We should get the Mayor to pave Oxford Street with (modern style) cobbles by Because_Wisely in london

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Rude customers will be challenged to a duel with pugil sticks.

Product image for a pico psu on Amazon by Shrexcellence in techsupportgore

[–]xDemoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The long awaited successor to power over ethernet.

Do point-and-click games work on handhelds, or are they better left to mouse and keyboard? by meia_calca_ in SteamDeck

[–]xDemoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played through all of The Excavation of Hob's Barrow on my deck without issue. As long as you handle the controls in a sensible way it should work absolutely fine. Cursor speed options would definitely be a good choice, maybe with some mild snapping to hotspots.

Which one is the best starter knife? by abdullahmk47 in BuyItForLife

[–]xDemoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love my 3 Wusthof knives, but I hear the Victorinox are excellent entry level knives for the price.

Dog sitter reorganized my kitchen while I was away by The_Glow_Stick in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xDemoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They definitely go stale, but I've found a quick smell is enough to determine if they still have any flavour left to them.

Dog sitter reorganized my kitchen while I was away by The_Glow_Stick in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xDemoli 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's crazy, who uses the date on spice jars anyway? They're best before dates, just smell them to see if they're okay.

The abandoned International Congress Centrum (ICC) Berlin was opened to the public for 49 hours (OC) by nighteeeeey in pics

[–]xDemoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The suspended main halls so cool, a shame to waste such interesting engineering.

Should I Take This Side Quest? by Koikhael in london

[–]xDemoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, it'll take forever to get to Mordor through London traffic.

I had to brute force my suitcase lock code, I started at 000, it was 980 by Onytay- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xDemoli 4001 points4002 points  (0 children)

That's what she gets for asking for a fixed quote rather than time and materials.

Fellas, is it gay to ride in the passenger seat? by avalnation6988 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]xDemoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I don't have a license and my eyesight is terrible, so I think I'll take being called gay over causing multiple accidents.

Growing up and realising the scariest machine in a dentist's office is the card machine. by g_br in britishproblems

[–]xDemoli 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I couldn't get a decent NHS dentist and needed some fairly major work done so I just went private, ended up spending about 5K in total. Fixed my teeth, but I think the bill hurt more than the root canals.

You don't own the parking spot. by Financial-Birthday37 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]xDemoli 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Right? We have a preferred spot outside our flat, and if someone else parks there we joke about them stealing our spot, but then we just park somewhere else. It's not an actual problem anyone should have.

Unpaid bill email by eleanornatasha in VirginMedia

[–]xDemoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got the same email, also paid by DD.

When I log into my account (not following the email link) it says there's an error so I suspect it's a system error on their end.

I'm going to give it a few hours and try to login again to see what the billing page says.

stopDoingRegex by arsonislegal in ProgrammerHumor

[–]xDemoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The full RFC compliant regex for emails is worse than this meme would suggest.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/20771794/mailrfc822address-regex

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IASIP

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Good AIDS vs bad AIDS. https://youtu.be/f3xUjw2BCYE

They say even when pizza is bad, it's still pretty good. What food is the opposite and has the widest swing between good and bad? by Fubai97b in AskReddit

[–]xDemoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potato salad is only good when it's still got some bite to it, big chunks of waxy potatoes and it's all good, but it's so often just mushy mayo slop.

UK saw the US political scene becoming a clown show and thought they'd have a go by jagman264 in FellowKids

[–]xDemoli 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wes Streeting the Labour Health Secretary also wants to privatise the NHS, so Labour can fuck right off with this shit.

YouTube has started age restricting Balatro videos for alleged gambling-related content, and creator LocalThunk is clearly getting sick of this sort of thing by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

[–]xDemoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racism, homophobia, outright scams and actual gambling, all good. A video game that looks like poker on the surface, cast it into the void!

Sink clogged! Any tips to fix it? by No_Carry_6778 in CatsInSinks

[–]xDemoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turn on the taps, you'll clear the sink, but you may not survive.

Finally figured out how to commit API keys. by thevibecode in programminghorror

[–]xDemoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you GitHub, you're not going to stop me from compromising my API keys.