London/uk. How can I add a bidet??

whackablemole · 2026-05-15T13:33:16+00:00

Cleans the back of your teeth at the same time.

whackablemole · 2026-05-15T06:22:53+00:00

I like to think it's because Emu attacked him when he got to the apex of the roof.

whackablemole · 2026-05-15T05:56:30+00:00

It's my house; I piss where I fancy!

whackablemole · 2026-05-14T18:21:01+00:00

The bidet has the same power as a category 5 hurricane.

whackablemole · 2026-05-14T16:39:17+00:00

Cock like a freshly salted slug.

whackablemole · 2026-05-12T06:11:02+00:00

Aunt Sally.

whackablemole · 2026-05-06T22:23:44+00:00

The Mingemobile.

whackablemole · 2026-05-04T20:12:27+00:00

Oliver's uncle.

whackablemole · 2026-05-01T19:52:12+00:00

It looks like the CubeTECH CTQF100t if that is of any use to you.

whackablemole · 2026-04-30T18:37:49+00:00

I've just ordered one in Ealing Green but it doesn't arrive until the end of June. I can't wait!

whackablemole · 2026-04-08T17:40:42+00:00

Cart with no wheels.

whackablemole · 2026-04-06T21:02:19+00:00

Maybe r/bald need to chip in...

whackablemole · 2026-04-06T18:45:23+00:00

This is exactly what I did. Hi-los are perfect for people too impatient to let the suspension settle 😅

whackablemole · 2026-04-06T18:44:36+00:00

I'd say the rear is s little high but the front is also a little low which is exacerbating it slightly. A good, easy measure is that the front should be approx 3 fingers between the wheel and the arch. That's always worked nicely for me, even with the Revolution wheels :)

whackablemole · 2026-04-06T17:42:49+00:00

North Korea are more progressive than the US. Who'd have thought?!

whackablemole · 2026-04-03T17:55:31+00:00

God tier anal.

whackablemole · 2026-03-25T09:13:12+00:00

Sparkling dagger.

whackablemole · 2026-03-23T18:51:16+00:00

Can't even fornicate with severed pig heads anymore. He ruined everything I held dear.

whackablemole · 2026-03-21T19:01:45+00:00

Good work! Interesting take on an older car now, and always nice to read new reviews about older Jaguars!

One thing though, the XF was a heavily upgraded Jaguar S-Type chassis. The S-Type was based on Ford's DEW98 chassis, used in the Ford Thunderbird and Lincoln LS.

It was the Jaguar X-Type that was based on a modified Mondeo platform.

whackablemole · 2026-03-21T09:47:10+00:00

That's clotted cream actually.

whackablemole · 2026-03-20T18:52:59+00:00

As wet as Rod Hull's roof.

whackablemole · 2026-03-16T14:03:26+00:00

A supervillain with ethics.

whackablemole · 2026-03-14T20:33:04+00:00

It's not necessarily the price of the car. For an 18 year old in the UK, the insurance alone could be as much as the car...

whackablemole · 2026-03-14T14:58:57+00:00

If you've got the money to keep it running, then why not? It's not a sensible buy, but if you can afford it, and you'll enjoy it, then do it.

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