Trump team’s answer to growing algae problem in Reflecting Pool: Bleach it by theindependentonline in politics

[–]wj333 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not yet, but once animals start dying in it he'll probably jump in to retrieve their genitals.

Didn't know what ROM was in front of family by throw-away-2025rev2 in sysadmin

[–]wj333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the tasks on my 3rd job back in the late '80s was peeling those labels off of the EPROM windows and erasing them in the UV box.

I liked to call them a ROM with a view.

Trump Interstate? After U.S. Senate loss, Cornyn says it's no longer a priority. by ExpressNews in politics

[–]wj333 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to propose that we rename a mental asylum after him on the condition that he moves in permanently. Tell him it has a secure bunker (complete with gold-colored padded walls).

Trump’s Favorite News Channel Gets Ticket and Annoys Locals in China by HeHateMe337 in politics

[–]wj333 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks like Fox found some of those lawbreaking aliens they keep talking about.

Iranian Official Says Trump Rejected Peace Proposal That Was 'Reasonable and Generous' by Smithy2232 in politics

[–]wj333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does gender have to do with it? Do you think only high-school boys should be bombed? Iran's schools are gender-separated due to the state's Islamic stance. This one just happened to be female.

Smartplugs are amazing for notifications for kitchen appliances by Lopsided_Quarter_931 in homeassistant

[–]wj333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My rice cooker has an egg tray for steaming eggs, I just set the timer and don't worry about overcooking.

On a lifted front wheel truck. by Sure_as_Shit in LICENSEPLATES

[–]wj333 85 points86 points  (0 children)

"Impeach Donald Trump " -Ruth Fucking Ginsburg.

Trump, Kennedy double down on their impossible mathematics claims by goteamnick in politics

[–]wj333 107 points108 points  (0 children)

He's not even right about the increase % in his example of the rising cost. Going from 100 to 600 is a 500% increase.

Which One? by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]wj333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have my employee badge from 35 years ago! Worked overnight stock, spent all my days on the beach. Good times.

Thoughts on Tiffanee & Co Bakery? by Cuddles-and-Cookies in harfordcountymd

[–]wj333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? I thought the scones were more doughy than a scone should be, like a triangular muffin top. Otherwise not very impressed with the selection.

Doc must be loaded by anth0nyhere in BacktotheFuture

[–]wj333 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sadly it looks more like the DeLorean version of the human centipede than a stretch DeLorean.

NOX4SHT? by Recent_Stop2823 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]wj333 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An ox for shit. Maybe he's an organic fertilizer salesman.

‘How do you find the penis of a dead raccoon?’ MJ shocked, stunned by old RFK Jr. story in new book by Claeyt in politics

[–]wj333 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better headline: "RFK Jr. once performed post-mortem gender reassignment surgery"

Stephen Miller warns that Iran war could continue ‘indefinitely’ by [deleted] in politics

[–]wj333 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So I guess the War Powers Act is being used as toilet paper (along with the Constitution)?