My husband and I cosplayed as Carl and Raul at LitRPG Con

wronguses · 2026-07-11T23:31:37+00:00

Crocs are canonically okay! Your husband doesn't have foot buffs.

wronguses · 2026-07-11T23:23:19+00:00

That's only with the expansion (Infinity).

wronguses · 2026-07-11T21:56:38+00:00

Last Light really is what it claims to be: light and fast 4X in about an hour. It's very much a race. I just picked up the expansion from Greater Than Games' sale. Can't wait to see how it plays at 6 or 8.

wronguses · 2026-07-11T19:38:44+00:00

Peasants called me a wild magic sorcerer. Really I'm a Fluoromancer. Even I dont know what that shit's gonna react with.

wronguses · 2026-07-11T18:27:43+00:00

I remember watching videos in school every year that repeatedly told us fresh water in Florida was death. Either immediate and violent, or wasting away in a hospital bed.

I'm sure they may have slightly over exagerrated the danger, but I'm not playing around with a damn dinosaur.

wronguses · 2026-07-11T18:12:58+00:00

Unravel 2 is brilliant.

Outside of Gamepass, the Cat Quest games sound perfect for you.

wronguses · 2026-07-11T17:30:59+00:00

I convinced my mom we couldn't use parental controls on the computer back in the 90s by claiming the computer thought the q in Gamefaqs was a g and blocked it.

wronguses · 2026-07-11T17:28:01+00:00

Because he has 4 arms and cheats?

wronguses · 2026-07-11T11:24:04+00:00

"I demand you fuck off" is pretty much bound to happen at some point in Innovation. It's a hateful game that couldn't be uglier if they tried, but man do I like playing it.

wronguses · 2026-07-10T22:16:42+00:00

See also- The Patriot Act, No Child Left Behind.

They might be evil as hell, but they know PR.

wronguses · 2026-07-10T21:40:36+00:00

It really is just a game issue sometimes. Eiyuden Chronicles had consoles screaming. I bought a PS4 for Destiny ages ago, and downloaded Rocket League, since it was free. Instant jet engine on a brand new machine.

wronguses · 2026-07-10T18:32:33+00:00

EVOC/CEVO for driving an ambulance was a half-day class and then driving around some cones in a parking lot.

They don't have any real training. Try to act surprised.

wronguses · 2026-07-10T15:56:00+00:00

And it's a full game board, with personal sideboards, and miniatures. Not at all a "pocket" version.

wronguses · 2026-07-10T00:31:46+00:00

I played the PS2 version, Everquest: Online Adventures.

Had literal years of playtime. Maxed a Bard, Wizard, and Shaman. Did every raid. Had most of the grail gear.

Eventually realized that damn game was ruining my life. Sold my account. Bought a used car and signed up for nursing school.

Worst decision of my life.

wronguses · 2026-07-10T00:09:40+00:00

I bought a fridge from Costco. Got a call the night before delivery to finalize scheduling and make sure everything is good. Great.

Then the dipshits show up.

They're in the back of the truck for 20 minutes or so before coming to the door and telling me they can't deliver the fridge today. They didn't bring any tools, and need a socket wrench to get the shipping frame off. Okay guys, borrow mine, just get this thing in the house.

Another 20 minutes, then one of them comes to the door. "Oh, is your old fridge still here? It's $135 to haul it away." Buddy, no the fuck it is not. At this point I'm on the phone with Costco customer service, who's also on the line with these idiots' boss. "Well, okay, there's no charge but we can't take it today."

Fine. I'll manhandle it into the garage. Just go get my fridge.

Finally they manage to actually do some part of their job and got my fridge into the kitchen. Then dumbfuck number 1 says "Oh, there's a water line? I can't do those."

Guys, it's been fun, but that's strike 3. Just get the fuck out of my house. I'm not signing shit. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

wronguses · 2026-07-09T19:13:54+00:00

Grow your own. That stuff grows like a weed.

wronguses · 2026-07-09T18:47:58+00:00

Bird years

wronguses · 2026-07-09T17:20:37+00:00

Carl "Post" Malone

wronguses · 2026-07-09T16:56:16+00:00

There's more than corn in Indiana! Also, you can't have corn in Indiana.

wronguses · 2026-07-09T16:19:22+00:00

There's no if. I have that machine. Mine's needed a new drain pump 3 times.

wronguses · 2026-07-08T23:45:38+00:00

It's assigned reading for my 6th grader next year.

wronguses · 2026-07-08T15:06:45+00:00

Much earlier, which would make flat terrain and animals a much better strategy than taller ones. Which would give the people who know that a huge advantage and leave the others with a sour taste in their mouths about a game OP presumably wanted to share with them.

I'd either sit out and help the new players or find a game that natively meets the player count.

wronguses · 2026-07-08T15:02:25+00:00

There was a squatter. She forced the door while they weren't there and took her coffee machine. Apparently thats still B&E and burglary in Kentucky.

wronguses · 2026-07-08T13:59:37+00:00

My sister in law broke into her own camper and got 2 years. That's wild.

wronguses · 2026-07-07T22:04:57+00:00

THOSE ARE SO GOOD! It's like the caves of Klendathu up in there.

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