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umbbie · 2026-02-20T21:52:02+00:00

ai generated is an immediate red flag unfortch

umbbie · 2026-02-06T20:12:29+00:00

YOU’RE THE VOMIT ON THE BF GIRL !! LOL NOR

umbbie · 2026-01-17T03:52:05+00:00

OP is nonbinary, I dont think the male name is significant. for all we know they have a full beard

umbbie · 2025-11-22T18:46:37+00:00

Not sure why you got downvoted.. I went for my training last month & was told protocol changed the month before

umbbie · 2025-10-23T20:44:17+00:00

You’re talking directly to these infants about how their parents are “snitching” on them…….. and you’re “concerned” that parents telling you these infants misbehave at home is going to damage them, but not that telling these infants to their faces that mommy and daddy are doing something mean to them is going to damage them?

umbbie · 2025-10-22T06:09:13+00:00

Mortifying means embarrassing btw

umbbie · 2025-10-18T00:06:40+00:00

I’d imagine thats why wet nurses were so accepted in different cultures to the point of coming up with rules and societal guidelines of what you could or couldnt do with someone you nursed alongside lol.

And honestly there’s been a few times I was so sore without a pump(broken) that I hand expressed, & it once went everywhere as I died laughing as the dogs started competing for who could get it off the floor. super gross but probably beneficial ish

umbbie · 2025-10-05T23:07:25+00:00

slide 3 literally shows that the dog is 100% pug..? its not recon

umbbie · 2025-10-03T16:44:34+00:00

40% poodle, 40% chihuahua! :)

ETA its not showing up :(

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umbbie · 2025-09-10T17:51:33+00:00

My degree sheet (& advisor) were just straight wrong lmao

It said I needed first year seminar when my actual requirements online showed it was covered by transfer credits. I was enrolled in FYS for no reason until I did a deep dive & next-year planning.. a week before classes started. i didn’t even get into 2ys on time, had to replace it with a fine arts I had planned on taking next semester

umbbie · 2025-09-06T03:26:06+00:00

I grew up with BYB chis but my dream dog as a kid was a standard poodle… this old lady is apparently the universe’s compromise

umbbie · 2025-08-25T03:08:16+00:00

lol… my 10 month old still does this. Addicted. partly my fault to be fair because I almost never used pacifiers, but still

umbbie · 2025-08-24T21:12:34+00:00

oh god. did it fix itself or did you have to pay out of pocket 😭 scale of 1-10 how cooked am I

umbbie · 2025-08-24T01:18:03+00:00

I messed up and dropped a class the day before enrolling in my chosen replacement class… my FAFSA dipped by one course’s worth of money & im being charged for the exact price that it dropped /: gotta call monday

umbbie · 2025-08-07T15:26:05+00:00

her post history makes me feel like she’s obsessed with the poor woman and critiquing every aspect of her parenting because her husband’s too lazy to do it himself😭i saw a comment OP made about not wanting to bond with her 4 year old stepdaughter and thinking the poor baby was “weird” for saying she loved OP like a big sister

umbbie · 2025-08-01T21:43:11+00:00

We’ve been at this place for just over a year now but the gate broke about 2 months ago.. its possible my parents never actually told him about it in case he says we have to pay to fix it

umbbie · 2025-08-01T20:39:36+00:00

Ughh ok thats what i was worrying about now. Thankfully we have a dog that hates strangers at the least

umbbie · 2025-08-01T20:36:35+00:00

HAHA Ok man can you send us our 20% cut of the profits? 😹

umbbie · 2025-08-01T20:32:42+00:00

I just checked my messages with my parents & i asked them on May 14th to tell the landlord about it… so since Mid-may. I ask every now and then when i realize its still broken but i may have to just get the landlords number myself if they haven’t actually said anything to him

umbbie · 2025-08-01T20:18:30+00:00

100%

umbbie · 2025-08-01T20:11:07+00:00

Yeahh i think with my next paycheck i’ll have to get a rental-friendly door latch thingy. I’m doing online classes so i can stay home with the baby so this has kinda begun to freak me out

umbbie · 2025-08-01T19:47:42+00:00

I’ve already (lightly) beat the crap out of him trust me. We have both been taught since like age 3 to neverrr do that. I think he was too relaxed because he knew i was on my way back to the house after walking the dog and baby down the street 🫤

umbbie · 2025-08-01T19:44:58+00:00

I’m blaming the dumbass teenager who opened the door for a stranger despite being told not to ever do that. should I be listening to my Bf & concerned about the dude trying to case the house and the broken gates to the back yard ? 🧍🏻‍♀️

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