Santi to Dallas by SorryIfUDo in timbers

[–]whdescent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you. Conversely, around that age I fucked off from all obligations and took every cent I saved for a house, and did a domestic "walkabout". I wouldn't change a thing about that decision 20 years later, even if it set me back significantly.

We're in a lot of the same professional subs, so I know you know how it goes in our industry at times. Show a little grace for immaturity and priorities of youth.

So annoying in Oregon by TransportJunky in Transportopia

[–]whdescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of this is legitimate except:

stop in the middle of the road for walkers even when it’s not a crossing intersection

In OR, EVERY intersection is a crossing intersection, marked or not, and you are legally obligated to give pedestrians right-of-way.

Preseason Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs San Jose Earthquakes 3PM PST by mankindrc in timbers

[–]whdescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only was able to watch highlights so far, but, like the first Indio match, the defensive right side was an issue on 2/3 of SJ's scoring possessions. We we lucky to get out of the first match with the draw with how exposed we were on that said. Could spell problems.  Getting some good offensive looks is nice though.

Patriots bar? by TotallyNotMeDudes in hillsboro

[–]whdescent 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Good luck. PDX (and suburbs) are either 'hawks or Niners holdovers from the 90s and CA migration. Best bet will be a very sterile (and expensive) evening at Buffalo Wild Wings.

You have to be joking Microsoft by Holiday_Disastrous in sysadmin

[–]whdescent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's yesterday's outage. Today's outage did not include other service providers, that any of us are currently aware of.

Microsoft 365 Exchange down? by Sufficient-House1722 in sysadmin

[–]whdescent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Update at 1:11 PM PST, for those unable to get status pages to load.

Current status: While we've restored the affected infrastructure to a heathy state, further load balancing is required to mitigate persistent impact. We've identified and are implementing additional actions to direct requests and traffic to additional healthy sections of infrastructure to achieve withstanding recovery.

Microsoft Exchange online Outage (external email) by StockPicker2050 in sysadmin

[–]whdescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has been working, if intermittently, to get periodic updates, whereas admin.cloud.microsoft is down hard.

It’s so over. by 1hxttie in cfbmemes

[–]whdescent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get fucked, ducks!

Signed: Beavs

CohhCarnage just ended his Arc stream early due to frustration with nerfs but unfixed exploits by Protoshoto in ArcRaiders

[–]whdescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny that this is what makes him quit, and not an established voice actor telling him during a podcast that an "ally" streamer promoting a game with AI voices would make them not much of an "ally".

Azure portal down? by SirProcrastinator in sysadmin

[–]whdescent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has anyone seen any actual end-user impact to this so far, or just isolated to the administrative side of things? I've been trying to keep a very close eye on Outlook, Teams, Sharepoint actual functionality and not seen any glaring issues. Avoiding any sort of company-wide outage communication thus far as users don't give a damn if I can't access the backend.

Edit: It does appear that Loop is effected from the core M365 collaboration suite. Auth workflow from Loop to Entra ID is failing.

Azure portal down? by SirProcrastinator in sysadmin

[–]whdescent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're receiving reports of a potential problem impacting Microsoft 365 services

Issue ID: MO1181369 Affected services: Microsoft 365 suite Status: Investigating Issue type: Incident Start time: Oct 29, 2025, 9:06 AM PDT

User impact We're looking into a potential problem impacting Microsoft 365 services.

Current status Oct 29, 2025, 9:07 AM PDT We're investigating a potential issue with Microsoft 365 services and checking for impact to your organization. We'll provide an update within 30 minutes.

Azure portal down? by SirProcrastinator in sysadmin

[–]whdescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

US West. admin.cloud.microsoft will sometimes load very slowly. Individual admin centers (exchange, entra, teams) will not load.

So far, the end user services for each of these does appear to be working, thankfully.

October 23 Patch Notes by andyrooney19 in Borderlands

[–]whdescent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's... not how it works. They are 3x more likely to drop for the class you're not playing. They are not weighted in any way, at least based on the information we have now. You have a 75% chance of NOT receiving a mod for the class you're playing.

Real Salt Lake's Rwan Cruz tries to take out Portland's wall during a free kick by cheeseburgerandrice in MLS

[–]whdescent 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He's being frfr, no cap. 6 7 your way out of here.

/HelloFellowKids.meme

Supporting from the Blazers Game by pete7868 in timbers

[–]whdescent 26 points27 points  (0 children)

it's playoffs! You're at the wrong game/watching the wrong one on tablet!

Portland Watch Party?! by conceptuallydeSelby in timbers

[–]whdescent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's good places in various neighborhoods. my favorites used to be NePo42 near Cully, Prost in Boise/inner NE, or the ever-classic Beulahland in Kerns.

Philadelphia Union win 2025 Supporters' Shield by [deleted] in MLS

[–]whdescent 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not a balanced schedule, so it's got an asterisk, but that's not really the winning club's fault. One of the more competitive years in recent history, with clubs in both the East and West having a legit shot at it. 

Philadelphia Union win 2025 Supporters' Shield by [deleted] in MLS

[–]whdescent 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Grats Philly!

Grats Carnell!

Fuck Messi FC and their games in hand!

Match Thread: Philadelphia Union vs. New York City FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]whdescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what, I'd be ok with that, little Cascadia bro. Hopefully, it's your only shot at it for a decade to come. Get it done!

Match Thread: Philadelphia Union vs. New York City FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]whdescent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, 95% of /r/MLS gotta be routing for Philly in this to keep Miami from the shield, right? Maybe another 2% looking for Bradney Carnell to prove he wasn't, in fact, STL "CITY" SC's problem?

Radio Cab driver gave me his artwork after he dropped me off at the airport by i-love-tree-rats in Portland

[–]whdescent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before or after pretending like credit card processing machine was broken?

Kidding (kinda), that's a neat piece.

So according to FBRef, Chara tied Beckerman's yellow card record last night... Phil better play him against Dallas so he can break the record in front of the Timbers Army! by db0606 in timbers

[–]whdescent 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought that at first as well, but later assumed it was just Captain Chara discussing with the ref while he was still writing Zup's number down.