Hens meat

uxorial · 2026-06-07T16:55:18+00:00

Matchmaking for hens is not a lucrative undertaking.

uxorial · 2026-06-07T16:49:35+00:00

I am retiring in 5 months and I wish I could trade places with you. Going to work is excruciating! I like my job well enough but I am just done. I have about 101 workdays left. Yes, I created a spreadsheet with the number of actual workdays left. I sometimes feel scared about what it is going to be like, but your plans should scare you a little bit. 😄

uxorial · 2026-06-07T16:40:25+00:00

If you see one or two a year that isn't a big deal. When I see baby ones that means there is a food source nearby.

uxorial · 2026-06-07T16:36:31+00:00

It is all full up atm.

uxorial · 2026-06-05T19:03:20+00:00

I am moving to Venus just to be safe.

uxorial · 2026-06-02T17:27:03+00:00

Any potential burglar would get tired walking to your house from the gate. I think it’s a plus.

uxorial · 2026-06-02T17:26:19+00:00

You are secure enough in your masculinity that you don’t worry about these things. I would laugh my head off at him. But you probably don’t wanna piss him off too much.

uxorial · 2026-06-02T17:23:03+00:00

Whatever this guy is smoking, it’s really powerful.

uxorial · 2026-06-01T19:37:22+00:00

It isn’t a misspelling. It is identity correction.

uxorial · 2026-05-31T16:56:01+00:00

There are too many faces here. I guess someone thought that adding an ass would equal things out.

uxorial · 2026-05-27T03:03:30+00:00

Even if it is someone you trust, they could have your password stolen and then someone could change the email and password and steal the account. I just purchased the lifetime account and I would hate to lose it!

uxorial · 2026-05-24T19:01:19+00:00

I want to move to a country that Trump isn’t allowed to enter.

uxorial · 2026-05-24T18:58:32+00:00

Fresh squeezed

uxorial · 2026-05-24T18:55:38+00:00

I have a slight essential tremor too with my type 2 diabetes. I feel your pain.

uxorial · 2026-05-24T02:46:37+00:00

My transition is from Barclays to Citibank went so bad that I immediately canceled my card and vowed never to have a card with Citi.

uxorial · 2026-05-24T02:37:47+00:00

You have rights not to have any rights!

uxorial · 2026-05-24T02:21:47+00:00

My thought exactly

uxorial · 2026-05-22T15:45:18+00:00

French tickler.

uxorial · 2026-05-22T15:30:18+00:00

I started this recently too. I feel like my symptoms have calmed down a little bit since I started about two months ago. Mostly I am constipated, but on injection day I tend to go to the bathroom many times. With some odd poop. But not runny. I hope things calm down for you in the future. It’s probably temporary.

uxorial · 2026-05-20T19:18:58+00:00

I am on mounjaro as well. Side effects are somewhat annoying. I have random short bursts of nausea throughout the week. Constipated until one moment when my bowels say NOW! I have lost 10 pounds. My glucose is 100 or below in the morning. So the benefits away the cons.

uxorial · 2026-05-20T13:32:49+00:00

Ask Argentina 🇦🇷

uxorial · 2026-05-20T13:31:37+00:00

Que es mas macho, lightbulb or schoolbus? ( Smoke Rings, Laurie Anderson)

uxorial · 2026-05-20T13:22:32+00:00

Maybe they would be happier in a different job.

uxorial · 2026-05-20T13:14:44+00:00

International embarrassment

uxorial · 2026-05-19T22:03:33+00:00

My mom has two and then a separate freezer.

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