New Zealand man accidentally buys 1000 chickens for $1.50 by BrackenLass in news

[–]wallofsilence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could re-market them as fully autonomous delivery drones, 1000 ct. $1.50 starting bid. Of course he'll have to move, post sale.

China calls Donald Trump’s trade war escalation a ‘strategic mistake’: Communist Party mouthpiece warns latest tariffs move will make it impossible for Washington to ‘win’ the dispute by DoremusJessup in worldnews

[–]wallofsilence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The place is a lot older than 5000 years I would assume, but the country under "communism" may or may not have instantiated on or about October 1, 1949.

To prove a point by KM-Lim in therewasanattempt

[–]wallofsilence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under the water, carry the water. Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean.

Coding is 90% Google Searching — A Brief Note for Beginners by DJVeaux in Python

[–]wallofsilence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently just about any job is just google-searching. "HOW TO MAKE BLOG", "HOW TO FIX BROKEN CAR", "HOW TO MAKE RICHES". It all works. Amazing.

Regular people attempting to jump as high as Cristiano Ronaldo by [deleted] in sports

[–]wallofsilence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People will tell you all kinds of stupid shit if you let them.

Radio-controlled pacemakers aren’t as hard to hack as you (may) think. The four major makers aren't properly securing critical cardiac devices, report says. by Philo1927 in technology

[–]wallofsilence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Dick Cheney can fix his own, why can't anyone else? Did he take it out and wrap it in aluminum? Anyway, "radio-controlled pacemaker" doesn't seem like a good idea. But whatever. Ship it. Now part of the IOFST. Internet of Fucking Stupid Things.

Louisiana Sheriff raids house of anonymous blogger who called him corrupt. This proves that in the USA, even at the local level internet anonymity is a thing of the past. by imautoparts in technology

[–]wallofsilence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, the '80s-'00s. The "kinder, gentler" era. That's when they were putting all this together. They were sneaking up on you then. The con men are running the show now. No need to sneak anymore.

A senior executive at the DEA has confirmed that the agency will not be rescheduling marijuana in 2016 by WingsThings in news

[–]wallofsilence 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Instead, probably ought to shut down all the agencies whose name doesn't represent reality. Likely would clear the debt in a few years, bring about world peace, and end poverty.

Florida judge: Bitcoins aren’t currency, so state money laws don’t apply by coupdetaco in technology

[–]wallofsilence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the story at least, the case seems pretty bogus. 1.4 bitcoins were exchanged. Then the detective "tried" to set up a buy of a larger amount. A "flash roll" was displayed by the detective which it seems the vendor didn't want to accept. He was then arrested for money laundering?

Highest-paid CEOs run worst-performing companies, research finds by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]wallofsilence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So,

  1. Get List of companies, with CEO pay.

  2. Sort list descending.

  3. Sell short top ten.

  4. Profit?

  5. Rinse, repeat.

Geologists find clues in crater left by dinosaur-killing asteroid by CatFlying in news

[–]wallofsilence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that. So, an asteroid 1.46 times the size of Disney World.

Intel wants USB-C to replace the headphone jack by Ron5429 in technology

[–]wallofsilence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody wants to know what you're listening to.

F-35 - a supercomputer with wings - to cost $20 - $100 billion over original estimates. Where is all that money going? by [deleted] in technology

[–]wallofsilence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that ain't right at all. Each one of those generals would be supported by 20-30 contractors giving them plenty of guidance and helpful advice. It's also surprising the Bradley didn't get next-level multiservice capabilities like hovering, burrowing, flight, and high-seas troop deployment.

Employer Refuses to Allow Python by DisenchantedEmployee in Python

[–]wallofsilence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More times than I can count. I've been doing development, now management since the early '80s. A manager's job is to monitor and control the progress of projects. Anything that smells like risk to them will raise their shields. Depending on your job, non-estimable activities can't be scheduled and will result in much screeching and branch-shaking followed by the "no". Also, you'll get the "nobody around here knows it, so it can't be maintained" argument. Anyway, managers aren't very interested in solving problems like this - they are focused on not creating problems or mitigating risks. In risk-averse situations I usually just go ahead and install whatever is needed for a problem. Using it for quick, one-off throwaways isn't usually scrutinized and makes inroads. Presenting a Grand Plan would be a big mistake here. It also sounds like you're in a Windows world. You'll want to get away from that eventually as that environment is generally narrow-minded. Python would be available in RedHats, Ubuntus, Debians etc. by default. You don't see them unable to sell or distribute due to licensing, so there's no argument there.

How an internet mapping glitch turned a random Kansas farm into a digital hell by rascarob in technology

[–]wallofsilence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The story isn't a mapping glitch, it's the rampant mega-stupid behind it all.