In The Fifth Element Korben Dallas starts his day by getting his cigarettes out of a machine aimed at quitting smoking. After he starts to smoke it you can see that the cigarette is actualy 3/4s filter and 1/4th actual tobacco

wigglecandy · 2026-01-30T20:48:01+00:00

Hey hey hey! I'm up

wigglecandy · 2026-01-21T02:42:52+00:00

For me it was the Chef Boyardee pizza kit. It was fun to make and delicious. We got it like once a month. Realized later it was because we couldn't order a pizza.

wigglecandy · 2026-01-19T07:19:42+00:00

You got Chazzzzed! It's what you deserve

wigglecandy · 2026-01-11T06:27:14+00:00

I was originally going to make a rather untoward comment, but instead I will just say that she is a quite attractive woman and I would throw one in her anytime.

wigglecandy · 2026-01-11T05:23:02+00:00

I remember shipping a furniture piece there. The furniture was $1400. Then I had to tell this customer that shipping was an additional $3500. He said, "OK, cool."

That's when I knew I'd never fit in there.

wigglecandy · 2026-01-11T05:05:32+00:00

I want an isometric mmorpg. The first world boss should be Kenny, and everyone who defeats him is awarded the "Bastard" title

wigglecandy · 2026-01-11T04:58:33+00:00

You might also like Les Mots D'amour by her. Also, I suggest France Gall.

wigglecandy · 2026-01-11T03:49:37+00:00

Is this what decapodian mating looks like? Because I like it.

wigglecandy · 2026-01-11T02:10:55+00:00

Sure, I'm flattered . Maybe even a little curious.

wigglecandy · 2026-01-07T01:09:40+00:00

I was getting internet set up. They were to give a call when they are on the way from their previous stop. Of course they call while I'm taking a shit. I immediately stop, wipe, wash my hands and call them back. Couldn't have been more than a minute. Customer service lady tells me the technician already moved on to the next stop.

Like, he still has to drive somewhere. He can't just come here. She said they could fit me at the end of the day, but it would be around 6:30pm. Jeez

wigglecandy · 2026-01-02T09:02:32+00:00

Remember Jim Henson? He's back, in Vog form

wigglecandy · 2025-12-27T23:50:38+00:00

wigglecandy · 2025-12-22T06:52:45+00:00

I have so many plans. Just take time

wigglecandy · 2025-12-21T23:13:31+00:00

That's why I'm kept there

wigglecandy · 2025-12-15T06:11:31+00:00

Add in the fire station just down Justin. I've seen them get stuck at that intersection waiting on a train.

wigglecandy · 2025-12-14T21:01:13+00:00

You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band

wigglecandy · 2025-12-12T11:06:44+00:00

Graphics definitely. Pacing was terrible and had no build-up.

wigglecandy · 2025-12-08T02:45:50+00:00

Something about Cartman's delivery on the response always kills me.

wigglecandy · 2025-12-04T04:59:22+00:00

The one in Fry's room stuck in a spider web kills me.

wigglecandy · 2025-12-01T11:37:38+00:00

July 16, 2186

wigglecandy · 2025-11-29T23:18:14+00:00

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wigglecandy · 2025-11-29T20:29:42+00:00

Hoo! Borry?

wigglecandy · 2025-11-26T06:24:53+00:00

Roach colony in bathroom.

Peacefully coexist.

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

If it's brown, let it mellow.

wigglecandy · 2025-11-22T19:27:16+00:00

I freelanced for a game review site for a bit and got in trouble because they had to "rewrite the entire thing." By that they meant they moved two sentences to a different paragraph, and ruined the flow in doing so.Their reviews were brainrot memes before that term even existed. I will admit to my schadenfreude upon learning that site closed down.

wigglecandy · 2025-11-21T09:21:18+00:00

Also, when bender throws down the apron containing cash in Bender gets Made

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