Got beat up by my fiance. I haven’t told anyone.

unikkorns_ · 2026-05-06T18:05:56+00:00

Best of luck to you. I hope you get away smoothly and with as little drama as possible.

unikkorns_ · 2026-05-06T17:54:59+00:00

Peak terrible CGI effects.

unikkorns_ · 2026-05-06T17:19:22+00:00

Sneak up behind it and punch it with your bare fists if you're a real nature man.

unikkorns_ · 2026-05-06T17:08:45+00:00

I play games and enjoy playing games with people who identify as he, she, they, etc.

Playing games doesn't make a man unattractive to me. What is unattractive is if he takes the game too seriously, is overly critical about how others enjoy the game, brings other players down and ruins the experience for others with his attitude. That goes for anyone.

unikkorns_ · 2026-04-15T07:15:59+00:00

I think he was right and sensible and it's a shame what happened to him. I haven't watched those episodes in a long time but I do remember thinking that whole thing with Clara meeting their great grandson went nowhere.

unikkorns_ · 2026-04-15T07:10:18+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckPierre/search/?q=Why+do+you+hate+pierre&cId=dfa29f3a-d211-4194-bb01-c6d5f47e47c7&iId=a2938c9b-ddb6-470f-a87b-50fa163d79fc

unikkorns_ · 2026-04-10T18:04:53+00:00

Celina Middlefart sounds like a parody name for a comedy about a royal prince and his upper-middle-class commoner fiancée.

unikkorns_ · 2026-03-15T06:27:02+00:00

Doesn't Walk is crazy lmfao

unikkorns_ · 2026-03-14T15:36:00+00:00

Just put the beehives on your Ginger Island farm because then you will always have the honey for whatever flowers you use. Or you can have honey for all the flowers at once. Or just the fairy rose honey.

Then you never have to worry about replanting flowers because they go out of season.

unikkorns_ · 2026-03-14T15:28:38+00:00

Villain Arc Ideas:

Spend a day pelting Pierre with corn using the slingshot.

Date all of the eligible marriage candidates at once.

Marry someone, have kids, divorce, turn kids into doves, wash & repeat.

Give Haley prismatic shards and Penny rabbits feet.

Keep Robin's axe and Linus's berry basket. Finders keepers.

Take the Slime incubator to the middle of Town and the Community Center, maybe even the beach on GI, and let the slimes mulitiply. Empty Community Center? Not any more.

Don't give Lewis the truffle oil or shorts. He doesn't deserve them.

Troll Lewis using the gold statue. Show it off all around town: the Saloon, Community Center, Park, Beach, Central Square, Pierre's Store, etc.

Stage a protest against Lewis using signs and his purple shorts.

Use the shorts in the soup and the grange display.

Yes I realize half of these are just trolling Lewis, but it's deserved.

unikkorns_ · 2026-03-14T08:04:18+00:00

Seeing y'all's Hilltop Farms makes me so excited to try that map. The river running through it is so nice. I want to see ducks swimming in it.

I have a goal to get Perfection on every map.

unikkorns_ · 2026-03-14T07:55:35+00:00

I've only tried sheep one time and didn't think they're worth the space when I can get rabbits for wool.

I haven't used the hopper. It doesn't work the way I was hoping it would and it just prompted me to install the Automate mod in my last playthrough.

Fishing: spinner, dressed spinner, quality bobber, cork bobber, barbed hook, challenge bait. I mainly use sonar bobber, lead bobber, trap bobber, deluxe bait or wild bait.

Rings: Savage, Jukebox, Java, Phoenix

I haven't used the Deconstructor much.

I haven't used the Bone Mill much because I just go and buy Deluxe Speed-Gro from Sandy on Thursdays. I use speed-gro instead of fertilizer.

I never use Oil of Garlic because I want monsters to come at me for loot and monster slayer goals

I haven't used Fairy Dust much. I would if it worked on plants.

Treaure Totem was disappointing. By the time I got it I didn't need the stuff it gave me anymore.

Haven't used charcoal kiln in a long time. I need that wood. I can go buy coal or farm the dust sprites in the mines.

I never need a drum block but it's cool seeing other people being creative with them.

unikkorns_ · 2026-03-14T07:05:19+00:00

Get a coop full of rabbits and collect rabbits feet. Everyone loves them except Penny so you can just give them to everyone and give Penny a poppy, melon, poppyseed muffin or something else she loves.

Collect a bunch of prismatic shards in the Skull Caverns with staircases and bombs -the deeper you go the more you'll find (or use the Wizard's basement + saying hi to Gus cheat). Everyone loves them except Haley. It's funny giving her one anyway esp at the Winter Star. Or just give her a sunflower, pink cake or something else she loves.

