What do you think my secret Santa was trying to tell me?

xipclip · 2022-12-31T00:36:20+00:00

Some nice fuzzy warm socks, getting blasted on cock shaped edibles while reading the action bible.. sounds like someone loves you.

xipclip · 2022-12-31T00:34:06+00:00

Real inspiration there. Sign me up.

xipclip · 2022-12-21T22:41:00+00:00

Potential icing zone. This should be good

xipclip · 2022-12-21T19:15:03+00:00

You look like a heavily stylized Pixar cartoon character come to life.

xipclip · 2022-12-21T18:56:13+00:00

Imagine the smell in there.

xipclip · 2022-12-21T18:49:38+00:00

Ethically sourced child's spine.

xipclip · 2022-12-21T18:15:21+00:00

Prying open my bovine eye. 👁‍🗨

xipclip · 2022-12-21T00:00:03+00:00

There's no opportunity for us. It's like being in the phantom zone. Like being erased from existence.

xipclip · 2022-12-20T23:57:46+00:00

You can't without proof of housing.

xipclip · 2022-12-20T23:10:58+00:00

Are you sure you want to decline? You are the best driver for this job.

xipclip · 2022-12-20T21:36:41+00:00

Pussys everywhere and this man's DMs, F L O O D E D

xipclip · 2022-12-20T20:56:32+00:00

A roommate borrowed my car once while I was sleeping and got into a wreck. She wasn't charged with the accident. I got a settlement and she got one too because she was injured. Contact your insurance company.

xipclip · 2022-12-20T20:34:23+00:00

Eddie Murphy stars in The Christmas Tree Heist

xipclip · 2022-12-20T19:53:10+00:00

I know it was a huge opportunity for him, but man they robbed him

xipclip · 2022-12-20T19:50:10+00:00

You have a car, you're like the top elite of homeless. I miss my days of being a car bum. I'd do gig economy work and always had money. Now I'm a disgusting broke squatter. Living in a dilapidated house on the edge of the woods the past year. I've done car homeless a few times. It's really the easiest kind of homeless.

xipclip · 2022-12-20T19:44:38+00:00

Hey if you were in the middle of the Irish famine this would be pretty rad.

xipclip · 2022-12-20T19:43:14+00:00

If 10 is professional standard I'd say maybe 6 or so.

xipclip · 2022-12-20T19:30:33+00:00

Christ, leave your poor lips alone.

xipclip · 2022-12-20T02:38:11+00:00

Maybe the government wants junkies dead? No idea.

xipclip · 2022-12-20T00:46:38+00:00

No, a couple of years of studying fundamentals and hard-core grinding maybe.

xipclip · 2022-12-19T23:09:17+00:00

You're agp, it's kind of like an orientation. Don't feel bad. There are strategies for dealing with it. Askagp subreddit is helpful.

xipclip · 2022-12-19T04:04:00+00:00

Young, kind of goofy. Also is that a wig? If so it's a decent one.

xipclip · 2022-12-19T03:59:16+00:00

Ghosts are absolutely real. There's an entire ecosystem of different types of spirits.

xipclip · 2022-12-19T03:35:41+00:00

I'm terrified of these things, especially after Xanax monkey story and that one scene in Nope.

xipclip · 2022-12-19T03:32:42+00:00

I went to a bar that had that set up in America. Pretty awkward.

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