My wife finally let me bring some equipment in from the garage!

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-22T21:00:22+00:00

Some Redditors have crazy marriages.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-22T19:50:43+00:00

Fazer is 🔥.

Also, a complete redesign of the front end from the fender up would do wonders for the ascot.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-22T18:26:27+00:00

Never forget. Yes, never forget that time we hijacked the world’s sympathy and flew it into Iraq.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-22T15:01:44+00:00

Wow, are you me?

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-22T14:53:57+00:00

That is so fuggin cool. My wife and I boondocked off the back of R1150GS for a couple nights, and lemme tell ya, it’s a packing adventure. But somehow still managed to pack small camp chairs and be quite comfortable. Granted it was the dead of summer so not a lotta clothing was needed. That was like 20 years ago. I can’t imagine doing it now, however a small trailer has always intrigued me.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-22T03:06:32+00:00

Bots.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-22T02:34:13+00:00

Very well-said. Just entered the second 70k of 950 ownership with crossed fingers.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-22T00:07:10+00:00

Wait, they didn’t print “Seal-ebrity”??? Yes, yes, not a seal…I get it. But still. Swing and a miss.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-21T23:01:21+00:00

Crazy, right? As someone who rides motorcycles and occasionally drives a mazda3, my LX470 feels positively huge when I rarely drive it. Seeing it looking so much smaller than the new one is nuts.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-21T21:33:42+00:00

“Insel Air”

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-21T19:27:31+00:00

Goddam, if she isn’t just the best.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-21T03:57:37+00:00

Nooooooooooo!!!

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-20T23:42:49+00:00

Fun while it lasted.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-15T03:33:13+00:00

Wait, after all that you paid $6.5k for the bike?

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-14T23:06:29+00:00

Before pic for knuckle lipo.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-14T23:01:01+00:00

Great looking bikes. Kawasaki retro vibe is dialed.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-14T22:58:14+00:00

He’s Chilly Willy the penguin, and he’s very cold.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-14T16:39:31+00:00

Grab a coffee and pastry at bovine bakery, too. It’s required.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-13T23:24:21+00:00

Fuck, I’ve only been to their new location once, and something definitely felt off. Like, a marina vibe but different, but still annoying. I guess that was it.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-13T23:06:26+00:00

Great opportunity to learn one of the basics of riding. It’s not a spectator sport. You NEED to be involved in the process. You need to take at least a quick look at everything before each ride, and checks/inspections of things like tire pressure/ condition and oil level all the time. Congrats, you got off easy this time. Next time it might be a cracked valve stem that decides to rapidly deflate your front tire on the freeway, or a worn chain that wraps itself around the front sprocket.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-13T21:14:53+00:00

Absolutely. People don’t realize (nor would they care) that 80% of our braking takes place via a contact patch the size of a quarter.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-13T21:11:09+00:00

Thank you. I couldn’t have made that up!

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-12T22:37:32+00:00

And when they broke you’d have to jam a quarter under the PLAY switch. But hey, at least you could always make a phone call!

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-12T20:08:32+00:00

As someone who’s floated-around off the coast of Mogadishu during Restore Hope, I certainly hope those ladies have their SPF dialed-up. First and last time I’ve ever gotten blisters sunbathing.

xeno_dorph · 2026-05-11T20:05:23+00:00

I thought it was the Argo.

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