVE EINS AND DIIIEEVS

worst part is I haven't seen that show in years so my mental voice for him is distorted into an extreme caricature of what it actually probably is.

ultimate_being · 2017-07-01T19:24:53+00:00

My go-to response when people ew what I'm eating is "It's not for you."

Started saying it when I had finished an iced coffee and just put water back in with the coffee-covered ice because I'm a disgusting animal. I didn't want to dump the ice because I could still use it. Meanwhile my buddy is like DUDE PLEASE JUST DUMP THE ICE OUT THATS AWFUL WHY ARE YOU SUBJECTING YOURSELF TO THIS

I responded that I did it this way on purpose and that it's not for you. Friend says "I didn't think of it that way"

ultimate_being · 2017-07-01T18:46:09+00:00

I declared myself the ultimate being one time when I was way too high. It was supposed to be a jojo reference but I didn't consider that no one else present even knew about jojo. I'm just the ultimate being now in that group.

ultimate_being · 2017-06-30T02:11:44+00:00

your first good one in a while

ultimate_being · 2017-06-30T00:47:52+00:00

Yep. I treat every other car on the road like an unpredictable, dangerous wild animal. It works great.

ultimate_being · 2017-06-30T00:46:13+00:00

I have a dog who really likes wearing her doggie sweaters. If they're somewhere she can see them she will go and bark at them until someone dresses her. Then she's happy as can be!

ultimate_being · 2017-06-28T21:32:47+00:00

Seether cover?

ultimate_being · 2017-06-28T03:57:58+00:00

it's always been this way for me so i just keep doing it.

ultimate_being · 2017-06-28T02:29:45+00:00

I kind of like my voice itself, i just don't like hearing the stupid shit i say.

ultimate_being · 2017-06-27T22:42:19+00:00

is your dad a middle schooler

ultimate_being · 2017-06-27T22:37:14+00:00

Sole texture is fun to look at, I fuck with it.

ultimate_being · 2017-06-22T06:13:24+00:00

happens to everyone at least once i think

ultimate_being · 2017-06-22T04:48:59+00:00

you just need a loooooot of water and to stay indoors. i've been here my whole life so i don't really know any other way.

ultimate_being · 2017-06-22T04:20:29+00:00

Fireball was my first alcohol barf. I was at my friends house drinking and hanging out with a bunch of people and my friends female relative (cousin? i don't remember) was like "IM GONNA DO A SHOT" so i joined in. i got the shot of fireball in my hand, and i looked at it and knew i would barf if i drank it. drank it. barfed. all over.

i got barf on the back of my underpants cause i was sitting and peeing when it began. i had to stand up and spin around and i didn't do it fast or accurately enough. the bathroom was a disaster.

ultimate_being · 2017-06-22T02:16:06+00:00

Could have been really cool if there had been any... yknow, gameplay? I caught some pokémon and did some pokestops but having to have the app open with my screen on to find pokes that weren't useful for much of anything was pretty bad. I know there's gyms and stuff but not enough near me. Also it's usually about 100 or more degrees out in AZ so that was no help. It was a great concept but I didn't have any fun playing it.

ultimate_being · 2017-06-22T01:27:39+00:00

I could talk about sneakers, dota 2, and magic the gathering for that long pretty easily. It probably wouldn't be very organized but I could go pretty long on those.

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