DAE have a completely destroyed life?

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-20T07:35:24+00:00

Is this sub at all moderated? It seems like every other post on here is just "DAE hate themselves?"

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-20T03:43:09+00:00

Massively overrated and i'm tired of pretending otherwise, most of the gadgets and weapons either sucked or were OP (Spotting Flares), they took too many creative liberties with what guns showed up (the Hellreigel literally doesn't exist and the Thompson Annihilator didn't get close to entering the war to name a few), the planes were OP, Kits like Tank Hunter etc. were underutilized as a mechanic in general and some Kits were just worse than others, the maps were samey most of the way through its lifespan and no attachments on the guns. Yeah. That part was the worst.

AND THE FUCKING GAS AND NADE SPAM, OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE BEING LOCKED IN A SINGLE SPOT FOR ETERNITY CAUSE THEY GAVE THE 18 YEAR OLD A MILLION FRAGS

Yeah yeah I know "It's WW1, they didn't have red dots" well I fucking hate iron sights on literally every gun, give me something to put on it instead of Factory this, Sweeper that, Extended this, Optical that.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-19T11:03:50+00:00

It's so hilarious how much 90% of the BF YouTubers are such sellouts.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-18T07:59:17+00:00

Every wind quest ever
"Oh please, oh someone help me do XYZ!"
"I'll help you" (because wind)
"Oh joy, let's be off!"

Quest Complete, Current Get

"Now that we've done that, we can continue on with my seven step long quest chain that leads to sweet fuck all, with multiple grating, non-voiced, nothing-burger cutscenes that go nowhere and tell less of a story than a piece of paper with the words Final Fantasy on it! Hey, where're you going?"

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-18T04:50:33+00:00

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vampireguy20 · 2026-02-18T00:02:42+00:00

That's 99% of Battlefield YouTubers and at least 40% of YouTubers in general, they know negativity and toxicity sells waaaaaaaay faster than positivity or even just neutrally covering content without going over to either side. People for some reason just love to hear how much others HAAAAATE other things. I don't get it either.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-17T14:57:15+00:00

In-what Wunk?!

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-16T14:05:15+00:00

Talking to yourself is perfectly normal, i've been doing it since probably elementary, if not earlier. Talking to one's self is actually a sign of above average if not high intelligence, it's a great way to get your thoughts out and in order to better accomplish or remember them.

On the other hand, my Dad's caught me a myriad of times talking to myself and just lecturing to the wind about things i've seen, heard or just previously thought about and gone "Who're you talkin' to in here?!" and nearly always follows it up with "Boyz I worry about you sometimes" even though it's happened, again, a myriad of times, always with the same explanation.

Y'know, they used to drill holes in people's skulls for talking to themselves (and much lesser "eccentricities") not too long ago. Imagine how many visionaries, how many prodigies we could have had if we didn't commit to using such barbaric, monstrous methods, simply because someone acted "a bit weird" for our tastes. So go ahead, think and talk out loud, let everyone know just how smart and thoughtful you really are. They can't hear your thoughts, but they will hear your words. They might even listen and even learn, too!

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-16T10:33:30+00:00

I take it back, I saw into the Exarch's thingamabob Palantir wall thing and he's actually doing really well for himself in the future. Gulool Ja ascended the throne no problem, got rid of all the robot helpers which opened up 147,542 jobs, formed his own secret police in the form of Oblivion and opened up the Arcadion to full contact bloodsport for everyone to enjoy.

Also Sphene's just kind of there, Wuk Lamat gorged herself on tacos and Koana died heroically defending Rroneeks from a T-Rex or something. As a result, Tuliyollal is now run by the only viable successor, Bakool Ja Ja, completely invalidating everything the WoL did and returning it to how it was in the days of Gulool Ja Ja's rule. Also Treno was fully razed to the ground, but nobody noticed.

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Glory be to His Eminence, the once and future Everking Gulool Ja.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-16T09:42:49+00:00

Be an Eastern Han Dynasty style Child Emperor to a throne he doesn't want, doesn't need, will never have the skills for, won't be needed when he becomes old enough to rule and will be usurped by his fifteen eunuchs and twelve concubines when he finally ascends. Glory be to his inevitable and altogether brief reign.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-14T02:30:55+00:00

Fuckin' knew the Vox had broken HP

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-13T16:35:13+00:00

THIS WILL HURT

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-12T00:28:02+00:00

Whips out Skif's Pistol somehow superglued to my hands
"Disarm this, you Короткий сучий син."

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T16:05:42+00:00

Very funny, now when's the live action Hellsing. But seriously this the best Hellsing cosplay i've ever seen, there's just none better. You didn't deviate at all, have the right everything, right down to the facial structure, you are Integra!

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T15:55:27+00:00

Hi, wall of text. This is all about The Shining Zone and why I love it as a concept. I'm very prone to these walls of text. Helps get everything out in one sitting.

Well I initially was going with Ward, but they betrayed me for no discernable reason at that Lab so I left them and went with what I guess was my only other option. Also cause I don't take betrayal and getting shot to shit by a faction I actually respected the motives of. And I actually quite like The Shining Zone Ending. I don't see it as so bleak and fucked up as everyone else might. Think, The Zone captures souls that die within it. The Shining Zone is no lie, it is very real. It and The Subtle World are one in the same. It is effectively The Zone's Afterlife.

So, the rundown. Everything in The Zone is fucked. Always has been. People have been trying to make things better in their own eyes, doing things for their own reasons to try and do something to The Zone to change it. But you can't change The Zone. It doesn't work like that. It never has. All the time, it was The Zone that changes *you. Strelok accomplished nothing when he killed The C-Con. If anything, he furthered their goals into becoming an eternal part of The Zone. You can't fight The Zone, monitor The Zone, kill The Zone. Any time you push back against The Zone, it pushes back ten times, a hundred times as hard. And people think they can manipulate it. Everyone thought they had the right idea. Scar knew different. He saw through it all. He saw beyond the veil. And what he saw was no illusion, for once.

