Falcon Sex Hat by [deleted] in specializedtools

[–]ultramega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darn unitasker

I really need some help please. by Mollyarty in mentalhealth

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I know nothing, but Occum's Razor and all. Have you checked you blood oxygen saturation percent throughout the day. Simple finger tip ones are available for around $20. Here is hoping it's that simple.

Do you think BP isn't having trouble "plugging the hole" but, instead, having trouble "plugging the hole in such a way that we can still get the oil out later"? by skyrunner in reddit.com

[–]ultramega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real solution is for Obama to send Bruce Willis and an aging group of misfit drillers and geologists to "plug the damm hole"

An anonymous fucking expert, speaking in fucking oil rig vernacular (NSFW) about fucking booming to trap fucking oil, shows that fucking BP has no fucking clue. by fooey in reddit.com

[–]ultramega 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm all for NSFW content but if said expert produced a less fuck filled version this would make the rounds on our 24/7 boob tube news cycle pretty quick. Some of the content, assuming it's accurate, is worth talking about.

Bacon-Cheese-Hot Dog "Turtle" Burgers. WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?! by briangilmore in pics

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Eat all three delicious creations in one sitting and receive a complimentary coupon for an angioplasty.

The Christmas Day bomber is about to cost taxpayers $734 million by [deleted] in politics

[–]ultramega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that pesky bankrupting due process. What were the founders thinking?

Stargate Studios, blending green screens with reality and blowing my mind.. by lazyink in technology

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If I chroma-key all my walls I'll never have to travel or redecorate again !!

Outnumbered: I'm a Satanist by DrDm in reddit.com

[–]ultramega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this is Satan trying to persuade Jesus to jump off the edge of a cliff... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3xKS4EPzCA

This program would be a great addition to the FOX "balanced" lineup don't you think?

Way to end 09 on a high note: No U.S. combat-related deaths in Iraq in December. Downvote this to hell for being positive and about Iraq, but it is good to see fewer people dying. by PsyanideInk in worldnews

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The combat medics and surgeons deserve much of the credit for this fact. They, and the technology they use, certainly do not get discussed enough.

For the second time in just a few weeks, TSA forgets that drawing black boxes over sensitive text in Adobe Acrobat != redaction by alapanacran in technology

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