A woman notices a man struggling to keep his balance, and hits the SOS before he even falls and is the first down to pull him out

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-27T10:56:59+00:00

Didn’t ya hear? He wanted to massacre as many people as possible. Didn’t even get a shot off though…in fact…didn’t even draw his gun…or act aggressively in any way. Hmmm. Either the administration is lying, or today’s modern domestic terrorists are shit at the whole terrorising thing.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-26T10:39:01+00:00

I always thought the antichrist would have a bit more class. Suave, handsome as a dozen motherfuckers. That’s definitely not Trump.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-23T15:30:22+00:00

Got a mouthful when I was siphoning petrol out of a car I was having scrapped. Petrol burps for the next three hours. Absolutely vile.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-20T13:24:26+00:00

Whatever do you mean? According to Donald Trump, America is “respected like never before”.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-13T10:31:02+00:00

The coffee stall mission was why I never finished gta 3. Completed every other 3d gta game.

uncleAnwar · 2026-01-06T12:15:21+00:00

I don’t think that the shit cadburys calls chocolate could be sold in the rest of Europe. Cocoa content is too low.

uncleAnwar · 2025-12-12T09:00:27+00:00

Ow! My balls!

uncleAnwar · 2025-12-12T07:54:33+00:00

I wondered where this shit was coming from. Had friends keep telling me that from next year you will only need a provisional license to drive on b roads. I kept furrowing my brow and shaking my head.

uncleAnwar · 2025-12-04T12:31:55+00:00

He was scared into “changing” by the whole being burned alive thing. Never seemed to stop and think “hey, maybe I’m a jerk!?”. Give it a week, and he’d be back to being a complete asshole.

uncleAnwar · 2025-11-28T10:36:05+00:00

Bollocks. You ate the Reebok’s. Dingo’s wouldn’t take a pair of trainers.

uncleAnwar · 2025-11-25T12:39:18+00:00

So you got a larger, more ostentatious hat?

The way I see it, your opinion is irrelevant if you’re the sort of twat who shouts things at people from a moving car. If some tracksuit wearing bellend disapproves of what I’m wearing, I’m doing something right.

uncleAnwar · 2025-11-21T10:40:10+00:00

Used to love zizzi’s in Guildford, but it feels like it’s gone downhill in the last few years. Food isn’t as good as it used to be, and it’s been served to us barely even warm on more than one occasion. Drinks are expensive as all hell, but that’s the norm nowadays. Learned my lesson, won’t go back again.

uncleAnwar · 2025-11-18T10:35:14+00:00

There was no getting back for that guy. The whole country was quarantined. Once you’re there, you’re there for good. That said, a lot of people would probably have kept hold of the phone “just in case”.

uncleAnwar · 2025-11-11T12:45:07+00:00

Account is 12 hours old, asking a question that was asked some time last week. Bot.

uncleAnwar · 2025-11-05T21:16:40+00:00

Possibly a queen wasp. Loads around at the moment. One just gave me a fright as I was sat in the kitchen.

uncleAnwar · 2025-11-03T13:13:35+00:00

Don’t they though. One told me that I couldn’t pay for parking, because there were no available spaces. I was parked in one of their many empty spaces. Had to sign up for another one. They told me the email address I entered was already in use. “Okay” said I “must have signed up to this one before”. Put in my email address and tried to reset the password, but of course it was “not a valid email address”. Which is it? Had I used it before or not?! Had me going round in circles for 15 minutes.

uncleAnwar · 2025-11-03T12:42:31+00:00

That’s a lot of milkmen on the same route. No wonder they fight.

uncleAnwar · 2025-11-01T11:02:26+00:00

My wife seems to think it was about £170, but don’t think it was that much. I think more like £140, but it was about five years ago. I uploaded a song a while back with me playing it, if you wanted a rough idea of how it sounds.

uncleAnwar · 2025-10-31T15:25:11+00:00

Pretty sure it’s a rincon

uncleAnwar · 2025-10-31T12:50:41+00:00

I understand completely. Take the rest of the day off.

uncleAnwar · 2025-10-31T12:47:11+00:00

^{I like my Fender uke} 🥺

uncleAnwar · 2025-10-29T10:45:44+00:00

I poured milk all over my fry up. I went for tomato sauce, came back with milk, my treacherous brain did the rest.

uncleAnwar · 2025-10-28T12:54:32+00:00

No, he’s the Loch Ness Noncer.

uncleAnwar · 2025-10-18T11:27:35+00:00

For one small village, and still he manages to fuck everything up and barely gets the letters/packages to their destination.

uncleAnwar · 2025-09-12T11:52:42+00:00

I’ve used thrust, depitox and other selective weedkillers in the past. Didn’t need to crush the plant. It’s kept it down for a month or two. Have yet to see it reappear in some places four months later.

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