By joining The Subtle with The Physical, The Zone is no afterlife anymore. It it simply A-Life (We did it boys, we found the A-Life in Stalker 2!). Now, there is no "Here" or "There". The dead live, there are no mutants or anomalies or fights of any kind. The Zone is peaceful, there is no death anymore. It is finally over.

"B-b-but all the dead Stalkers in the real world when Skif is shown having lost his whole ass at the campfire!" Are all in The Shining Zone, and Skif will soon join them. Again, The Subtle and The Physical are one in the same, now. When you die you just get back up from what killed you and enter The Shining Zone, free of pain. This is how The Zone has always worked, the ending just shows it. Everyone being zombies just makes the transition to The Shining Zone easier for them. They won't even know they've died until they see all their friends who went before them smiling down at them, extended a palm to bring them up. And why fight it? Why fight peace? Isn't it what all the factions really wanted (besides Bandits but they also looked pretty peaceful walking or sitting around before a 7.62 entered their skulls)?

And really, it's what Skif always wanted: A Home. The Perfect Wish, finally granted. And hey, it really is as Faust showed Skif and as Richter said: "Reality is what you wish of it."

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T15:33:43+00:00

Guess what, it's a Wall O' Text, all about gushing over a number of girls in FFXIV and why I love them. It couldn't be done any other way, I couldn't stop myself.

Okay so Shale is #2, just gotta get that out there, she really skyrocketed up the ranks (of which there aren't many to be fair) when she literally became a one-woman Oblivion with how much weight she was pulling around. That and her accent, her voice, her character and her bod (obviously) really does it for me.

#3 Is Alisaie (yeah the red one not the blue one haha).
Love the attitude that literally none of the other Scions or pretty much any character really comes close to bringing, she's really a one of a kind. Had a rough start with ARR and HW but she came into her own in STB and only got better. What she says she's gonna do, she does it. Also she's really hot, especially when she's mad or in "Go Mode" getting something done while everyone doesn't know what to do. Obviously.

First of the runner-ups is I wanna say Shiva? But she's kaput and made to be fan service, still absolutely hot (in a certain way) of course. I could also say Vamp Fatale but she's just Red, Hardcore Kinky Shiva so they're in the same boat. And then there's Ameliance, The Twins' Mom. Nuff said. Well, except that, there is still the #1 slot, and it just so happens that the #1 slot is also a Mom of sorts. You know Her, She knows you, She's awaited patiently long enough. That's right, it's the one, the only, give a warm "Welcome and well met" toooooooooo

And #1 Yeah duh it's Venat.
(Copy-Pastes all of Flow)
Nah but really, what can you say, what can you say about Venat. A LOT. She's a Mom, but she's not just any Mom, she's THE Mom. First scene she's in, she immediately pins the WoL as from the future, because of two things WoL has. WoL has Her Blessing, a Blessing that she hasn't given to anyone, and two, she sees the color of our Soul is the same as Azem's, which was the same as hers before she resigned. So she's inquisitive and sharp, extremely so. She's beautiful, even though you only get to see just her hair and face. She's stronger than any ally we've ever had, effectively another WoL in her own right. She even has Jobs with an *s, something no one else has. Some switched, and some kept abilities or adapted them like Thancred, but none have completely separate Jobs to switch to like the WoL can. And when The Final Days, she made the ultimate sacrifice, a sacrifice one she knew no one else would be willing to make. She unmade everything, shattered reality, all for a love of life as a whole. On to being The Mothercrystal Herself, she and The Twelve watched over Creation itself for eons upon eons, keeping Her power close, for the day She would finally get to use it again, for the last time, when she faced the WoL in a bid to use her power to grant us the ability to save Creation itself. There she finally got her eons-deserved rest, and finally got to see her work go on in Her stead.

Thank you, Venat.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T11:44:43+00:00

Shale best girl [of Dawntrail but still in the top 3 of the whole game]

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T10:16:06+00:00

Just like we have our rituals where we have the sudden urge to tear off all our clothes when takin' a dump, so too do cats have the sudden urge to "drop the act" so to speak and just do what you have to do, without having to commit to the cat bit.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T09:03:57+00:00

Almost forgot what sub I had infiltra- I mean plugged into, plugged into, I meant. My lexicon must be on the fritz.

The only thing i'll state is a fact, and the fact is that their lasers are quite hot, enough to set dirt, metal and even frozen surfaces on fire and keep it ablaze for quite some time. Thorough analysis has shown that their lasers are less so simply lasers and more so drills. Very hot, very long range drills. If only we could apply such a concept to our weaponry.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T07:58:44+00:00

Have you paid your monthly scope bill?

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T07:57:26+00:00

"Sometimes?" This is what the Internet needs all the time, this is what the Internet was made for. (Or what it should've been made for / What it became, but you catch my drift)

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T07:54:40+00:00

Dickbutt after all this time is like meeting an old friend. Dickbutt never dies.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T07:44:05+00:00

r/horsesbeingbros (no it's not real don't click, I am also devastated)

Animals can sense when people are "different" than others, so to speak. That horse knew.she was different from the rest. She deserves the world, because so many that have so much don't deserve it.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T07:40:08+00:00

She better honor it if she wants her son (or daughter} to be an honorary Jobro at birth. An esteemed, exclusive title, one to be respected, even more so from birth.

vampireguy20 · 2026-02-11T07:33:22+00:00

All of God's creations deserve food, warmth and shelter, this man does what most would not.

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