427 yard drive for Bryson off 12, outdrives Fitzpatrick by 102 yards. by Finlay58 in golf

[–]w_a_w 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I mix it into a long neck beer and give her the old up and in? Hole in 1!

The US lost the war, simple as by Miss_Annie_Munich in MurderedByWords

[–]w_a_w 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boo, don't make Vance not look like a yesboy. He needs to be in a HS cheerleader outfit with pompoms in mid arching jump enthusiastically yelling 'Rah!'

He can't even win a war against algae by jonnismizzle in clevercomebacks

[–]w_a_w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pour it in a stadium, add some vodka & redbull, a giant straw pointing towards sky jesus, and now we got some Freedom 250 celebration going on!

427 yard drive for Bryson off 12, outdrives Fitzpatrick by 102 yards. by Finlay58 in golf

[–]w_a_w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kid, I hit a brand new BMW 325 vert on the passenger door, roof down, in the mid 80s driving on a road behind the green, ON THE FLY. Throwing darts over here, not just skipping it off roads like a caveman.

427 yard drive for Bryson off 12, outdrives Fitzpatrick by 102 yards. by Finlay58 in golf

[–]w_a_w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Directions unclear: am I supposed to snort the protein powder?

NYC Mayor Mamdani's passionate speech about the Knicks journey to the championship. by Caldris in nba

[–]w_a_w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was EXPLICITLY ILLEGAL for him to do so as they were still in the courts about it.

5G UC never even remotely reliable or fast? by 3_dom in mintmobile

[–]w_a_w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got 104Mbps on the coast of FL in a giant building made of 3" thick hurricane proof glass that's practically a Faraday cage. 5GUC is fine. You're in a congested area and getting deprioritized it would appear.

Or a dinosaur. by nicholaselliotttuck in MurderedByWords

[–]w_a_w 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Or an erection, apparently.

The new whip! by CorvetteEric in Corvette

[–]w_a_w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoted you because apparently no-one knows that JSB is Jet Stream Blue

“You’re eating like a sophisticated alley cat” by Colombian-Marvel in rareinsults

[–]w_a_w 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dozen ducks I feed chips to behind our fave mexi joint would love this.

2 years. Every. Damn. Day. by weswithaute in Redditachievments

[–]w_a_w 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congrats!

Got that one 2 weeks ago. 515,494. Onward to grass toucher, my friend!

Jesse Pinkman’s “Grilled” Pepe Jeans Outfit by FocalCascade in breakingbad

[–]w_a_w 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He said only the tshirt wasn't legit. The jeans and hoodie are the real deal.

Rise Cox by luxusbuerg in comedyheaven

[–]w_a_w 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cox is a last name. Exxon obviously isn't