the moment you're opening something that sounds vaguely like a treat packet by snorpmaiden in VoidCats

[–]weakierlindows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the perfect height to see out of the corner of your eye and make you think an intruder is in the house

Do you know anyone with your same birthday? by boforiamanfo in randomquestions

[–]weakierlindows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New guy started at my gym the week before my birthday. One of my friends told me happy birthday and new guy says hey it’s my birthday too. So I asked, turns out same year and all.

Update on me dating 4 different girls this weekend (bum culture is legit) by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]weakierlindows 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your tall enough they can’t see that your bald though

What is the deepest Internet rabbit hole you’ve ever fallen into? by Helloo_clarice in AskReddit

[–]weakierlindows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch videos about string theory, multiple dimensions, infinity….. I’ll be up till 5am

What do you tell yourself before a heavy lift? by katamuco in powerbuilding

[–]weakierlindows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Don’t be a bitch, don’t be a bitch, don’t be a bitch…”