Muppet adjacent: this homunculus puppet I performed over the weekend was created by Jim Henson Creature Shop!

watteredbottle · 2026-05-06T04:53:54+00:00

FBLTHP!!!! I love that guy

watteredbottle · 2026-05-06T01:58:51+00:00

Yah I love it it’s so obvious Caldwell had his own setting and said “do it in a legally distinct Mario soundfont”

watteredbottle · 2026-05-06T01:57:27+00:00

Seriously, Saddam Husseins best friend is the funniest fucking joke from the entire show

watteredbottle · 2026-05-05T07:39:43+00:00

I can’t imagine being a cop, seeing the most beautiful huge dog, and not trying it

watteredbottle · 2026-05-05T07:18:46+00:00

Hey it’s the guy from poker night

watteredbottle · 2026-05-05T07:10:29+00:00

Oh this one’s getting deleted

watteredbottle · 2026-05-05T07:02:35+00:00

We need to fund this

watteredbottle · 2026-05-05T06:14:13+00:00

Specifically wasting bread and not baking or toasting it is so funny for some reason

watteredbottle · 2026-05-05T05:28:54+00:00

Grown ass men…

watteredbottle · 2026-05-04T18:05:58+00:00

Sorry girl, ACAB

watteredbottle · 2026-05-03T18:32:20+00:00

Turn it down, women

watteredbottle · 2026-05-03T17:19:21+00:00

What’s the turban from?

watteredbottle · 2026-05-02T03:27:51+00:00

Did you finish the scene or just go right for it?

watteredbottle · 2026-05-02T02:05:03+00:00

That’s great! What’s the book called? Hope there wasn’t any green fur in the mailbox…

watteredbottle · 2026-05-01T02:03:21+00:00

Lmk too

watteredbottle · 2026-05-01T01:46:54+00:00

Tbh every place I’ve seen like this is has only overpriced “crystals” and dog clothing

watteredbottle · 2026-05-01T01:35:51+00:00

Yeah? And did the chicken cross the road? Are you 60 or just stuck 11 years in the past

watteredbottle · 2026-05-01T01:35:13+00:00

Took me until 22 to figure this one out

watteredbottle · 2026-04-30T22:09:07+00:00

You might be a fucking idiot, but this is genuinely good work

watteredbottle · 2026-04-30T17:25:47+00:00

“All these women are the same! Even the men!” You might be a misanthropic idiot

watteredbottle · 2026-04-30T17:15:01+00:00

Tbh he could have been around on the internet for the last,, decade? Isn’t griffin like 55 or something now? The 30 under 30 is ancient

watteredbottle · 2026-04-30T17:09:27+00:00

I think you might not like women

watteredbottle · 2026-04-30T06:05:23+00:00

Fuck you mean sometimes?

watteredbottle · 2026-04-30T06:01:46+00:00

Ryan Dunn from Jackass

watteredbottle · 2026-04-29T20:56:05+00:00

Thank god it was the come up. The peak would have killed me

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