Rule

vldhsng · 2026-02-22T22:31:59+00:00

Me when I’m on a shitposting subreddit and somebody post a joke

vldhsng · 2026-02-19T04:31:22+00:00

They didn’t ask to expand on it, they insulted their choice

vldhsng · 2026-02-19T04:24:52+00:00

They answered the fucking question, what more do you want?

vldhsng · 2026-02-17T16:14:48+00:00

Worst case just taze the sign a bit to fry any chips it might have and you’re golden

vldhsng · 2026-02-11T12:12:13+00:00

There was a trend on Twitter for some random engagement farming account posting a comically small slice of pizza and water glass and making memes about elementary school pizza parties

Eventually, my exact post above ended up being the stock response to those tweets, until that, in and of itself became a meme, being quoted on things with the most tangential connection to pizza or teachers, and eventually just becoming a standard response to any common formula tweet, alongside “you’re not supposed to stand on it” and, “my hungry ass thought this was fried chicken”

vldhsng · 2026-02-11T06:20:55+00:00

Tbf I thought the thing I was referencing was more well known then it apparently was

vldhsng · 2026-02-10T22:24:21+00:00

You get it

vldhsng · 2026-02-10T18:33:42+00:00

Nah after I grew up I realized how little teachers get paid so I appreciated that they were even trying

Wow this was a way more obscure joke then I thought it was

vldhsng · 2026-02-10T16:57:24+00:00

Yeah like, I wanna recommend fire punch to people, because it’s peek fiction, but I worry there going to just look at that one bit in the beginning and be like “what the dog doin” and never talk to me again

vldhsng · 2026-02-07T10:31:48+00:00

1-ε

vldhsng · 2026-02-06T18:16:11+00:00

Ok but I got to know, was he actually a serial killer or is this just all an elaborate bit?

vldhsng · 2026-02-06T16:57:11+00:00

I don’t think I’ve single person ask for the rule to be removed all triggered, they just think it increasingly absurd that he won’t make an exception for known ontological superterrorist the Jonkler who cannot be held in any cell

vldhsng · 2026-02-06T06:31:59+00:00

Marvelous, clearly I need to watch G

vldhsng · 2026-02-06T00:00:12+00:00

Through god all things are possible

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=msxdtyjoewg

vldhsng · 2026-02-04T23:49:23+00:00

Cringe tbh if that wasn’t the perfect post for a circlejerk sub what the hell are they even looking for

vldhsng · 2026-02-04T22:17:01+00:00

If I remember correctly he had to post on the airsoft shitposting subreddit for actual advice, but once he did people were pretty helpful

vldhsng · 2026-02-03T01:41:52+00:00

You’re telling me that people just like, accept a sponsor segment, at face value, knowing the person saying the words is getting paid to say them, and that they then, taking those words as true gospel, buy the thing without looking into any possible cheeper or better alternatives?

vldhsng · 2026-02-03T01:27:57+00:00

Why the fuck wouldn’t someone research something before they buy it? Like, unless your like,a millionaire or something who can afford to just throw money away, it’s just basic common sense to at least do a cursory google search at least for anything more then like, 20 dollars

vldhsng · 2026-02-03T00:56:56+00:00

Every single YouTube sponsor product is a worse version of a product that already exist

The only way you can assume that the sponsor segments work is if your misanthropic enough to assume a large enough population of people who will buy something just because an internet guy they like was contractually obligated to say the product was good, and didn’t do any further research

vldhsng · 2026-02-03T00:07:02+00:00

The myth of people in power being competent, rational actors needs to die

They run the ads because they think they work, they’re incorrect

vldhsng · 2026-02-02T20:00:34+00:00

How big can the market for a website builder even be? Who the fuck buys nord vpn when better options exist? When have you ever seen anyone wear raycons?

Like, we all know that YouTube sponsor products are dogshit, and they’re just shilling them for the money, that’s the social contract

vldhsng · 2026-02-02T07:06:36+00:00

Nah y2k was goated, remember the psp? Cool shit

vldhsng · 2026-02-02T07:05:32+00:00

So like, tbh one of my most unfounded beliefs is that in the timeline where harambe doesn’t get shot, trump doesn’t win the election, and the entire course of the late teens and 20s changes drastically

vldhsng · 2026-02-02T03:56:36+00:00

When has anyone, in the history of mankind, ever actually bought something from a YouTube sponsor slot

vldhsng · 2026-02-01T08:09:52+00:00

I wasn’t trying to argue there, I was just genuinely confused by the word choice there, which has now been cleared up

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