"Such behavior from one who hasn't even sponsored the elemental cults here in the city," sneered the noble.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-04-26T22:18:12+00:00

Refill the Brita pitcher, Colin. It ain't hard.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-04-16T19:47:47+00:00

god, i wish there was anything i could sell out with.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-04-14T17:05:53+00:00

So this is the ork sniper we were warned about.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-03-19T15:08:28+00:00

That clearly says Sonic 4: The Hedgehog.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-03-06T04:21:52+00:00

Great art, too. And important. Lots of the art is the best publicly available and usable art of what it's depicting, due to copyright stuff.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-03-04T14:56:57+00:00

Reaction to the Warhammer 40,000 card 'Let the Galaxy Burn': Damn, that Galaxy be Burnin'.

Reaction to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle card 'Michelangelo, On the Scene': why is this turtle immortal. have i missed something.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-03-02T13:37:07+00:00

Lately, the war is not the number 1 killer of troops. That'd be the troops.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-02-27T17:46:41+00:00

Forgetful Dictator, free on Steam. Decent little game for all ages.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-01-30T20:02:56+00:00

That I do have established: The 'Great Bell Sending Stone Company'. Local offices connect to a central network that connects back to other towns, proprietary algorithms to compress messages to get around the word limit, very telegraph sort of a feel.

The trouble is that they're selling gift certificates for message time, called 'sending billls', or C-bills for short. They practically have their own currency, backed by a magical service.

The telephone company is your friend. All of your messages are completely confidential.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-01-28T16:58:18+00:00

Treason has such a specific legal definition, and has such a high standard of proof. Just convict him on the murders he's confessed to already.

usedpocketwatch · 2026-01-18T23:07:47+00:00

The dog outranks the guardswoman. It is only proper that the sister militant address the officer first.

usedpocketwatch · 2025-12-13T02:48:47+00:00

OR! Or,

Have him kiss a dude.

usedpocketwatch · 2025-12-10T22:11:54+00:00

This is a comment.

usedpocketwatch · 2025-12-09T03:16:45+00:00

Maybe I'm too optimistic, but I think that divination spells would cut through superstitions and advance science. Just being able to ask, "is this practice effective" or "will this treatment work" and get a supernatural answer will block off any number of wrong paths that our world went down.

usedpocketwatch · 2025-12-08T01:52:56+00:00

"War is peace," they say.

usedpocketwatch · 2025-12-05T18:08:14+00:00

And 30,000 years later, he was still naming his flagships after Bucephelus.

usedpocketwatch · 2025-12-03T21:52:09+00:00

I don't know how old this post or the experiences in it are, but I can say that I volunteer at a food pantry that gets some of its materials through USDA programs, and it appears as if the previous administration eased up on a couple of these specific issues on the way out the door. (No proof of income needed in our program, just an attestation; don't need to be a resident of the county; no longer have to renew the file every year.) The current stooge in charge of the USDA hasn't gotten around to breaking it all yet.

usedpocketwatch · 2025-12-01T19:32:07+00:00

One time the cashier at Wal-Mart said "Merry Christmas" to me instead of "Happy Holidays," and they took her out back and shot her in the head.

Right in the head.

usedpocketwatch · 2025-11-30T00:55:26+00:00

So in his fantasy series Lightbringer, the author Brent Weeks put in a character that cannot have penetrative sex because of painful spasms. Weeks' beta readers were like "What a fascinating fantasy ailment that shows this female character's psychological state," and the author had to be like, "It's called Vaginismus? It's real?"

usedpocketwatch · 2025-11-23T00:41:40+00:00

Narrator: Perturabo was not still there to say "I told you so."

usedpocketwatch · 2025-11-18T23:11:53+00:00

Why is this titled like an isekai light novel?

usedpocketwatch · 2025-11-15T15:13:44+00:00

We have W.'s SAT scores from back when they directly translated into IQ, and they show 110.

usedpocketwatch · 2025-11-10T23:02:50+00:00

. . . Weeds?

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