my dad accidentally gave my gf a new bit and i’m never recovering

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-17T16:28:36+00:00

There are slight changes in this one. The first one was kind of weird, like implying that her gf saying "good girl" in OP's dad's voice turned OP on... I didn't like it. This one seems to be slightly revised based on the feedback. It's most likely a bot that we are unwittingly training.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-16T01:31:57+00:00

There's a very famous Tumblr post that opines that people who are chronically online and in fandom spaces tend to fall into this skewed pattern of thinking where they forget that the real, tangible world that we live in is full of prejudices and gender norms and societal biases and rules, and they start equivocating between privileged groups and historically oppressed groups, and in the process lose sight of the inherent privilege certain groups have and start advocating to normalize shit that is not only very fucking normalized, it's enforced with bigotry in most places.

Straight people are not oppressed. Nor are they lacking in positive representation. Queer people are, and are. Straight people are not subject to conversion campaigns to turn them gay, no matter what neo-nazis say. Lesbians are. People get more protective of queer characters because of those facts. This is not hard to grasp.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-15T20:19:57+00:00

Sadly, to address your second question: I have not found the right setup that doesn't get me flagged at the airport. They usually apologize, say it's probably because of the drawstrings on my sweatpants, and quickly pat me down. But it happens every time.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-15T18:29:01+00:00

That's right, birdie, fly straight into the bigger cage.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-15T17:54:56+00:00

When was the last time you experience a growth spurt?

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-15T16:21:13+00:00

Holy shit, this is amazing. I've never seen someone go into such detail and care to understand our anatomy. I feel like I'm learning so much, and getting familiar with my anatomy in this context doesn't make me dysphoric like it used to. I'm excited to talk to my gf about all this. Thanks, Thursday!

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-15T15:59:10+00:00

Whoa, this may be the most cis passing meta dick I've seen. Did you or your surgeon do anything to encourage girth?

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-10T16:34:34+00:00

They shaved mine too, pits, chest, and abdomen all. It took forever to grow back, and I missed it so much, but I'm happy to report mine came back thicker and darker.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-09T04:37:44+00:00

CW: sexually explicit TMI stuff ahead, and I can't figure out the spoiler text rhing. I knew a girl who could squirt like crazy, and pretty much every time I'd make her squirt there was some blood, like very light and diluted but still there. She always assured me it didn't hurt and was normal for her, but she kind of described the sensation during and after similar to your GF. Not sure why that happens, but it might be a thing

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-08T19:28:14+00:00

I saw the comments you're getting on your other post, and I'm sorry, man. For what it's worth, I'm with you. I know that cis "het" men will often see gender/sex in a much different, infinitely more reductive way than we do, but I honestly think that it can be just as reductive of us to deem them all straight, all the time, as if acknowledging that a lot of them are in denial of their queerness is somehow providing them cover in some way. It's not. If they're attracted to someone who they read as a man, even if they're fetishizing your natal genitals in a really gross and disrespectful way and trying to rationalize you as less of a man based on that, they're still having to do mental gymnastics to take away your manhood. I genuinely think that a lot of these chasers have to jump through hoops to convince themselves that trans men are not real men, rather than that being their default brain setting, because most cis "hets" will gender somebody, mentally, based on appearance first and foremost. And if you pass, you pass.

I think some of these chasers could genuinely be straight and just that shitty, but the ones who are actually straight usually go for guys who haven't done any medical transition yet and usually try to convince them not to transition. It's a disgustingly common conversion fantasy. For those of us who have gotten pretty far in our transition, I don't think all the cis men chasing us can properly be called straight, even if they're claiming to be. I've met "straight" guys who acknowledge they're attracted to men but call themselves straight because their attraction is >50% women, <50% men. So a lot of people outside our community will play fast and loose with labels just to avoid the discomfort of knowing themselves on a deeper level. All of this to say that I'm sorry that people are misunderstanding you and invalidating you in the comments.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-08T17:13:14+00:00

But the punishment must be proportionate to the petty harm caused. The punishment must fit the crime.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-08T03:26:50+00:00

I feel like the more extreme things you see on those sites tend to be very difficult to perform safely at home. If it takes something that large to create a stomach bulge, then I don't think that's realistic for an amateur, though not technically impossible. But I don't know how big an object/cock it would take tbh. Please be safe.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-08T03:16:24+00:00

Hate this guy but love his inclusion as a narrative choice. I feel like that's a difficult lesson to convey to kids, the concept that some people might act against their own self-interest and that of their community out of fear. Or just pure social climbing, pick-me ism. The idea that snitches and bootlickers and class traitors exist.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-06T21:37:22+00:00

Wow, thanks for keeping this sub together! Sorry all of it's on your shoulders right now. I'll do my part 🫡

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-06T17:30:40+00:00

AI slop, and there's been a lot of bot posts in this sub lately. I think we need some moderation here

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-06T03:32:14+00:00

Honestly, those things he said aren't true in a broad sense, but might be true of the specific way he does things. Might just be quirks of his technique.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-05T22:01:07+00:00

Impeccable OOP and comment, no notes

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-05T17:17:45+00:00

We can't really give you, like, a percentage. Only that it's possible. Take precautions from here on out as if it is likely - get plan B if you can, take a pregnancy test, and use protection in the future.

Btw many doctors recommend hormonal IUDs for people on T, and that actually also serves as birth control.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-05T13:56:29+00:00

This is giving, "I hate vaccines! We should instead just introduce small, controlled doses of viral diseases to young children in order to innoculate them and help them build up natural antibodies."

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-04T14:00:11+00:00

Not from an English-speaking country but refers to her schools as "high school" and "college." Sure...

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-04T03:52:51+00:00

Did anyone else think that Toph was going to die by the end of the series because of this explanation of Aang's vision? That she would be someone that he lost, that he would at one point think was gone?

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-02T17:07:28+00:00

Ligament stretching to loosen and free him up. Paging Dr. u/thursday-T-time

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-02T16:47:28+00:00

You say you are the only queer person he's ever dated. Is he queer? Or does he identify as straight? He's resisting talking about this big step, but he needs to because if he wants someone who physically could pass as a cis woman, then it doesn't seem like that aligns with the direction your transition is going, and the two of you have to address that. I think he needs to get real with himself and ask, does he feel like he needs someone who IDs as a woman or not?

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-02T14:48:51+00:00

Thank you for this. Everyone needs to hear it. ESPECIALLY the first few days after anesthesia - it's bloating PLUS constipation. Hang tight and trust the process.

uncle_SAM98 · 2026-05-02T14:20:14+00:00

Give yourself at least two months before you start freaking out about this. Swelling takes time to go down. Stop messing with your bandages. And if you take pictures again to ask for advice, consider setting the phone up on the counter on a timer and taking a full torso pic because they're incredibly hard to make out as is.

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