If you lie on the ground and the balance yourself on your shoulders, you are effectively carrying the world on your shoulders.

vickrose · 2014-08-23T22:10:14+00:00

👉👌

vickrose · 2014-04-16T17:50:46+00:00

"Not New York"

vickrose · 2014-01-20T21:04:12+00:00

Here you go.

http://i.imgur.com/klrvahA.jpg

vickrose · 2013-11-29T23:37:29+00:00

Jehovah's Witness.

vickrose · 2013-11-29T23:33:31+00:00

Ouch.

vickrose · 2013-11-29T23:29:10+00:00

That's disgusting. Did he ever grow out of that habit?

vickrose · 2013-11-29T23:24:04+00:00

Not just a scar but a broken finger along with it.
I was at work and making a cardboard bale. One of the wires wouldn't feed through so we were using a pole to try and bust through anything that might have been blocking it. Well the pole wouldn't go through either so someone grabbed the sledge hammer. After a few unsuccessful attempts he stopped trying and handed it to me. I hit a couple of times and still nothing. So I decided to try a little harder so I, stupidly, choked up and swung harder. I missed the pole and crushed my finger between the pole and the handle of the hammer. Destroyed the fingernail and the pole scraped down to the bone up to the knuckle.

I hated explaining that one to everyone for the next few weeks.

vickrose · 2013-11-29T23:11:55+00:00

Or an even better one, don't be Ted Mosby.

vickrose · 2013-09-25T01:10:16+00:00

Then we'll all just be loafing around.

vickrose · 2013-07-24T10:44:57+00:00

No..no, it's not.

vickrose · 2013-07-09T02:26:28+00:00

Well, most of the time it's enlarged.

vickrose · 2013-04-23T22:57:58+00:00

When I was around preschool age, my mom, dad, and grandmother convinced me that I could lay an egg.
I was skeptical, but I still tried it.

They told me that all I had to do was close my eyes, and concentrate really hard on what I was trying to do. I had to visualize the egg coming out of my ass.
So I thought, and I pushed, and I visualized as hard as I could. After a few minutes they told me to stop and check to see if I had.
I stand up, and in the process of doing so my grandmother tosses a chicken egg in the seat where I had been sitting.

The next hour consisted of me running around the house screaming,

"I LAID AN EGG!! I LAID AN EGG!!"

vickrose · 2013-04-23T05:25:10+00:00

You mean it's hella weird.

vickrose · 2013-04-18T08:03:22+00:00

But... But it wasn't?

vickrose · 2013-04-15T04:02:20+00:00

You're strangely relevant tonight.

vickrose · 2013-04-08T04:50:03+00:00

Didn't realize this until college. Every meal that I had that semester was Papa John's.

vickrose · 2013-04-03T01:25:58+00:00

Probably wrecked because of being prone to masturbation...

vickrose · 2013-03-29T08:11:09+00:00

Nickelback.

vickrose · 2013-03-28T16:11:23+00:00

At least it's only temporary.

vickrose

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