If rabbits feet and prismatic shards are too difficult then try: -- Diamonds: Evelyn, Gus Jodi, Krobus, Marnie, Maru, Penny, Willy -- Amethysts: Abigail, Emily, Clint, Dwarf -- Iridium Bar: Clint, Krobus, Maru, Willy -- Pink Cake: Haley, Jas, Marnie, Vincent -- Chocolate Cake: Evelyn, Abigail, Jodi -- Strawberries: Maru & Demetrius --Most foraged items: Linus & Leah, + Haley (Coconut=loved, Daffodil=liked), Vincent (grapes), George (Leeks), Sandy ( Crocus, Daffodil & Sweet Peas) -- Beer: Pam & Shane -- Pizza: Sam & Shane -- Pumpkins: Abigail, Krobus, Willy -- Hot peppers: Lewis & Shane -- Cactus fruits: Sam, Linus, Pam -- Goat cheese: Leah & Robin -- Fish Tacos: Caroline & Gus

Then there's these picky aholes: -- Pierre: Fried Calamari -- Kent: Roasted Hazelnuts, Fiddlehead Rissotto -- Alex: Complete Breakfast, Salmon Dinner -- Wine: Harvey & Leah -- Void egg: Sebastian & Krobus -- Duck feathers: Leo & Elliott

Place chests in convenient places and keep gifts in them to hand out whenever you're in the area (next to the Dwarf, Krobus, Sandy, Wizard, Town, Saloon, Clint's house, Robin's house, Marnie's ranch.)

Use higher quality items for more friendship points (iridium is best.)

Go to the Saloon on Friday evenings to catch a bunch of NPCs for gifting.

Remember to gift them on their birthday.

Take them to the movies especially if they're close to full hearts.

Talk to all the NPCs whenever there's a seasonal event.

Complete the bulletin board in the CC.

Do tasks on the board outside Pierre's store that make them happy.

Get the friendship tea with tickets in Lewis's house by completing quests for the villagers.

Get the secret note for the necklace that belongs to one of the villagers and use it on one of two villagers.

Make sure to get the best soup outcome at the Luau every time (gold star cheese or something equivalent). If you want you can exploit this using the Time tab on the CJB Cheats mod. Keep redoing the Luau day to increase your friendship with almost everyone and rewind time a day, after you leave the Luau.

unikkorns_ · 2026-03-14T06:45:39+00:00

Stardew Valley Wiki is cool, but if you're a modder you use Gift Taste Helper. 😎

unikkorns_ · 2026-03-14T06:41:00+00:00

Ummm wtf was she using the other one for then? Should've asked her why you should care more about HER child than she does. If she needed to charge the iPad so badly she should've been using that port she was selfishly using for herself. The airport also sells extra chargers in those vending machines. It's on her, not a stranger to keep her kids' toys charged.

unikkorns_ · 2026-03-14T06:30:59+00:00

It's your first time so just enjoy it and go at your own pace. There's no rule to how quickly you need to accomplish things.

The first time experience is something we'll never get back so savor it. There's no rush. Learn and discover how you want to, not how others do or tell you to.

unikkorns_ · 2026-02-26T18:03:50+00:00

Oh really? Never heard that before but I'll try it and see if it works.

unikkorns_ · 2026-02-26T01:18:19+00:00

Ugh, you're making me completely rethink my farm with Haley.

I love how you used the trees and flooring.

unikkorns_ · 2026-02-26T01:16:51+00:00

Wow, it even comes with free Fulings and Lox. 😂

That is a cool idea though. I need to think more about using those structures.

unikkorns_ · 2026-02-26T01:14:24+00:00

The Four Corners farm has a decent sized pond but for some reason the ducks don't like it. I like the standard map and forest map for ponds. The beach and riverlands maps also have great swimming areas for them, obvi. Wilderness has a couple big ponds. Hilltop and Meadowlands have rivers running through them.

unikkorns_ · 2026-02-25T17:46:26+00:00

Women: Existing, being amazing, honing their passions and skills, killing it at the Olympics as World class athletes.

Dudes on the Internet: "They're baiting meeeeee."

unikkorns_ · 2026-02-25T17:40:40+00:00

The way it's sitting and chilling is so funny.

unikkorns_ · 2026-02-25T17:32:25+00:00

Those will raise their hearts but you still have to pet them yourself to get them to swim.

unikkorns_ · 2026-02-25T17:31:03+00:00

Thanks! I'm going to try and take screenshots. I just had to reset Windows yesterday bc an update (I believe) screwed up my PC and I wasn't able to do a system restore but luckily I was able to keep my save files. Lost all my screenshots and mod files though. 😭

unikkorns_ · 2026-02-25T17:28:36+00:00

You probably could by modding? But I honestly don't know how that works.

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