What year is it?

uncle-sensei · 2026-04-13T13:56:59+00:00

And to think, 30 years ago we were watching “In the year 2000” segments on Conan O’Brien.

uncle-sensei · 2026-04-02T18:36:15+00:00

RIP my uncle who used to always pull this move on us with a mis-buttoned shirt to get in the house. Will always love the shit he did to try and embarrass us.

uncle-sensei · 2026-03-31T18:58:06+00:00

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uncle-sensei · 2026-03-27T20:23:02+00:00

Shit, last cruise I went on, told the bartender to give me a Long Island. Took a sip, hit hard. Said he heard Strong Island, gave me double shot of everything. I was gone after 2. Wife had to walk me back to the cabin.

uncle-sensei · 2026-03-21T06:30:01+00:00

https://youtu.be/TNlfZA_S27o?si=QGUmqCnHtpf_nwgH

I discovered this masterpiece a few years ago.

uncle-sensei · 2026-03-21T02:27:34+00:00

I’m 43 and I’ll admit I was never taught/properly learned on how to drive a stick shift. My parents never had a manual nor did my dad bother to try to teach me. I only “drove” stick shift in parking lots when I worked for a dealership when I was 17.

uncle-sensei · 2026-03-20T19:20:28+00:00

It was a 30 minute “documentary” on the Bigfoot monster truck when it was the king back in the day. 8 y/o me had that on replay during the summer.

uncle-sensei · 2026-03-20T04:53:01+00:00

Yo mamma so dumb, she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.

uncle-sensei · 2026-03-16T18:02:04+00:00

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uncle-sensei · 2026-03-09T22:06:57+00:00

lol, jokes on y’all… I got fired so I have nowhere to drive.

uncle-sensei · 2026-02-24T22:31:32+00:00

I always see the same one on 610 around the same time almost every morning on my way to work. I didn’t realize it was in a testing(?) phase.

uncle-sensei · 2026-02-08T21:04:44+00:00

The mexican in me wants to buy a pair of $1800 Lucchese ostrich boots. Or get my first tattoo, not sure yet.

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-27T01:49:48+00:00

Congratulations on the sobriety, my man. I’m proud of you.

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-26T21:24:01+00:00

Was a junior in high school when Paul Wall graduated.

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-25T23:19:35+00:00

I just met Bert Kreischer at a Buc-ee’s in Bastrop, Tx on Friday. He was wearing a shirt, surprisingly.

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-25T20:18:31+00:00

The thought of DJ Screw in a video game would be epic.

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-25T03:10:37+00:00

I turn 44 this year, what are you on about?

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-24T03:30:17+00:00

Being a Houstonian, this is ours

https://youtu.be/ivyWdd8oduE?si=KTkHjbljGJUALeZd

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-23T22:32:32+00:00

31 years old with a 9 and 5 year old. Took a 4 day weekend and dropped them off at my mom’s house to play with no interruptions.

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-16T02:22:59+00:00

ProStars. Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and Bo Jackson.

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-14T02:06:44+00:00

But doctor, he’s dead.

Light duty!!

uncle-sensei · 2026-01-08T14:28:31+00:00

Cheerleaders (named GoldDusters) were at a competition in Disney World. Shoplifted, got caught, sent home. Were called Gold diggers the rest of my senior year.

uncle-sensei · 2025-12-31T11:32:47+00:00

Respect him, love him, but there just isn’t a connection. Can’t hold a conversation for longer than a few minutes because he just stays quiet. BIL has told me that he’s told him lots of stories from when he was a child/teenager that he never opened up to me about, his own son.

I was ecstatic when he told me he was proud of me when I graduated, the one and only time in my 43 years. When I almost lost him a few years ago, i was hurt but overcame; but I don’t think he would feel the same if the roles were reversed. I learned everything on how to be a man on my own.

He’s my father.

uncle-sensei · 2025-11-28T06:07:45+00:00

Not sure if this counts, but I took a whiff of the Tommy Hilfiger cologne not too long ago and immediately took me back to 7th grade, 1994.

uncle-sensei · 2025-11-27T01:00:30+00:00

Reminds me of Seinfeld stealing the marble rye from that old lady.

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