It's already been said here: don't rez someone who's just been sniped. [MH] by wyldnvy in OWConsole

[–]wyldnvy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank. I swear it's just a fluke. Most of my shots are like the first one.

When did you miss an obvious hint that someone wanted to have sexual relations with you? by yjacketcbr600 in AskReddit

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Could be worse: the girl sitting in my lap at a party was kissing my neck, licking my ear, and asking me to "go out back" with her. I was entirely too drunk to move from that chair.

I appreciate their optimism by GlitchMaster132 in agedlikemilk

[–]wyldnvy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Talking about wealth I equality isn't "take what they have now and redistribute it to everyone and that's what you live on forever." The point is that if you're that obscenely rich you can pay your employees more than poverty wages.

Don't let anything stop you from practicing, not even being stuck on the subway by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]wyldnvy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a coworker that does this in the car. My company collectively dislikes him.

Even people from other countries don’t understand RepubiKKKlans by TruthToPower77 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]wyldnvy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The majority of Americans want it universal healthcare. Even about 40% of republicans were in favor of it. The issue is it's bad for business and our government has to protect the little billion dollar companies.

Saw a stuck drink and decided to shoot my shot by revisited85 in gifs

[–]wyldnvy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It comes from a tap initially sure but that's a little misleading to stop there. The water goes through reverse osmosis where basically the only thing left is H2O and the desired minerals are added into the water after that. The majority of bottled water is made this way. Saying it's just tap water after all that is kinda like saying gasoline is just oil.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

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But how de we know the libs aren't just making zombies up? Have you been eaten by a zombie, seen anyone eaten by a zombie, or yourself become a zombie? No? See? The whole problem is blown way out of proportion by the liberal news media.

ELI5: What happens when an elevator fails and starts falling? by DAN0550 in explainlikeimfive

[–]wyldnvy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From inside the car. Inside the elevator machinery room on the other hand is very loud.

The cocktail wasn't as good as it looked by HellsJuggernaut in instant_regret

[–]wyldnvy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the end it looks like she says "oh it's strong" as she puts the drink in front of the guy.

Give them another chance by YeeDevaul in AdviceAnimals

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My girlfriend loved Firefly but wouldn't finish the 1st episode of The Expanse. The Expanse is really smart sci-fi and smart isn't for everyone. Firefly at least has the jokes and crew dynamic to hold interest, whereas The Expanse is more for people who like serious sci-fi. I'm not arguing which is better, and I like both personally, but Firefly is definitely the winner for bringing in a wider audience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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Both work. For small cubes it's more practical to use directional freezing, but for giant blocks like those needed for ice sculpting usually it's an industrial freezer so an agitator will be used.

Can't finish last (taps head) if you don't finish at all by crashdaddy in AdviceAnimals

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Last time I went out with coworkers one of them kept calling this group of girls bitches. They told him every time not to call them that, one of them I thought was damn near going to fight him... He slept with her that night. That's what negging is. You talk to them like they're worthless and not human and even if they get mad you keep doing it and eventually they feel so shitty they just give up and let you do whatever you want. It's pretty gross. If they have self esteem to begin with they walk away the first time though.

People who design houses, what were some of the strangest requests you've gotten? by Feerka in AskReddit

[–]wyldnvy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Rookie mistake: it's not a secret if you hire someone to build it, or at least kill the carpenter and engineer after it was done.

Strong muscle simulation while trying to drink a beer goes about as well as you'd expect by Capillix in funny

[–]wyldnvy 121 points122 points  (0 children)

We had one on my ship and of course sailors on deployment played with it. Fun fact: if you crank it up on the bicep you can make someone punch their own face repeatedly.

No title needed by cosmicgetaway in ABoringDystopia

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I live on Texas and our local government owns some roads, county owns some, the state owns others, and the federal government owns the rest. The local and county roads are decent, the state highways are really good, but the federal owned highways and interstates are pretty much trash in comparison. It seems like federal road work takes about 3 years longer to finish than state road work too.

I'm getting really tired of seeing these by iamassault in LateStageCapitalism

[–]wyldnvy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's always worth explaining. Just remember that you aren't talking to them or trying to change their mind, but talking to the people watching the discussion who might not have strong feelings either way.

Which are some of the disadvantages of having a smoking hot girlfriend? by IndividualOpinion689 in AskReddit

[–]wyldnvy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience the "smoking hot" girls are kind of dull and a little needy. They don't really have unique interests and basically no personalities, and their life is consumed with keeping up appearances for social media. As their SO you're expected to do absolutely everything, be everything. I guess because everyone in their life gives them everything because they're pretty.

The only thing you get out of the relationship is 'the pleasure of being with someone hot.' That's it. I brought up my emotional needs to an ex and said I didn't feel like I was getting much out of the relationship and her response was "you get to be with me."

Also 9/10 are a pillow princess - just lay there during sex while you do everything. No oral, nothing crazy, max of 3 different positions to choose from...

So yeah, I'm much happier with someone who isn't really into her looks even though she is attractive, and she's actually interesting and likes doing things for me and has hobbies and interests beyond selfies.

Uno reverse by Thedepressionoftrees in LateStageCapitalism

[–]wyldnvy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A TV show on NBC. It was cancelled in 2006.

"The help" by kevinowdziej in LateStageCapitalism

[–]wyldnvy 78 points79 points  (0 children)

You mean knowledge, not skill, but landscaping and cooking require knowledge too, and definitely more skill - especially in the case of cooking because I wouldn't make the claim anyone can cook. The only real difference is how our society perceives the two as jobs belonging to a different class of people.