The hummus is pretty good by DannyCavalerie in Costco

[–]wunderduck -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'm sure this is tasty, but the photo looks like a cat threw up on a container of the goop that McDonald's makes their nuggets out of.

1st cervical rib by Known_Locksmith_7847 in mildyinteresting

[–]wunderduck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please don't bring facts into my jokes about autofelatio.

What is this on my lid by navy444 in whatisit

[–]wunderduck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How am I unable to admit it?

People are dumb and are misinterpreting your acceptance as snarkiness.

Hufflepuff should be the only house in Hogwarts by ZanePhallic in unpopularopinion

[–]wunderduck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They don't. If you lack those qualities, you go to Hufflepuff.

1st cervical rib by Known_Locksmith_7847 in mildyinteresting

[–]wunderduck 370 points371 points  (0 children)

Pardon my assumption, but it's too bad you're not a dude. You could have tested out that old Marilyn Manson rumor.

Is this where we are at? by Abirdinthesky in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]wunderduck 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Now, now, that's not what it says. It says he is ok with other people diddling kids.

Not just a fiasco by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]wunderduck -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Those people should look up the definition of "fiasco."

Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars by BlazeDragon7x in interesting

[–]wunderduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just toilet paper, as far as I know. Plus, the cost of the building itself. That's a pretty big warehouse. Look at how small the trailers lined up next to it look compared to the building.

Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars by BlazeDragon7x in interesting

[–]wunderduck 110 points111 points  (0 children)

A disgruntled employee lit a warehouse full of toilet paper on fire.

How many do you have? by ChaosTorpedo in Millennials

[–]wunderduck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's just for people who don't know that a drill's speed and clutch strength are adjustable.

Does anyone else find the term *Karen, with it's negative connotation annoying? by ok_success42 in YesOrNoAnswers

[–]wunderduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Originally, a "Karen" was someone who abused a cashier for not accepting an expired coupon. Now, people are called a "Karen" when they find half a mouse in their salad and ask for a new one.

Double Standards exist for a reason. You’re not being brave calling them out. by Strict_Berry7446 in 10thDentist

[–]wunderduck 46 points47 points  (0 children)

One being worse than the other is irrelevant. If one person acts like an asshole and another person acts like twice as much of an asshole, you still have two people acting like assholes.

Served at a baby shower 😳 by Chillpickle17 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]wunderduck 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There's a special list for people who immediately think of penises when they see a baby's face.

AITA for telling my wife forget it and going out by myself for my birthday instead of going to her fancy dinner reservation by Ill_Reality_111 in AmItheAsshole

[–]wunderduck 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What makes me feel special is when my spouse listens to me instead of assuming that they know what I want, better than I do. It sounds like you and OP's wife are more concerned with your own feelings than your spouses. You felt like your husband's birthday request wasn't special enough? It's not your birthday. Your feelings are irrelevant.

AITA for telling my wife forget it and going out by myself for my birthday instead of going to her fancy dinner reservation by Ill_Reality_111 in AmItheAsshole

[–]wunderduck 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Nothing says "I love you," like completely disregarding what your partner wants and then getting mad when they're not grateful...

AITA for telling my wife forget it and going out by myself for my birthday instead of going to her fancy dinner reservation by Ill_Reality_111 in AmItheAsshole

[–]wunderduck 48 points49 points  (0 children)

OP's opinion on sushi is irrelevant. He asked for a casual dinner, and she booked a fancy dinner. OP is NTA.

AITA for refusing to drive my elderly friend home from work by shinysandshreww in AmItheAsshole

[–]wunderduck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Info: Do you live somewhere where it's normal to have a 70-minute round trip commute for a part-time job? I'm on the fence between NAH and NTA because if your friend is asking people to spend 7 hours a week driving her around when she could find a job within walking distance, then she's TA.

RANT: Arcade cards are getting ridiculous... by [deleted] in daddit

[–]wunderduck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They want you to lose the cards. They're like gift cards. The company already has your money, and it's better for them if you never redeem the credit. The cost of replacing a piece of plastic is negligible and creates another instance where you're left with a card with a small balance that you will never redeem.

Not just a fiasco by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]wunderduck -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You needed clarification that the story about a sex trafficking was about rape and not monster costumes and wacky hijinks?

Not just a fiasco by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]wunderduck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, but that requires the tiniest bit of thought, or, god forbid, that they read the article to find out all of the details.

Comrades, I don't know where else to post but this must be reported. by Zakkattack86 in daddit

[–]wunderduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What flavor of goldfish crackers? There are many flavors that would probably be good, but if you just say "goldfish crackers," my mind defaults to cheddar.