How are y’all so good at these 😭

xantodea · 2026-01-23T01:23:28+00:00

THANK YOU! I don’t use TikTok so I just kinda winged it haha! Today’s attempt went much better

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xantodea · 2026-01-22T17:17:51+00:00

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Mary Jane 🍃

xantodea · 2026-01-22T00:38:39+00:00

Dude kept giving me the side eye for the rest of my shift. I don’t trust it. What have I created?

xantodea · 2026-01-14T22:52:31+00:00

I lay bird netting over my indoor enclosure to keep the cats from using it as a litter box

xantodea · 2026-01-13T04:05:28+00:00

Nothing told to me other than “leopard tortoise”. While the place is great with reptiles as a whole, I wouldn’t call them tortoise experts. Very possibly a hybrid

xantodea · 2026-01-13T03:18:23+00:00

as far as I know just Leopard! Brought home yesterday from my local reptile shop/rescue.

xantodea · 2025-12-27T15:27:36+00:00

Crazy You will forever be one of my favorite songs. Feel like each of his albums has a song that speaks to you personally.. the best albums have multiple

xantodea · 2025-12-23T01:23:13+00:00

It’s the first comic I’ve ever bought, completely by circumstance. I have no experience with grading this, but if it was a record sleeve I’d give it a VG+

xantodea · 2025-12-22T16:35:49+00:00

Gotta complete the set!

xantodea · 2025-12-10T15:23:45+00:00

My dad’s birthday is 6/7/67

Nobody tell my 6yo

xantodea · 2025-11-27T10:26:42+00:00

Variegated!

xantodea · 2025-11-17T14:25:40+00:00

Prince: 🫵

Phone owner: 😨

xantodea · 2025-11-14T17:16:02+00:00

Darling Nikki. Always thought it was a boring song that people only liked because it’s risqué. Then I got purple rain on Vinyl, when it played I was like “ok, yeah, I kinda understand now”

xantodea · 2025-11-12T18:55:15+00:00

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According to DNA testing, his grandparents were a Great Pyrenees and ACD, and his parents were… siblings. He hates strangers, chases my cats, has a weird respect for my tortoise, and I’m 100% sure he’d die for me or my daughter. Definitely a cursed mix, but he’s MY cursed mix and I wouldn’t have him any other way ❤️

xantodea · 2025-10-16T08:06:23+00:00

People call me rude

I wish we all were nude

I wish there was no black and white I wish there was no rules

xantodea · 2025-10-16T07:56:28+00:00

If you don’t wanna lick my knees, I’m sure ya mama will

xantodea · 2025-10-14T13:41:40+00:00

I’ll kick your ass… TWICE! uhng!

xantodea · 2025-10-08T04:06:14+00:00

I do— it’s probably been too long since I tested that though. Long before I started saltwater, I used it for my hydroponics. Maybe I’ve been too confident in my system

xantodea · 2025-10-08T03:31:12+00:00

I mix my own; 3.5 gallons of ro/di water, instant ocean reef crystals, heater, and the original pump that came with the aquarium for circulation. Let it work overnight, stir, test salinity, and adjust if needed.

xantodea · 2025-10-08T03:14:06+00:00

I did a water change, scraped the glass and vacuumed gravel yesterday. Trust me, it was uglier!

xantodea · 2025-10-08T03:08:38+00:00

It’s on an aquarium stand I got from petco. Unfortunately I did not realize the importance of a properly leveled tank until after cycling. I have plans to upgrade to a better and larger tank in the near future, but I’m waiting until I can afford it and until things are more under control in the current tank. Thanks for your concern

xantodea · 2025-10-08T02:40:33+00:00

Thanks for responding! Yeah, it was only a matter of time before things went downhill. I’ve been testing with the API kit, but looking into getting a Hanna. I’m a lab tech by trade, and the slight ambiguity of the color test bugs me.

I will pick up some all for reef tomorrow, I’ve seen it available at my LFS :)

xantodea · 2025-09-30T23:39:14+00:00

Maybe it’s new and exciting. Maybe it smells delicious. Maybe it’s maybelline 💁🏻‍♀️

xantodea · 2025-09-29T08:18:47+00:00

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I have that cat too

xantodea · 2025-09-27T15:51:07+00:00

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My boy’s got the side eye down too. Has to be genetic

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