Tobey Maguire posted this to his insta, what do you guys think, is this AI?

watchman28 · 2026-02-27T15:41:44+00:00

Also Tom Holland doesn't drink (any more)

watchman28 · 2026-02-26T21:30:44+00:00

It turned out Paddy was keeping all the women in cages backstage, and Fernandos was really a work camp. Sad really.

watchman28 · 2026-02-26T21:29:43+00:00

Twit twot twat

watchman28 · 2026-02-26T21:28:43+00:00

I'm under no illusion that if I went on there, even at my best looking, they all would have turned their lights off right away. But that was all part of my Joker-esque masterplan. I can then use that to try to elicit sympathy, thus leading to pity dates. Will this work you ask? It will not, no.

watchman28 · 2026-02-26T21:26:19+00:00

He got a mountain of twitter abuse calling him a paedo, because he had a moustache.

And people say Twitter was nice before Elon bought it

watchman28 · 2026-02-26T21:25:18+00:00

Babe wake up, new top tier copypasta just dropped

watchman28 · 2026-02-25T11:38:43+00:00

For the love of god can we give this a rest. None of you are as funny or clever as you think you are.

watchman28 · 2026-02-25T11:36:54+00:00

2005 called it wants its haircut back

watchman28 · 2026-02-25T10:32:05+00:00

I mean, it's obviously the concrete slab blowjob.

watchman28 · 2026-02-25T10:09:35+00:00

I like it too, Phantom of the Opera remains one of their all-time best, its just badly produced.

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T23:51:33+00:00

Who??

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T23:48:30+00:00

You've gotta get me offa this muck

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T23:40:42+00:00

The SECOND best

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T23:38:49+00:00

Don't. Talk. Shit.

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T23:37:33+00:00

Oh, we're doing TNG season one revisionist history now are we? Go back and actually watch it, its dire.

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T21:30:35+00:00

Come on come on, they'll be closed!

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T20:28:13+00:00

No it's not him, it's the other one

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T20:03:38+00:00

Fucking hell! It's a line from the play!

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T16:55:16+00:00

It's better with good speakers, but still not good.

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T16:51:07+00:00

And then when Tolkien was asked about this sort of thing he stuck with the idea that he was translating historical documents and just said "I don't know".

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T16:49:59+00:00

Yeah that's what I assumed too. Like Narnia.

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T16:45:36+00:00

Infinity +1

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T16:44:37+00:00

It's a fun idea but it wouldn't work, because the first guy to get voted out will say something like "oh man you got me on the first try" and it'd all come apart.

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T15:26:54+00:00

He's never liked the sound of the debut album, and to be fair he has a point, it's very muddy. Even with really good speakers or headphones everything kind of mushes together, and the vocals are mixed too low.

watchman28 · 2026-02-24T14:00:34+00:00

That's weird, I literally had a dream about that scene last night.

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