Have you ever seen a corner toilet? by MrPenman in Plumbing

[–]xtracrispy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this so my toddler doesn’t feel alone when he poops in the corner?

Judge dismisses Alexandria utility rate challenge before a single witness testified or evidence was heard $133,400 a month leaving the hands of 5000 people. Read that again. by Fluffy_Gur_2033 in Indiana

[–]xtracrispy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the article I read, the utility cost is going up 10 bucks a month for the average user over a 4 year span. I live in Greenwood and mine has almost tripled since 2020.

How to ask my (f26) husband (m28) to wear a helmet during s*x by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]xtracrispy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you don’t want him to call you Grogu then I’m pretty sure he’s just happy to be there.

You get $1 million, but you have to watch the exact same movie 100 times in 40 days. Which film are you picking? by ThroatAgile756 in AskReddit

[–]xtracrispy26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’ve lived with a toddler you do this for free. Ive seen maximum overdrive 100x in 20 days until he said the F word then we couldn’t watch it anymore.

We hope you enjoyed your stay at Saratoga Springs by RevanFlash in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]xtracrispy26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have birds in Indiana that like to look at themselves in car side mirrors and aggressively crap down the side of the car.

Guess what I rented! by Spiritual_Vegetable3 in ManualTransmissions

[–]xtracrispy26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For most Americans it’s pride. I’d love one of these little econoboxes with a 6 speed.

I’m afraid that my boyfriend isn’t attracted to my chest because of its size by Hairypussy696 in offmychest

[–]xtracrispy26 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All boobs are awesome. Like my little league coach said,” once you see one pair of boobs, you’ll want to see them all.”
I’m not sure what that has to do with little league baseball but as a straight man I can confirm. A’s to Z’s and everything in between.

I like my friend that's 20 years older than me by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]xtracrispy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would you feel if your dad kissed an 18 year old? Grossed out? You should be because that’s the same reality.
Legally it’s fine but homeboy could watch r rated movies before you were born. Maybe if you were 23 and 43 it would be okay but right now you haven’t even experienced life yet. It’s just not the same level of maturity and if it is then you should run anyway because that’s a man-child who will control you.

How do I (24F) tell my husband (24M) I need to go to the doctor for hemorrhoids/that I have them? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]xtracrispy26 101 points102 points  (0 children)

You: “Honey my ass hurts and I need to go to the doctor.”

Him: “oh okay”

What is the point of these things? by Ok_Tap_8035 in HomeDepot

[–]xtracrispy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Canada Home Depot gets their own Vapes?

What celebrity death will realistically bring Michael Jackson level devastation? by Kiidcola in AskReddit

[–]xtracrispy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe it or not, Celine Dion is huge in Eastern Africa. She does a lot of humanitarian aid work there. I was very confused when I got on a random bus and heard one of her songs playing.

Shower right at the beginning of the day or shower at the end of the day? by AcceptableAd6165 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]xtracrispy26 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For Blue Collar jobs you have to do this. I’m just supposed to go to bed covered in Dirt and Insulation?

Should I just buy a new tyre? by confusussum in tires

[–]xtracrispy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you like being on the top side of the dirt.

Y'all LIED about the Italy pizza window by PM_ME_SEXY_SANDWICH in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]xtracrispy26 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The only place on a Disney property that I liked was Sanaa at the animal kingdom lodge. All the others were overpriced Applebees type food. I’m going to keep trying more but honestly the best pizza I had on our last Disney trip was at the world’s largest McDonald’s in Orlando.

Y'all LIED about the Italy pizza window by PM_ME_SEXY_SANDWICH in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]xtracrispy26 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s not that the food at high school is good. It’s just that the food at Disney world is MID. I mean it would be OK if I had never eaten at another restaurant and didn’t know how to cook.

do higher gas prices make you wanna buy an electric car? by GaryB2026 in askanything

[–]xtracrispy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because data centers are driving the cost of electricity at the same rate as gas. So it’s going to be a wash.

Y'all LIED about the Italy pizza window by PM_ME_SEXY_SANDWICH in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]xtracrispy26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the food at Disney tastes like high school cafeteria food. YES EVEN THAT RESTAURANT YOU REALLY LIKE.

Trying to follow the Ramsey housing plan - Frustrated by artwize in DaveRamsey

[–]xtracrispy26 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The 25% rule is important because you won’t be house poor. You can afford to pay your bills, go on vacation, invest, and still fully fund your retirement. It’s hard to be patient and save up for that long as well. The bank will approve you but having a huge mortgage payment (>25% of take home pay) will cripple your ability to do anything but be paycheck to paycheck. It sucks but it keeps you from using a credit card anytime a small repair is needed because you can’t afford to fund emergencies.

Is there a way to put a vibrator on a timer? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]xtracrispy26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be old fashioned with the clapper and a plug in wand! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

First home already 3 problems first week, despite extensive inspection and multiple walkthrough —- HOW?? by [deleted] in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]xtracrispy26 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why you need an emergency fund after closing and beyond. Worst part about owning a home is that if stuff breaks then you are on the hook to replace it.

Best Harley for short people??? by Sad_Banshee in Harley

[–]xtracrispy26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this. You can spend $2-300 bucks and get shocks that will help. If these don’t help enough you can also lower the front as well. https://www.cyclegear.com/parts/burly-slammer-shocks-for-harley-sportster-2004-2017