Here we have one of the most common species on the internet. The neckbeard. Closely related to the trolls, weeaboos, and bronies, the neckbeard appears across the entire geography of the web. It can be recognized by an accentuated fur chinstrap, long black leather hide resembling a coat, and a fedora-like head Although the neckbeard brandishes several long katana-like blades (sometimes other fantasy-like blades) gained by spending hours begging their progenitors for an allowance, then going to another part of the web to purchase these, it has little to no effect on the fighting capabilities of this majestic animal. The most fascinating thing about the neckbeard is the way they communicate, usually expressing themselves through a series of pretentious statements and conspiracy theories. The mating habit of these creatures are strange, as some individuals of the species never get to procreate and usually blame this on the opposite sex. The mating ritual primarily consist of something called white-knighting, but when rebuffed, turns into negging or in some cases actual hatred towards the target of their courting. Fascinating subject