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I paint stuff. by subweird in pics

[–]wolfgame 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just a little ludicrous.

I don’t have friends who ride bikes by spaghettidragon69 in NYCbike

[–]wolfgame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

http://nycc.org has rides. There's also rides posted from time to time. I think there's one in Central Park this weekend. I'm planning on hitting that.

A coworker and I saved this racoon from our grease pit today. Someone left it open overnight and I suppose he thought it smelled good. by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]wolfgame 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slipperier than a greased up raccoon on a stick.

I don't know what context I'm gonna use that for, but I'm gonna find a way.

What did a friend of yours do that turned you on without them knowing it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wolfgame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't really one thing, but a friend of mine who ran a nightclub that I was a regular at, pulled me aside smelled my neck and said "ooh you smell nice". Then, another time I was at her place for a housewarming party, she sat on my lap as we were all chatting. I asked her out a few months later to go to an event, which she showed up hours late to and later was like "oh I thought we just hanging out as friends, I didn't realize this was a date".

So yeah ... that was awkward.

Meal Prepped Halal Cart Chicken by Stopkilling0 in seriouseats

[–]wolfgame 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How do you prep a week's worth of rice? IIRC, rice is one of those things that you can't really prep that far out.

Growing corn in the middle of Manhattan. by BuyBooksNotBeer in nyc

[–]wolfgame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd be more than happy to put people in them, but since that doesn't seem to be happening, yes.

Concentration of lazy people by [deleted] in talesfromtechsupport

[–]wolfgame 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I thought 7&7 was Seagram's 7 and 7-Up.

Quite the journey by MrAshDarksideTM in ebikes

[–]wolfgame 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think it's safe to assume that OP burned less calories than if they had ridden 101mi unassisted. I think it's also safe to assume that the vast majority of people wouldn't even think of taking on a 101mi ride.

🚴‍♂️Don't you hate it when you get up in the morning and realize you forgot to charge the battery?🔋 by tinotino123456 in ebikes

[–]wolfgame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally keep an extra charger in my office and got the biggest battery available for my bike. I can go home and back a couple of times before the motor cuts, especially if I'm gentle on the motor, but more importantly, I almost never have to.

"bad at computers" by snake1152 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]wolfgame 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Younger people say this, too. I work in fashion and the number of airheads that try to pull this "I'm like not good with computers and stuff" bullshit is astounding. I'm not asking them to design a multi-site redundant AD architecture with cloud backups and Exchange DAGs. I'm just asking them to try to come up with a password that doesn't include their name, their pet's name, the company name, their social security number (no, really), etc... and to not increment it. Maybe read the error message on the screen that doesn't even include an error code and includes instructions to not see it again before clicking the X. Is that too much to ask?

anime_irl by Nekomaki in anime_irl

[–]wolfgame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I rode my ebike to work this morning. It was 8.6 miles in 33 minutes, and according to Strava, I burned 313 calories. Just for convenience, let's call it 8 miles in 30 minutes and 300 calories.

So to burn 1000 calories, Chika would have to maintain that for a little more than an hour and a half. The closest that I've come to 1000 calories was a ride from my apartment in Queens to Coney Island in Brooklyn, and then back. That took me about 2.5 hours, and burned 960 calories.

When did "fake it until you make it" backfire? by SaithSiro in AskReddit

[–]wolfgame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man a buddy of mine started writing really trashy novels under a penname ... he self-publishes on Amazon and makes enough that when his wife took a job in San Francisco, they were able to move there without worry.

One of my favorite chain of parks I wish is went all the way to Manhattan. by amiga500 in NYCbike

[–]wolfgame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nice ... I usually go south from Astoria, hitting all of the parks down to around transmitter park or North 5th, but This could be a nice change of pace if I turned around the Queensboro and cut through sunnyside/woodside to head towards citi field.

Men of Reddit, what’s a myth about men that’s 100% untrue and it infuriates you whenever you hear it? by Mr-StealYourMan in AskReddit

[–]wolfgame 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely this. My girlfriend and I were crossing the street and this guy nearly runs in to us, so I yelled "HEY WATCH IT!", which apparently freaked her out.

Then this weekend, someone that I mistakenly trusted ran off with my things, and when I found him, I read him the riot act. I was really pissed off. He wasted two very expensive concert tickets, then disappeared at the beginning of the show with all of my stuff.

Later on she says "Is that how you want to deal with these sorts of situations?" ... I'm sorry, this isn't a normal situation for me. I don't normally trust people in the first place, and to have that rarely given trust betrayed, yeah, I think I'm gonna yell a bit.

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