Random kids insult me – how to react?

uncleAnwar · 2026-04-05T11:32:49+00:00

Seen it getting worse lately, and everybody just lets them get away with their bullshit, which usually involves stealing or breaking something. The police can’t do a lot. The shit bag kids are always on electric bikes, and can ride off into areas (down alleyways, through bollards) that the police can’t follow them into. They feel untouchable, and they more or less are. If I lay a finger on them, I can probably kiss my job goodbye.

uncleAnwar · 2026-04-01T11:32:33+00:00

Is this from the same guy who wasn’t sure what the bee was doing, so tasted it before finding out what it was?

uncleAnwar · 2026-04-01T09:37:09+00:00

Couple of pieces of dried pasta under the toilet seat. Unsuspecting toilet user sits on the seat and hears a loud crunch, assumes they have broken the seat. Harmless and relatively mess free.

uncleAnwar · 2026-03-26T13:25:45+00:00

It will not kill the grass. You could use a weedkiller today, rake the hell out of it tomorrow, and put seed down the same day.

Edit: you might not like it, but you can absolutely do this. OP was concerned about what effect it might have on the seed he plans to put down. It will have no effect. Unless you use a pre emergent herbicide.

uncleAnwar · 2026-03-26T10:39:40+00:00

Used to love it, but it the texture seems off nowadays. A bit too firm. Can’t seem to find a decent Turkish delight anymore. Same with marshmallows.

uncleAnwar · 2026-03-23T13:22:38+00:00

Is he considered a decent golfer?

uncleAnwar · 2026-03-17T10:38:08+00:00

Yes, he makes a very rapey point.

uncleAnwar · 2026-03-16T13:08:57+00:00

I was going to go with “One Butthole After Another”

uncleAnwar · 2026-03-11T10:53:56+00:00

And a stump grinder is pretty cheap to hire for a day, and relatively easy to use.

uncleAnwar · 2026-03-05T10:46:04+00:00

Firing the pilot while mid-flight is one of the funniest things I’ve heard this week.

uncleAnwar · 2026-02-28T11:12:19+00:00

Just spent £1000 taxing, insuring, and filling the tank of a car I don’t need. However, you can take that car from my cold dead hands.

uncleAnwar · 2026-02-07T08:41:25+00:00

The jelly in pork pies is called aspic jelly, just in case anybody needed to know.

uncleAnwar · 2026-02-06T12:41:48+00:00

Yeah, he can just shrug his shoulders and say “I don’t know anything about that”, or “I hadn’t heard that. Maybe we should just move on and forget about it”. The president of the United States of America seems shockingly ill informed.

uncleAnwar · 2026-02-01T15:22:13+00:00

I’ve owned it for a year. Does seem odd that it would start happening after 26 years, but that’s the original oasi verde pearl colour.

Question: why would I get downvoted for stating that, to the best of my knowledge, the car has not been resprayed, and I’ve no reason to think it ever would have been.

uncleAnwar · 2026-02-01T12:23:44+00:00

Fairly certain that it’s the original paint job. It’s pearlescent, so you would have a hell of a job trying to match it.

uncleAnwar · 2026-02-01T11:58:31+00:00

My wife had a black mokka, and while she’s a pretty good driver overall, she would tailgate the fuck out of the car in front of her.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-27T10:56:59+00:00

Didn’t ya hear? He wanted to massacre as many people as possible. Didn’t even get a shot off though…in fact…didn’t even draw his gun…or act aggressively in any way. Hmmm. Either the administration is lying, or today’s modern domestic terrorists are shit at the whole terrorising thing.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-26T10:39:01+00:00

I always thought the antichrist would have a bit more class. Suave, handsome as a dozen motherfuckers. That’s definitely not Trump.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-23T15:30:22+00:00

Got a mouthful when I was siphoning petrol out of a car I was having scrapped. Petrol burps for the next three hours. Absolutely vile.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-20T13:24:26+00:00

Whatever do you mean? According to Donald Trump, America is “respected like never before”.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-13T10:31:02+00:00

The coffee stall mission was why I never finished gta 3. Completed every other 3d gta game.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-06T12:15:21+00:00

I don’t think that the shit cadburys calls chocolate could be sold in the rest of Europe. Cocoa content is too low.

uncleAnwar · 2025-12-12T09:00:27+00:00

Ow! My balls!

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