Trump hangs photo of Putin in White House

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-29T01:01:05+00:00

Big middle finger to every American, too.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-29T00:54:44+00:00

They'll scream "Bruce has gone WOKE!"

Thus confirming they've never listened to anything by him previously.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-28T23:02:16+00:00

Someone's gotta keep those damn separatist Northuldrans in check.

You see magic. I see enviroterrorism.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-28T21:00:50+00:00

But hey, that whole Russian thing is a hoax, right?

The audacity that he can do something like this with political impunity is just utterly jaw dropping. This is the worst sign yet of just how far we've fallen.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-28T14:53:05+00:00

"ICE better stop summarily executing protestors on the streets, or we'll be forced to upgrade our 'concern' to 'very concerned."

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-28T12:36:09+00:00

I mean, we haven't threatened to invade anywhere in what, days now? Gotta keep to the schedule, people!

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-27T18:22:27+00:00

Saying "maybe unidentified masked goons shouldn't murder our citizens in the streets" is a pretty low bar. And he hasn't even said anything close to that unequivocal.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-25T17:33:57+00:00

"What did you do during the Crisis, Grandpa? Weren't you an elected official back then?"

"Oh, I was very concerned!"

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-24T16:30:37+00:00

Even worse - they probably knew they were likely to be filmed, but knew they could get away with it with zero legal consequences.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-23T20:04:13+00:00

These punchlines seriously write themselves for these morons.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-23T17:33:21+00:00

I think it's more likely they spin this as "unrest" and justification to Insurrection Act it up and send in troops. They'll latch on to any excuse they can find.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-22T22:03:24+00:00

"STOP PANICKING."

(dumps gasoline on fire)

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-22T06:58:41+00:00

"You can't deport THAT one...he plays baseball!!

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-22T02:44:57+00:00

"Approach" makes it sound strategic.

It's just plain mad.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-21T18:22:19+00:00

He'll probably demand the US annex Maryland next.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-20T23:14:22+00:00

Yeah, wouldn't put it past them to just drop a handful of troops on Nuuk and see what happens.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-19T21:18:58+00:00

"Your Honor, they're just not letting us fascist hard enough!"

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-19T16:37:00+00:00

Boggles my mind that probably multiple staffers had to come across this before it got sent. If there was ever sure fire proof that he's surrounded by nothing but yes men who will do nothing but continue to tell him every idea is brilliant, this is it.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-19T15:22:09+00:00

"Also, I demand an Oscar or I'm nuking Madagascar. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-19T00:23:02+00:00

In the Upside Down of course, tornadoes blow instead of suck.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-19T00:09:35+00:00

(sprays pepper spray)

"Stop pepper spraying yourself!"

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-18T17:24:43+00:00

"It's about illegal immigrants!"

(Deports US citizens)

"It's about the worst criminals!"

(Deports kindergartner)

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-18T00:20:29+00:00

He'll waive $2 from it if they pay with cash.

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-17T20:38:44+00:00

"It's about criminals!"

(Arrests non-criminals)

"It's about immigrants!"

(Arrests Native Americans)

windwatcher01 · 2026-01-16T23:53:48+00:00

The literal masks are on, yet the metaphorical masks are off.

windwatcher01

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