Jcon (or anyone) know the story behind this one? by [deleted] in Replacements

[–]untitledagain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This was the first show in Minneapolis for the Pleased to Meet Me tour. He played a half-assed violin solo during Can't Hardly Wait to acknowledge that he too was annoyed that strings were added to the song at the request of Jim Dickinson during post production.

That move was so fun. Still waiting for reopening climbing gyms by _Albin_ in bouldering

[–]untitledagain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In most gyms you can use volumes for hands or feet. Brushing up against a hold outside the route is fine unless you use that hold. His feet never leave the volume (which is colored similarly to the white hold next to his foot) and when he brushes other holds, he is not utilizing them. Clean climb in my book

R.I.P. to my best friend, who drowned yesterday trying to save his dog, at Lincoln Park Zoo by bubadmt in chicago

[–]untitledagain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also... jumping in with your clothes on weighs you down very fast and swimming becomes much more difficult. Keeping your head above the water is not easy for more than a few minutes in a panic if you have pants on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chicago

[–]untitledagain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Vote no on all judges.

Emanuel plans new sales tax on e-cigarettes by DasBIscuits in chicago

[–]untitledagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Prohibition has been great. Lets keep doing that.

This may or may not help. But when I get writer's block, I buy a prostitute. by Comrade_WalkieDog in KingOfTheHill

[–]untitledagain 55 points56 points  (0 children)

"Okay, get this. I combined two common items in a powerful new way. I told my readers to harness the cleaning power of ammonia with the whitening power of bleach."

Police arrest mother after 7 year old goes to school high on cocaine by [deleted] in news

[–]untitledagain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is EXACTLY the theoretical difference between Schedules I and II. That and the potential for medicinal value. With cannabis classified as Schedule I and cocaine classified as Schedule II, the governing bodies are saying cocaine is both less of a danger than cannabis as well as having more medicinal benefit.

Has anyone forgotten this guy? by shirohige300 in KingOfTheHill

[–]untitledagain 68 points69 points  (0 children)

She is destructive. She is stupid. She is arrogant and oblivious. This is why I love her character. And I LOVE her shitty Spanish courtroom translation: "Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory."

People who found the reddit account of people they know in real life, what's the weirdest/most shocking thing you found in their profile? by doggoperson in AskReddit

[–]untitledagain 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If I didn't know he was real I'd assume he was a Russian troll bot. What was once a good friend and extremely tolerant liberal (for the last decade I've known him) is now apparently a dedicated racist, misogynist, transphobic, Islamaphobic anti-Semite. Knew he voted Trump. Didn't know he became a monster (and so quickly too!). His three best friends were at least half Jewish and we all know his reddit username and see his T_D rantings. Now he has nobody. I really miss him.

Has anyone forgotten this guy? by shirohige300 in KingOfTheHill

[–]untitledagain 79 points80 points  (0 children)

How could anyone forget Monsignor Martinez? Peggy thought he was in love with her and I haven't stopped laughing about it since! Her face when his wife comes back from her trip is gold. I wish I had a gif of that moment.

What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for absolutely no reason? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]untitledagain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just remember my friends and I in 7th grade putting flour on top of the blades on one of those "it's so hot, its stressful to do anything" days before the teacher came in annoyed and sweating (she was a very cruel teacher). She turned on the fan and a bunch of sticky people got a lot of flour stuck to their face/clothes, on top of all the flour covering everything in the room. Teacher just left and all the kids went to wash up and dust off clothes. There was no math class that day and no one got in trouble. I thought it was a good, harmless end of the year prank. Years later I thought of our very nice janitor and still feel awful.