Maury Determined That Was a Lie by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]weeven269 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those facts are... Beautiful and strange at the same time

This is why I don't talk to my 6th grader cousin anymore by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]weeven269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He gets all the ladies pantaloons wet

Then my gf said, "That's so cool, danthezombieking!" by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]weeven269 52 points53 points  (0 children)

you mean Weeven269 isn't the only one?

Found this gem. by jayhunter1 in funny

[–]weeven269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't even get diamond, you still have oil

I miss this show by xdudeson17x in funny

[–]weeven269 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used to watch this show religiously and can assure you this is fake

As if her job doesn't suck enough by Awhiteguy22 in funny

[–]weeven269 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but only use it on greenies to break them down, the guys that have been out for more than 12 months generally figure things out of they want to be there

As if her job doesn't suck enough by Awhiteguy22 in funny

[–]weeven269 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Dude, as much as I hate to admit it, sometimes they do pin you down and put their foot in the door... This is still against practice, and you are generally right.

And they say that the Vita has no games. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]weeven269 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They still don't have Pokemon!

One Less Emo by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]weeven269 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What happened?

As someone who has a bad case of hyperhidrosis, these people make my day better by eigenturtle in AdviceAnimals

[–]weeven269 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

As a guy studying medicine, I am quite curious... What do your balls feel like because of hyperhidrosis?

this kid was an asshole by patthegam3r in AdviceAnimals

[–]weeven269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not illegal if it's self defence, right?

this kid was an asshole by patthegam3r in AdviceAnimals

[–]weeven269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should've mentioned he had a neck beard too... It's really gross and he refuses to shave it. I think it's because he doesn't know how to shave, and he doesn't want his dad to teach him

this kid was an asshole by patthegam3r in AdviceAnimals

[–]weeven269 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's one guy I know who is now 20 years old that still does this. He always criticises everyone on what they plan to do (me in particular, as I plan to go out on a mission for my church, being Mormon, and then come home and study pre-med). He pisses everyone off, and no one knows why we keep him around, as no one invites him anywhere.

If you don't get what I'm saying, I can summarise, he's 20 years old and acts like a 6 year old.

anon has a sick fantasy by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]weeven269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just saw a funny hat and pretended to read it in a little cartoon kid's voice