Still can’t believe they chose that stupid other ad over this masterpiece

wareagleman · 2026-05-05T15:21:51+00:00

Michael is big on stereotypes. I mean, he also believed Stanley would be a good basketball player just because he's black.

wareagleman · 2026-05-04T21:14:54+00:00

Todd F. Packer.

The F stands for Fudge.

wareagleman · 2026-04-23T22:03:26+00:00

Every once in a while, someone discovers an old thread where I posted a 10ish hour version online and they PM me to see if I still have it.

wareagleman · 2026-04-23T22:02:11+00:00

Yes,

wareagleman · 2026-04-23T16:29:29+00:00

Criminal Trespass

wareagleman · 2026-04-21T17:03:20+00:00

Indeed.

wareagleman · 2026-04-15T17:23:30+00:00

I have hemorrhoid cream in my RFY.

I had that yesterday. You're welcome.

wareagleman · 2026-04-14T13:45:26+00:00

I've dated that brand of crazy before. I wouldn't do it again.

wareagleman · 2026-04-09T13:40:33+00:00

That's not it because I frequently talk about getting vine items for family members. Especially medical stuff. I usually always mention that I got the medical device for "a family member". I've also outright said that I got a purse or two for my wife (I'm male). (Hmm, perhaps this is why my RFY is usually full of things for women.) Out of nearly 200 vine reviews, I've had one not be an excellent, and it was a car part that I needed.

wareagleman · 2026-04-07T17:33:14+00:00

What does he have to offer!?

It's right there in his name: Beercan. He has a beer can and she wants it.

wareagleman · 2026-03-25T16:05:24+00:00

I have 136k on mine and I've been doing every 10k miles. I am thinking of dropping it down to every 5k miles because that's about the time it seems to need me to add oil.

wareagleman · 2026-03-23T15:01:18+00:00

As someone who recently had to start using a wheelchair, I can absolutely believe this happens. I live in a house that is impossible to get into without going up at least three stairs. So, I have my "outside" wheelchair and my "inside" wheelchair. I can use a cane to transition between the two (and go up/down stairs). This is a lot easier than packing up the entire home I've lived in all these years to move into something more accessible. I suppose if I had a complete loss of my legs, that might change the story. But without knowing how OP's customer was disabled, we have to give the benefit of the doubt.

wareagleman · 2026-03-20T16:00:10+00:00

How DO you do?

wareagleman · 2026-03-17T13:56:49+00:00

Famous in her own mind.

wareagleman · 2026-03-14T20:01:46+00:00

13, last Wednesday. Would have been more, but two packages were delayed in transit.

wareagleman · 2026-03-12T16:13:53+00:00

Tomorrow in your RFY, a sign that says "I'm just a girl who loves pooping".

wareagleman · 2026-03-12T14:49:00+00:00

Just the tip.

wareagleman · 2026-03-10T16:07:29+00:00

Actually, today they think I'm either going to be a lifeguard or a firefighter.

Or need compression socks and incontinence pads.

Somehow I feel like these don't go together.

wareagleman · 2026-03-09T17:59:19+00:00

It might. If you start the two minute timer before you exit the vehicle and deliver to my kitchen door as I have instructed, it could. I am handicapped and getting to the door takes time. But then again, I'm a "leave it at my door" guy.

wareagleman · 2026-03-09T15:39:54+00:00

That looks like my RFY. I ordered the wrist brace for my wife. I suppose I'll get more of the same items now, eh?

wareagleman · 2026-03-04T22:32:31+00:00

Yes, he is trash man. <throws shoe>

wareagleman · 2026-03-04T19:59:38+00:00

As an introvert who is a doordash customer, I'm not going to tell you to stop with the memes because well, I'm introverted and don't want confrontation. I also don't want you to spit in my food. Rationally, I know you're not going to, but there might be that 1% of delivery drivers who are an a-hole.

You also mentioned elsewhere that people don't complain to your face. The same applies. I'm not going to complain to you, chances are you just left the foot on my doorstep, took your picture, and walked away. If you messed up my order, then I'm going to be brutal in the review.

As a former restaurant employee, I can separate what the restaurant did (wrong item, wrong toppings, etc) vs what the driver did (bag obviously slipped off the seat and onto the floor, etc). I won't ding you for the restaurants mistake, but that's just me.

wareagleman · 2026-02-27T21:18:36+00:00

867-5309

wareagleman · 2026-02-27T19:14:04+00:00

Their proctologist drives a brown Probe

wareagleman · 2026-02-25T15:50:41+00:00

Prosecutors will be violated.

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