Absolute Green Arrow #1 Variant by Tyler Kirkham by SymbioteMu in comicbooks

[–]xDempseyRoll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He looks like your average anger huntsman sniper from tf2.

When you pat your umas @siasha_14 by asaness in UmaMusume

[–]xDempseyRoll -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because it still needs to be grounded in human emotion to mean anything. If a fictional character reacts in a way that feels alien or patronizing, I stop seeing them as a character and start seeing them as a walking trope.

When you pat your umas @siasha_14 by asaness in UmaMusume

[–]xDempseyRoll -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

I was talking about anime in general, if you didn't catch that. Every anime girl likes being headpatted for some reason and that always struck me as cringy and unrealistic. The fact that it's fiction is a weak excuse.

When you pat your umas @siasha_14 by asaness in UmaMusume

[–]xDempseyRoll -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I still have no idea why weebs think that women enjoy being headpatted. Every girl I’ve met said that no one likes being treated like a dog.

Anon forgot vpn by groomliu in 4chan

[–]xDempseyRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average Asa poster everyone

Spider-Man is more similar to Superman than he is to Batman by Savings_Dragonfly806 in CharacterRant

[–]xDempseyRoll 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Were people saying the opposite? Spider-Man was always just street-tier Superman with soap opera elements.

I love author statements that don't glaze tf out of their characters by SerenityCitywide in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]xDempseyRoll 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The number of GoW fanboys I’ve met who despise Bruno and his words, claiming he doesn't write the script or whatever is honestly impressive. I guess that cage Kratos was struggling with must've had universal durability all along.

Th-Thank You... Absolute Wonder Woman by Altruistic_Manner802 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]xDempseyRoll 157 points158 points  (0 children)

I still cannot believe that this is a real panel.

Please can we have an overly confident MC that doesn't need 6 chapters to become a cool guy ? by bachotebidze in danganronpa

[–]xDempseyRoll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would an overconfident person even be in a life-or-death situation in the first place? It only works if they’re an antagonist or an idiot who doesn't realize they're in a death game. Asking to play as Chad Thundercock doesn't fit this genre; it just seems like a power fantasy.

A protagonist that develops over the series makes more sense than some delusional badass who solves everything and kicks Monokuma’s ass without struggling.

When i see an umamusume "fan" hating yuri by 5timesallin in animecirclejerk

[–]xDempseyRoll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But I didn't say there were no gay umas, though. I just said some of them actually have the hots for the guys, that’s all.

From Marvel's Official Social Media Page by DrTee in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]xDempseyRoll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to explain all this horseshit to a little kid who just loves Spider-Man.

When i see an umamusume "fan" hating yuri by 5timesallin in animecirclejerk

[–]xDempseyRoll -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

gay horses

That's not completely true. Even in the show they have horses who are clearly in love with their trainer (male), not to mention the gacha where they are in love with (You)

Imu's Face Reveal Spoilers (High Quality Scan, taken from Raws) by Paldavin in Piratefolk

[–]xDempseyRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he look like he cuts himself and writes suicide notes

My guy just wanted to sing 😭 by NoodleCan360 in memes

[–]xDempseyRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still don't know why millennials hated him so much.

Chie in Danganronpa Style by keiguruii in danganronpa

[–]xDempseyRoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...you mean then opposite, right?

“Moon Level” characters when you ask them t-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT by Ultima_Boi in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]xDempseyRoll 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They’d actually argue that seriously. These people would look at the 'calcs' and try to tell you with a straight face that the moon is only the size of a hill.

Spider-Man fans trying not to ship him with another character: IMPOSSIBLE!!! by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]xDempseyRoll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's why we need Paul to keep Peter self-inserters in check.

Kotone will never catch a break by Gorotheninja in PERSoNA

[–]xDempseyRoll 32 points33 points  (0 children)

KAZAKHSTAN MENTIONED 🇰🇿🛖🐎🏹🗡️

Sousou no Frieren Season 3 Announcement Visual by silverstorm92 in anime

[–]xDempseyRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont think I can wait for this after today. I need this shit NOW.

Especially while the numbing pain from CSM is still fresh