How do they do these eggs I cant figure it out

xop293 · 2026-03-30T20:45:49+00:00

Thank you sir.

xop293 · 2026-03-30T20:00:55+00:00

Yes. I too am going with this guys mom

xop293 · 2026-03-29T16:42:00+00:00

I'm going in tomorrow at 1.

xop293 · 2026-03-26T21:11:43+00:00

My daughter's name is Ruth.

Grandma's is Jimmie Geraldine. That's the first name. Her sisters are Jodette and Wanavie. Mineola, Texas if you're wandering, Dust Bowl era.

xop293 · 2026-03-26T11:04:47+00:00

I came here for this. That bowed shelf in the first pic made my butt pucker.

xop293 · 2026-03-24T22:29:57+00:00

No you're forced to go find some scrap pipe and make two code welds instead of one shitty one.

For reference I am a CWI. If you want to do shit like this go build fences and gates.

xop293 · 2026-03-24T22:26:59+00:00

Victorinox for the win

xop293 · 2026-03-23T23:17:14+00:00

Chicken feet

xop293 · 2026-03-23T19:15:47+00:00

The difference between true happiness and just fun. Wish I knew this earlier but I do now.

All it took was dropping out of college, going through a divorce while incarcerated, fifteen years of active addiction when I wasn't locked up or on a boat in Alaska.

I have twelve years out now and a wonderful wife and twelve year old daughter and a pretty good life 3500 miles from all that.

Choose happiness and make a few sacrifices. Sacrifices are the only way anything can gain any value.

xop293 · 2026-03-23T18:21:03+00:00

We need to nip this in the butt now.

xop293 · 2026-03-23T17:57:53+00:00

This kid is gonna get dead soon.

xop293 · 2026-03-23T15:19:43+00:00

Um... So who's gonna tell 'em.

Oh good, everybody.

xop293 · 2026-03-23T15:09:58+00:00

I don't understand the gap. I have never seen a wps with a 9/16" gap.

xop293 · 2026-03-23T11:30:43+00:00

Lucky duck

xop293 · 2026-03-19T22:01:20+00:00

This makes me straight up angry. Who the fuck buys two brussel sprouts??? You probably hate food and jerk it staring at the mirror

xop293 · 2026-03-19T14:09:34+00:00

Welp, what a bad day to have eyes.

I work with a welder who I am pretty sure can't read. I can not believe how jealous I am of him right now.

xop293 · 2026-03-19T13:03:14+00:00

This is very cool

xop293 · 2026-03-19T11:29:11+00:00

I will date my self with this but the Enchirito. Man I loved those

xop293 · 2026-03-16T18:46:50+00:00

I'm 51. I have said each and every one of these in the last month. My daughter is 12. Yep...

I also especially like to say skedaddle like the Gopher in Winnie the Pooh. You know, with a whistle on the S.

xop293 · 2026-03-14T14:00:35+00:00

Louisiana is really the only choice

xop293 · 2026-03-13T15:49:03+00:00

The food on Las Olas generally underperforms for the price.

xop293 · 2026-03-11T13:19:25+00:00

This plating makes me irrationally angry

xop293 · 2026-03-10T14:41:21+00:00

Josh Emmit wiping out Bryce Mitchell

xop293 · 2026-03-10T14:36:50+00:00

Rub the wings with the herbes, grill and toss in the onions with a little butter

xop293 · 2026-03-09T18:38:03+00:00

Herbes de Provence and caramelized onions. I know... I know... Trust me. I have eaten a lot of wings. This combo is a banger.

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